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Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Sentenced To 28 Years In Prison

Today, a Detroit judge sentenced the city’s former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to 28 years in prison for corruption, including racketeering conspiracy, fraud, extortion and tax crimes.

According to reports, Kilpatrick, who served as the Motor City’s mayor from 2002 to 2008, “fattened his bank account by tens of thousands of dollars, traveled the country in private planes and even strong-armed his campaign fundraiser for stacks of cash.” Sources say Kilpatrick raked the now-bankrupt city of nearly $5 million. Read more at Hello Beautiful…

Kaitlyn Hunt, Florida Teen Who Dated Younger Student, Enters Plea Deal For 4 Months In Jail

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Kaitlyn Hunt, a lesbian teen in Florida who was charged with having sexual relations with a minor after her younger girlfriend’s parents objected to their consensual relationship, has entered a plea deal which will require jail time for four months. Hunt, who dated her 14-year-old girlfriend while she was 18, will also have two years of house arrest with electronic monitoring and nine months of monitored probation.
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NYC Driver Chased, Beaten By Biker Mob

NYC Driver Chased, Beaten By Biker Mob
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What started as a minor fender-bender between an SUV and a motorcycle on a New York City highway turned into chaos after the driver was reportedly surrounded and beaten by a mob of angry motorcyclists. And it was all caught on video by a biker’s helmet cam. Read more on Newser…

Lipstick Diss Leads To Face Slashing

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Oh no you didn’t! A woman in Simsbury, Connecticut slashed another woman on the dance floor after she criticized her lipstick. Police say the victim had spoken to the slasher in the restaurant’s bathroom and told her that her lipstick “did not look good on her.” Oh, snap! So naturally, the lady on the receiving end of the lipstick diss marched on to the dance floor and slashed the other woman across the face with an unknown “sharp object.” The victim was transported to a hospital via an ambulance and is recovering; it’s unclear what happened to the slasher, although hightailing it to the nearest Bobbi Brown counter is a good guess. Violence is never the answer, but perhaps the victim will think twice about dissing another woman’s makeup …. ever. Ladies be sensitive. [Hartford Courant] [Image of smeared lipstick via Shutterstock]

Animal-Control Officer Hid 850 Snakes Worth $500,000 In His Home

An animal-control officer had hundreds of snakes, including two 6-foot Burmese pythons, at his home, where he ran an illegal side business selling them, authorities said Thursday.

There were 850 snakes worth half a million dollars in a detached garage at the Shirley home of Richard Parrinello, including the Burmese pythons, which are illegal in New York state, officials said. Read more at Huffington Post…

Amanda Knox: I Can’t Go Back

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Amanda Knox won’t be returning to Italy for her retrial, she confirmed in an interview today. “It’s not a possibility,” she told Matt Lauer on the “Today Show”. “I was imprisoned as an innocent person and I just can’t relive that.” When Lauer asked if she were worried that would look like an admission of guilt, she replied, “I look at it as an admission of innocence, to be quite honest. … It’s common sense not to go back.” Read more at Newser…

What We Know: All The Facts Regarding Yesterday’s Navy Yard Shooting

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Yesterday’s horrific Washington Navy Yard shooting saw 12 innocent people killed and 8 wounded, and in the hours following, the media saw a host of inaccurate, unsubstantiated, and contradictory information. Reporting in the aftermath of such a tragedy often generates more confusion than clarity. Here’s what we know for certain — about the shooter, about the situation, about the victims — about what happened yesterday. Keep reading »

U.K. Man Bites Neighbor’s Penis During Argument Over Music

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods … and also, try not to bite thy neighbor’s penis. Jason Martin, 41, of Kent, U.K., has been found guilty of biting neighbor Richard Henderson’s penis, allegedly “like a sandwich,” during a scuffle over Martin’s loud music. Martin must have really given it his all, because the attacker has a mouth full of, uh, only one or two teeth. Henderson’s girlfriend delivered a text message to Martin regarding the volume on his Xbox, which led to a physical altercation that left Henderson in need of stitches due to a fatal combination of soft pajamas and a headlock. Martin denied the charges tooth and nail, telling prosecutors he had just grabbed “around” Mr. Henderson. “The thought of putting a man’s penis in my mouth… well, it’s not for me. Not in a million years would I do it,” he told the court. “It was just a rat bite. I just grabbed into an area. I didn’t realize at the time it was his testicles.” [Daily Mail] [Portrait of man with angry expression via Shutterstock]

Louisiana Woman Arrested After Allegedly Swimming Nude In Casino Fountain

Courtney Cox was arrested after fooling around in a fountain. Guess the opening credits for “Friends” were criminally misleading.

Cox — not the actress, who spells her name with an extra “e” — of Shreveport, La., was arrested Sunday at the Horseshoe Casino Hotel in Bossier City after the 29-year-old allegedly went for a skinny dip in the casino’s fountain. Read more at Huffington Post…

Woman Fakes Pregnancy To Smuggle Cocaine: Officials

Colombian police say they have arrested a Toronto woman who simulated pregnancy to try to smuggle cocaine.

Col. Esteban Arias says 28-year-old Tabitha Leah Ritchie was stopped while trying to board an Air Canada flight in Bogota after an inspector noted that her belly was unusually cold and hard. He says police discovered a false belly made of latex taped to her body and they found 2 kilograms (4.4 pounds) of cocaine. Read more at Huffington Post…

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