Tag Archives: crime

Trans Woman Ally Robledo Uses Women’s Bathroom, Charged With Trespassing

Jessica WakemanApril 15, 2013 //
Trans MMA Fighter
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ally robledo

How To Be A Douche, Lesson #1: Charge a transgender woman for “trespassing” after she uses the women’s bathroom in your grocery store and ban her from shopping in your establishment for one year.

Idaho trans woman Ally Robledo is being discriminated against by Rosauers supermarket in Lewiston because she was “peeing standing up” in the women’s room. Oh, you didn’t know the way you pee could get you in trouble with the cops, did you? Keep reading »

Woman Accused Of Using Quiche As A Weapon

Ami AngelowiczApril 15, 2013 //
Nutella Thieves
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Papaya Butt
This woman exposed her butt, used papayas as a weapon. Read More »
Dangerous Food

This was the week of the weird assault weapon. First, Hugh Jackman’s stalker attacked him with pubic hair, and now, an Australian woman is accused of a quiche assault.

Franklin Jane Bugmy allegedly became agitated when police showed up at her home to serve her with documents for a previous violence charge. She claimed they were the wrong documents and she wasn’t guilty. I’m having trouble following what exactly happened next. But in Bugmy’s words: “They’re saying I had room to move … I had no room to move. The quiche was thrown down to save my baby from tipping out of the pram.”

In what Bugmy claimed to be self-defense, the 41-year-old charged at the police officer with her stroller and threw a quiche in his face.

I think I need to start carrying more baked goods with me in case I get attacked. It seems like old bagels would be ideal. [Metro UK] [Quiche photo from Shutterstock]

RIP Society: Fifth Grade Boys Plotted To Rape, Murder Female Classmate

Jessica WakemanApril 1, 2013 //
Teach Boys Not To Rape
On Steubenville High School and teaching boys not to rape. Read More »
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They're mourning the lives of the rapists. Read More »
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How to teach boys to be feminists. Read More »
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When I was a 10-year-old, the worst thing a boy did to me was put Scotch tape in my hair. If only! Proof that society is going down the toilet: two fifth grade boys in Colville, Washington, have first-degree murder conspiracy charges against them for plotting to rape and kill their female classmate. They were discovered on February 7 after a child saw one of the boys playing with a knife on the school bus; in a backpack, the kids had a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol (stolen from a family member) and ammunition. One of the boys explained, “She’s rude and always made fun of me and my friends.” Keep reading »

“Breaking Bad” Script Stolen From Bryan Cranston’s Car

Jessica WakemanMarch 25, 2013 //
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  • Whoa: someone broke into Bryan Cranston’s car and stole a tote bag containing a “Breaking Bad” script! A window of Cranston’s car, which was parked in Albuquerque, New Mexico, got smashed and the bag carrying his script and iPad were taken. A man has been arrested for the theft, but the script has not been recovered. In conclusion, people are crazy. [Videogum]
  • What are “sex gypsies”? They’re people who hook up with you so they have a place to stay (yours!) because they don’t want to pay rent or hotel bills. [New York Post]
  • Damian Lewis kinda sorta dropped a “Homeland” spoiler. [Digital Spy]
  • Nickelodeon’s “Clarissa Explains It All” is going to be turned into a book called Things I Can’t Explain about a 23-year-old Clarissa who works as a journalist. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Beyoncé and Blue Ivy were snapped at brunch at a restaurant in Brooklyn yesterday. Beyoncé is just like us! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Video Of Steubenville Rape Witnesses Released

Jessica WakemanMarch 25, 2013 //
2 Teen Girls Charged
They were charged with threatening the Steubenville rape victim. Read More »
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They're mourning the lives of the rapists. Read More »
Verdict: Guilty!
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Trent Mays and Ma'lik Richmond have been found guilty of rape. Read More »
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Steubenville Rape Witness Video Released

ABC News aired new video of teen partygoers in Steubenville, Ohio, being questioned by police regarding the sexual assault of “Jane Doe,” the then 15-year-old girl whose story has entranced the nation. On the night of her assault, Jane Doe was raped and carried unconscious to multiple parties all while pictures were taken; last week, Ma’lik Richmond and Trent Mays received one year and two years, respectively, in juvenile detention facilities for participating in her abuse. ABC’s video shows teens (their faces not obscured, for some reason) describing how Jane Doe got increasingly drunk throughout the evening — meaning she was less and less able to consent to any sexual behavior. “She was a mess,” says one boy interviewed by cops. “She wasn’t responding. She was passed out.” Keep reading »

Teen Testifies That He Recorded Some Of The Steubenville Rape

NewserMarch 15, 2013 //

A teenager testified in the Steubenville rape trial today that he’d personally witnessed defendant Trent Mays put his fingers inside the victim’s vagina as they drove from one party to another, and even recorded it on his cellphone—though he says he deleted the video the next morning, realizing he’d done “something stupid and wrong.” The 17-year-old testified only after the judge gave him immunity from prosecution, the AP reports. Witness accounts are crucial to the trial, because the victim doesn’t appear to remember what happened.  Read more…

Another Day, Another Mother Giving Her Baby A Bong Hit

Ami AngelowiczMarch 13, 2013 //
Baby Bong Pics
Mother arrested for posting pics of her baby with a bong on Facebook. Read More »
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Bad Parents
"It was a joke that wasn't really funny"

Rachel Braaten of Washington was arrested after this video of her giving her 22-month-old son a bong hit surfaced.”I guess it was a joke and a stupid mistake that wasn’t really funny,” the 24-year-old told authorities.

I would strongly, strongly agree with that statement. Never has a joke failed so heinously.Braaten is facing charges for delivering a controlled substance to a minor. Her fiancee Tyler Lee, the child’s father, who was not involved in the incident, facing charges of his own. Lee was arrested for selling marijuna and unlawful possession of a firearm.The 22-month-old and the couple’s 5-year-old child are in custody of the state.

This incident is a grim reminder that there are so many people out there who should not be allowed to reproduce.

Sadly, this is not the first baby bong smoking incident. Back in 2010, Rachel Stieringer was arrested for posting pics of her baby smoking a bong on Facebook. [Huffington Post]

Power Wheels Make Really Bad Getaway Cars

Ami AngelowiczMarch 7, 2013 //
Groper Falls In Manhole
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A man groped a woman and then fell in a manhole. Karma's a bitch. Read More »
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Bad Idea

It did NOT happen in Florida. It happened in Arkansas. Twenty-eight-year-old Jamie Craft drunkenly crashed her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am into a mobile home and tried to flee the scene of the crime in the nearest getaway car: her son’s Power Wheels truck. She was shoeless, pantsless, “pretty irate” and “very intoxicated” (her blood alcohol level was about three times the legal limit) when police caught up to her. Obviously, she didn’t get very far. Craft is facing a whole mess of charges from driving under the influence to disorderly conduct. Lesson learned. Don’t drink and drive Power Wheels. Or real cars. [Gawker]

Man Dressed As Batman Delivers Criminal To Yorkshire Police Department

Julie GersteinMarch 4, 2013 //
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Some guys have a hero complex. Others, have a superhero complex. Take the mysterious tights-clad man who walked into the Yorkshire Police Department last week to deliver a bad guy to officers by the scruff of his neck. Wearing a full Batman costume, the man identified himself only as Bruce Wayne.

Telling the cops, “I’ve got this one for you,” the faux-Batman escorted his catch to the quaintly-named police helpdesk at Trafalgar House. According to a police report, the man was then arrested for burglary, fraud and breach of a court order. He was detained at the station overnight and then sent to a nearby precinct where he was booked on additional charges.

As for Batman, well, nobody knows what’s become of him. Said the report, “The Batman outfit was a normal fancy dress costume and whoever had decided to put it on knew the suspect was wanted by police.” My bet’s on him holing up at Wayne Manor. [Telegraph]

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Tried To Hide The Fact The He’s “The Sun”

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 7, 2013 //
Be My BF: Outsourcer
He outsourced his job so he could watch animal videos all day. Read More »
Be My BF: Vacuum Wanker
He jumped on a roof, emptied a vacuum,masturbated and pooped in a stranger's house. Read More »
Be My BF: Cat Hater
He wants to eradicate all cats to save the birds. Read More »
Be My BF

Dear Brett Eric Drachenburg aka “The Sun,”

If were sitting in the same room right now, I would be giving you a slow clap. From a safe distance, of course. At least 93 million miles. When you were caught stealing a towel from a Florida home, you told the cops that you were simply trying to disguise yourself as “‘The Sun’ with intent to obstruct the due execution of the law.” Initially, authorities were confused by your explanation and thought you might be referring to The Sun Sentinel newspaper, but when the deputy asked you for your name, you replied, “The Sun.”

The Sun, l know why you stole that towel. You were trying to hide your fire from the world. Trying to protect the world from your heat. Don’t do it, The Sun. Never let anyone dull your shine, baby. Take that towel off your face and let the world have it.

Shine on,

Ami Angelowicz

[Huffington Post]

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