creeps

Woody Allen Brags About “Saving” His Wife In Lengthy, Creepy & Unncessary New Interview

Auteur and creep Woody Allen’s new movie Cafe Society will premiere at Cannes, making May a banner month for ex-film majors with boners for black and white shots set to Gershwin everywhere. Out of all the things he said to  The Hollywood Reporter’s Stephen Galloway, the fact that Allen thinks he “saved” his wife is possibly… More »


The Types Of Guys Women Try Their Hardest To Avoid

Have you ever wondered if the way you act makes women cringe? Have you ever worried that your behavior might be making them run in the other direction?

Just as women are attracted to certain archetypal men, there are other types of men that women go out of their way to avoid. And… More »


This Trick Will Probably – No, Definitely – Work To Get Rid Of Creeps At The Club

I was out with friends in Atlantic City, which is probably the best place to go if you’re trying to get creeped on. Since the pregame got a little rowdy for my sister, Chrissy, I decided to lay low the rest of the night and make sure she didn’t die. Somewhere along the way, a… More »


True Story: My Tweet About An OKCupid Creep Went Viral (And The Internet Thinks I Should Date Him)

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The 10-Step Guide To Being A Total Creep To Women, According To The Founder Of A Harry Potter Fan Site

Here’s a story of a woman named Grace and a guy named Ben who refused to be ignored. Grace is a writer at Buzzfeed, while Ben is a guy she’s been familiar with since her youthful days in the Harry Potter online fan club realm. Grace and Ben don’t know each other in real life,… More »


Ex-Legislator Joe Morrissey Confirms He Fathered Teenager’s Baby With Creepy Ass Photo

A 57-year-old former Virginia Delegate had an affair with his 17-year-old secretary, and now they have a baby. More »


Jian Ghomeshi Has Sent Me Into Creep Ennui

I have creep ennui. Right now it’s Jian Ghomeshi. Over the last few weeks it’s been Stephen Collins, Ray Rice (and the whole NFL), and the Alt Lit crowd — Tao Lin, Janey Smith, Stephen Tully Dierks, Ed Champion. Matt Taibbi apparently harassed a staffer at First Look Media. Dr. Luke abused Ke$ha. Would-be feminist… More »


Dude Freaks Out Creepy Guy On Public Transit By Getting Creepy On Him

How do you out-creep a total creepster? It’s a question for the ages, and one that writer Chris Brecheen had often pondered. For years, Brecheen listened to his female friends complain about getting unwanted attention by men on public transportation. No matter what they did — wear headphones, keep their heads down, ignore them ––… More »