Posts tagged "crazy"

“Small Town Security” Recap: The Land Of A Thousand Hoarding Dances

This week’s episode of “Small Town Security” takes a break from chronicling Lieutenant Denis Croft’s time traveling love affair with his boss Chief Joan Koplan, and instead focuses on Joan’s husband Irwin. Irwin has a problem — and no, I’m not referring to his desire to dye his graying hair cherry red (which yes, i…

Julie Gerstein / July 30, 2012

A Lobster Is Coming To Dinner And Not The Way You Think

“Oh, this old thing? Psh. It’s Dior.John Galliano may be an anti-Semitic coot with pigtails and an ill-advised pornstache, but he is also a design hero … or villain, depending on who you ask. Regardless, I will be wearing this crustacean couture look to my next blue-tie event. Get it? Like those blue band…

Rachel Krause / July 29, 2012

Pete Doherty Auctions Off A Painting Featuring Amy Winehouse’s Blood

Musician Pete Doherty is one of my favorite misunderstood anti-heroes, a true artist and transcendent thinker whose messages are often sadly sacrificed to his drug-addled lifestyle. He said it best in one of his own songs: “I’m so clever, but clever ain’t wise.” His inconsistencies are glaringly apparent, but Pete is openly, unapologetically who he…

Rachel Krause / May 9, 2012

An Open Letter To The Guy Who Called Me “Crazy”

Dear Guy Who Seemed Cool On Our First Date But Freaked When I Said I Wanted To Take Sexual Stuff Slowly And Sent Me A Barrage Of Douchey Text Messages Which Culminated In Pronouncing Me “Crazy”,

I feel as if we have gotten off on the wrong foot. …

Jessica Wakeman / April 6, 2012

One Hot Soda-Drinking, Coffee Date, Coming Right Up

Ladies, need a hot date? Too bad this one’s mine. This helpful dating ad was taped up on a Brooklyn subway platform with some scotch tape and not a little bit of hope. Just in time for Valentine’s Day: Soda, or ice cream, or just, you know, a walk and some romance. Sounds pretty good…

Julie Gerstein / February 2, 2012

Thank You To The Crazy Whisperers

We all have moments where we are not our best selves. Maybe our hormones are going haywire because we are pregnant, just got on birth control, or just got off birth control. Maybe we have been sleeping for three hours a night for the past six weeks because it’s finals time. Or maybe we’re just…

Jessica Wakeman / April 13, 2011

Cheetos, Cats, & Other Items Used As Weapons

How exactly can Cheetos be used as a weapon? It’s not 100% clear from the police report, but evidently Chester’s delicious cheese doodles somehow figured into a domestic assault when a verbal fight turned really bad between a Tennessee couple. I think I would believe this story a little more if it were between two…

Justine Fields / June 30, 2009

YouTube Love: There’s No Better Way Of Saying “Happy One-Month Anniversary” Than A Video Montage

For my boo.
“i love my boyfriend seth so much, so i made a video for the 1 month anniversary of our relationship.”
Hollyxhorror created a photo montage for her boyfriend, Seth, in honor of their one-month anniversary. Set to the tune of Secondhand Serenade’s “Half Alive,” the video includes photographs of Hollyxhorror…

Catherine Strawn / December 28, 2007