crazy cat lady


I’ve never liked cats. I know this is an unpopular point of view, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And this heart wants everything of the feline persuasion to stay away from her. It’s the allergies, but also, I just don’t like the way they look at me. Should you want to join… READ MORE »


Do you have a friend who’s always covered in cat hair and smells vaguely of Fresh Step? It doesn’t matter if she’s young or old; you can be a crazy cat lady at any age. There’s a 90 percent chance that I myself am, or am on my way to becoming, this girl. As anyone… READ MORE »


If you spoke fluent meow, you would know your cat wants a massage. Here’s how you can make it “power purr” while guaranteeing no man will ever want you to touch him. [Everything Is Terrible]