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Ted Cruz Takes Insane “Jade Helm” Conspiracy Theory Very Seriously

Some wingnuts think President Obama is trying to murder Texas or something. 

Robyn Pennacchia | May 5, 2015 - 3:25 pm

Arizona Lawmaker Wants To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

What on earth is it with Arizona and Indiana this week? Is someone giving out new toaster ovens to the state that can prove they are worse than Florida in…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 27, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Duck Dynasty Dude Shares Beautiful Dream Of Atheist Family Being Raped And Beheaded

This Friday, some wacko site called TruNews (sounds legit) aired a speech given by “Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson at the Vero Beach Prayer Breakfast earlier that day. The site described…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 24, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Baptist Pastor Performs Dramatic Reading Of Katy Perry’s “E.T.”

In the context of some weird speech about how Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and–of course–Madonna, were all in cahoots with Satan to turn all of the children…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 9, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Satanic Monster Energy Drinks Lady Says God Made Her Go Viral

Christine Weick, best known to us internet folk as the “Satanic Monster Energy Drinks Lady” made an appearance on last night’s “Tosh.0″ to have a lighthearted chat about, well, how…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 6, 2015 - 10:33 am

Just Look At This Asshole: New Jersey Deli Owner Celebrates “White History Month”

Meet Jim “Jimbo” Boggess — the owner of one Jimbo’s Deli in Flemington, New Jersey. He is causing a bit of controversy around town due to the fact that he…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 5, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Mommie Dearest: If Girl Scout Cookies Are The Devil’s Dessert, We’ll Take Seconds

Girl Scout cookies are damn delicious, and who doesn’t like supporting a bunch of girls who are trying to earn merit badges and do good things? Apparently, a whole bunch…

Avital Norman Nathman | March 3, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Jimmy Kimmel Takes On Anti-Vaxxers (Again) With “Child’s Right To Choose” Video

Last week, Jimmy Kimmel presented a PSA-style video featuring a bunch of doctors delivering a heartfelt, expletive-filled message to parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids. It was pretty magical and…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 3, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Cancer Is a Fungus That Can Be Cured With Baking Soda, Says Nevada Lawmaker

HEY! Good news cancer patients! All that chemo and medical treatment is for naught — turns out, cancer is just like, a fungus, and can be flushed right out of…

Robyn Pennacchia | February 25, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Judge Roy Moore Is Real Confused About How Bisexuality Works

Alabama Judge Roy Moore wonders: “When two bisexuals or two transgendered marry, how large is that family?”

Robyn Pennacchia | February 25, 2015 - 4:00 pm