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True Story: My Crazy Craigslist Casual Encounter

The results are in — after asking you guys to share with us the thing you’d most like to check off your to-do list, we’ve got a winner! Turns out

Chloe Caldwell |

Mother Seeks “Sugar Baby” To Take Her Son’s V-Card Before Heading to Harvard

Seeking a soulmate for your child doesn’t just happen in the movies, y’all! Like the scene in “Because I Said So,” where the mother posts an ad online secretly seeking…

Daley Quinn |

Awesome Graphic Designer Posts Hilarious Craigslist Ad Attacking Work-For-Free Culture

If you’re a graphic designer, or know a graphic designer, you’ve probably heard them complain about how often they’re asked to work for free. Designers are often “invited” to do…

Julie Gerstein |

Man Seeks “Cronut Slut” On Craigslist

It was only a matter of time before cronuts, the delicious pastry baby of a croissant and a doughnut, made its way to the Craigslist “Casual Encounters” section. Since chef…

Ami Angelowicz |

Amanda Bynes, You Are Loved

Even in the throes of her video-making, bong-throwing, wig-wearing, Twitter insulting breakdown, somebody still wants to marry Amanda Bynes. Melissa the Great (aka The Love Vault) of Tilicum, Washington, posted…

Ami Angelowicz |

Did You Need A Positive Pregnancy Test? Because This Woman’s Selling Them

A woman is selling genuinely positive pregnancy tests via Craiglist, I guess because she’s pregnant and doesn’t mind peeing on lots of sticks. In the Craiglist post she writes:

Julie Gerstein |

“The Worst Room” Chronicles The Crappiness Of NYC Apartment Shopping

Looking for a new apartment can be difficult anywhere, but in NYC it’s a bloodsport, and tales of shitty apartments are legendary.

Enter “The Worst Room,” a Tumblr…

Julie Gerstein |

Clever Gent Outsources Dating To A Dating Surrogate

Who has the time or the inclination to online date? Why bother with it, when you can just outsource it to an online dating surrogate, someone who will do all…

Julie Gerstein |

Your Daily Reminder That Men Are Capable Of Being Truly Terrible

I am in the midst of an apartment search right now. It is annoying, frustrating, and anxiety-producing, but it is just Something That Must Happen. Somewhat more exasperating than just…

Rachel Krause |

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Roleplayer Seeks Robb Stark Look-A-Like For Iron Throne Sex Romp

At this point in the “Game of Thrones” TV series (season three started a week-and-a-half ago), Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen and Robb Stark have not shared any screentime. (I don’t know if…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

8 Things I Learned From Selling All My Belongings On Craigslist

In preparation for our move to Nashville, my boyfriend Nick and I took Ami’s advice and decided to sell most of our stuff instead of spending the money to move…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger |

Hey, Ladies Of SXSW, Steer Clear Of This Guy

South by Southwest, the annual music/film/tech/excuse to eat tacos festival, began last week. It’s a great way to see a bunch of bands and network, we suppose, but it’s also…

Julie Gerstein |

I Need To Know Who Took This Cake Farting Gig

Only on Craigslist would you find a help wanted ad for a woman to fart on a birthday cake for $50. It’s already awkward to show up at a birthday…

Ami Angelowicz |

Who Will Be Spinning The Set For Your Hippie Birth?

You may want to consider hiring San Francisco’s Premiere Birthing DJ to spin the soundtrack for your hippie birth. According to the CraigsList ad, “Sarah Palin’s gay friend” specializes in…

Ami Angelowicz |

The Soapbox: Stop Humiliating People For Their Sex Practices Online

For as long as we’re aware of other people’s dirty bits and sexual desires, we’re aware of how funny it can be to talk about them. My niece, for instance,…

Jessica Wakeman |

Good News! Bristol Palin’s Car Is For Sale On Craigslist

Need a used car? You may want to consider Bristol Palin’s Dodge Challenger. It’s a 2010 model with only 14,510 miles. You can get it on Craigslist for $27,500 (OBO).

Ami Angelowicz |

“Girls” Is Now Inspiring Virgin Hunters On Craigslist

Guys, this Craigslist poster was so inspired by Shoshanna on “Girls” that he’s now offering his services as a sex mentor to shy, virginal women everywhere. Doesn’t someone want to…

Julie Gerstein |

Need A Job? This Brooklyn Writer’s Looking For A Muse, NBD

Office work is such a bore, am I right? Which is why this offer to just sit around listening to this “writer” tell “stories” and type them out sounds like…

Julie Gerstein |

Foolish Writer Seeks Women Who Dislike Ryan Gosling

Some clueless person in Brooklyn is looking for women to speak openly about not liking Ryan Gosling. Seriously, dude? It’s Not. Gonna. Happen. [Craigslist] …

Julie Gerstein |

The Craziest Missed Connections Post Ever

We’ve read our fair share of weird missed connections — car accidents, “You were the drunk girl,” or “You’re a cocktail waitress at the Hustler Casino.” But, this one trumps…

Leonora Epstein |