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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied By “Harry Potter”

The Harry Potter series has sold billions of dollars worth of books, movie tickets and DVDs because it’s one of those rare series that children can enjoy but won’t make…

Cracked | September 5, 2011 - 4:30 pm

The 5 Least Romantic Keys To A Happy Relationship

Any old talk show psychologist can give you the business about date nights and fetish gear to keep the spark alive. That’s Talk Show Psychologist Tips For Romance 101. But…

Cracked | August 21, 2011 - 4:30 pm

5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos

The following videos and video stills contain not a single image of nudity or implied nudity. There is no sex. No drug use. No violence.

But make no mistake,…

Cracked | August 13, 2011 - 4:30 pm

7 Female Behaviors That Baffle Men (Explained!)

In a previous article, I talked about some of the big questions men ask about women, about relationships and communication and all that boring stuff. But in focusing on the…

Cracked | August 6, 2011 - 2:30 pm

The 16 Most Hilariously Dishonest Old School Advertisements

Modern advertising constantly straddles the line between creative marketing and straight-up bullshit. But back in the old days, advertising companies got away with winning their bread and butter through straight…

Cracked | July 24, 2011 - 6:30 pm

Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways To Kill The Romance

Romance is a source of mystery for most men. You try to open the door for a woman and she tells you she’s not coming into the men’s room. You…

Cracked | July 17, 2011 - 12:30 pm

8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won’t Believe Are For Kids

Raising a little girl is hard. You have all these decisions to make: schools to choose, what to feed them, how to make sure they don’t grow up half as…

Cracked | July 9, 2011 - 3:30 pm

5 Awful Things Nobody Tells You About Moving

Oh, sure, you’ve moved before: To a better neighborhood, a bigger house or just to spite that bitch Stacy at work who said she lived in a “very exclusive neighborhood.”

Cracked | June 19, 2011 - 12:30 pm

The 5 Least Romantic Keys To A Happy Relationship

Any old talk show psychologist can give you the business about date nights and fetish gear to keep the spark alive. That’s Talk Show Psychologist Tips For Romance 101. But…

Cracked | June 11, 2011 - 2:30 pm

4 Romantic Books To Disgust And Annoy Your Lover

Some articles require a lengthy explanation in order to give the reader a context in which to view them. This is not one of those. What I am doing here…

Cracked | May 15, 2011 - 12:30 pm

7 Basic Things You Won’t Believe You’re All Doing Wrong

If you’re like us, you might sometimes have a problem with complex tasks, like trying to drive an ambulance and send a text message at the same time. But hey,…

Cracked | April 10, 2011 - 4:30 pm

7 Bizarre Products For Dressing Up Your Genitals

In a time when everything from artificial tans to calf implants has become culturally acceptable, for some reason genitals usually get left out of the body-decoration process. The only real…

Cracked | April 2, 2011 - 5:30 pm

7 Tips For Sexting Someone You Barely Know

The courtship process used to be a lot simpler. You used to cruise around in a Firebird and girls would be there, and then there’d be something called heavy petting,…

Cracked | March 26, 2011 - 2:00 pm

7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips To Avoid

Vatsyayana’s Kama Sutra was a strategy guide for the interaction of penises and vaginas in Gupta-era India (320 to 550 CE), meant to be read by sexual partners to enhance…

Cracked | September 18, 2010 - 7:00 pm

5 Dating Myths That Just Aren’t True

There are some universally acknowledged truths when it comes to dating. These themes are repeated on sitcoms, in romantic comedies, and in your friends’ hookup stories they swear are true.

Cracked | August 28, 2010 - 5:00 pm

The Top 10 Things You Didn’t Learn In School That You Really Need To Know

By the time you’re 30, you’ll be hit with the crushing truth of just how much the grownups didn’t teach you when you were in school. And, while liberals and…

Cracked | June 26, 2010 - 12:30 pm

Online Dating Translator Helps You Understand Dating Profiles

Online dating is the romantic equivalent of eating at Denny’s: There’s a menu full of tantalizing photos and enticing descriptions, but that Grand Slam breakfast never looks quite as good…

Cracked | June 20, 2010 - 11:30 am

Which Health Foods Are Bad For You?

Healthy foods, like reality show stars, tend to be both high-maintenance and tasteless. As lazy and spoiled people, we try to find any shortcuts we can to eating healthy without…

Cracked | May 29, 2010 - 6:00 pm

The Sexiest Album Covers Ever That Came Out Not Sexy

It’s a scientific fact that you’re more likely to buy something if the advertising features someone you’d like to bone, be it a Victoria’s Secret commercial or the cover of…

Cracked | May 23, 2010 - 1:30 pm

6 Crazy Things Ads Want You To Believe Are True

Commercials are duplicitous. They are designed to illicit the same response from us as a burning fire; our interest level is minimal at best yet we can’t tear ourselves from…

Cracked | March 28, 2010 - 4:30 pm
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