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5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Protestors

Let’s say that tomorrow you are elected Secret Ruler of the USA, a position that gives you total power over the government, economy, and the culture at large — everything…

Cracked | June 14, 2015 - 12:30 pm

6 Movies Based On A True Story That Left Out Important Stuff

Over the years, we’ve poked fun at a lot of “based on a true story” movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should…

Cracked | March 31, 2015 - 4:45 pm

6 Sex Toy Companies Disguised As Household Products

As teenagers, we all went through that phase where everything in your house looks like a vagina or a penis, depending on your preference — it’s the one thing American

Cracked | March 24, 2015 - 3:15 pm

5 Disastrous Ways People Tried To Make Porn A Reality

Because of porn’s world-controlling nature, it’s not much of a surprise to find out that it bleeds into real life. I’m not just talking about the whole “let’s change positions…

Cracked | March 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

The 16 Most Terrifying Dating Profiles Possible

Online dating, despite all the success stories, can still be a pretty dicey thing. So much so that sometimes you just wish these sites would hire full-time screeners to weed…

Cracked | March 14, 2015 - 4:30 pm

5 Fitness Myths You Believe (That Don’t Work At All)

We’re all interested in fitness, or at least in maintaining the idea that we might start getting fit any day now; man, get off our back. As such, there are…

Cracked | February 23, 2015 - 2:45 pm

8 Things Some Asshole Says In Every Debate About Sexism

Feminism! And with that one word, I’ve already set the world speed record for turning a comment section into a septic tank. As a guy writing on the Internet, I’m…

Cracked | February 20, 2015 - 5:45 pm

5 Ways America’s Justice System Is Designed To Screw You

You’ve heard it in 10,000 cop shows: “You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.” As much as people tend…

Cracked | February 2, 2015 - 2:45 pm

5 Things People Don’t Get About Borderline Personalities

It’s not everyone who can watch a horror thriller, point at the villain and say, “Hey, that’s me!” But you can if you have  borderline personality disorder — that’s the condition…

Cracked | January 28, 2015 - 3:45 pm

5 Things You Don’t Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)

If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, stripping may very well be the second oldest — it all depends on exactly when the first uptight humans decided people shouldn’t walk around with…

Cracked | January 27, 2015 - 12:45 pm

6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. It pays well (as we’ve pointed out before) and requires you to do nothing…

Cracked | November 19, 2011 - 11:30 am
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