Posts tagged "crabs"

The One Good Thing About Bikini Waxing

I’m taking a cue from Jodie Foster’s Golden Globes speech and outing myself: I’m a bikini waxer. I’ve been waxing regularly since 2001. But that doesn’t mean I’ve gotten used…

Ami Angelowicz | January 14, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Florence Henderson Got Crabs From The Then Mayor Of New York

“I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it. Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not…

Kate Torgovnick/ | June 27, 2011 - 10:40 am

How I Got The Clap And Other STD Stories: Crabs From A Crappy Roommate

April is STD Awareness Month, and we asked you to share your STD-related stories so we could learn from your each other’s mistakes. If you have a tale involving sores,

The Frisky | April 8, 2009 - 11:00 am

Revenge Isn’t So Sweet When It’s An STD

You can get anything from the Internet, even an STD! is a site dedicated to selling spurned lovers genital lice, otherwise known as crabs. If you thought your breakup…

Simcha | September 3, 2008 - 6:00 pm

Poll: Have You Had An STD?

I’ve already told you I’ve had HPV. I’ve managed to steer clear of any other STIs, but I know many people who have had herpes, crabs, gonorrhea, or chlamydia. What…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 18, 2008 - 11:30 am

The Five Most Important Things You Should Know About: Crabs

Oh my god, CRABS. Aren’t they beautiful?
1. Pubic lice aka crabs, do not have feet. They have CLAWS, hence the whole crab thing. Without feet they can’t actually…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 9, 2008 - 4:15 pm