The One Good Thing About Bikini Waxing
I'm taking a cue from Jodie Foster's Golden Globes speech and outing myself: I'm a bikini waxer. I've been waxing regularly since 2001. But that doesn't mean I've gotten used to it. I'm not going to pretend like it's no biggie. After more than a decade, I still think it hurts like a motherfucker. I…
Florence Henderson Got Crabs From The Then Mayor Of New York
"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it. Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata. He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."…
Poll: Have You Had An STD?
I've already told you I've had HPV. I've managed to steer clear of any other STIs, but I know many people who have had herpes, crabs, gonorrhea, or chlamydia. What about you? Take our poll -- don't worry, all results are of course anonymous.
The Five Most Important Things You Should Know About: Crabs
Oh my god, CRABS. Aren't they beautiful? 1. Pubic lice aka crabs, do not have feet. They have CLAWS, hence the whole crab thing. Without feet they can't actually walk across any surface, but they do sort of swing from hair to hair. Like a tiny, tiny Tarzan, if you will.