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The Daily Squee: Little Girl Sneaks Pet Cow Into House

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A Girl's Best Friend

Five-year-old Brennan Decker thought she was being sneaky when she let her pet cow into the house, but when her mom catches her, she provides a laundry list of nonsensical excuses that only a kid could come up with. After talking in circles, she calls it quits around 3:30 and settles in for the cutest cuddle between child and cow you’ve ever seen. [Daily Dot]

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Saves The Cows

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Ryan Almost Fights
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Gosling Shakes His Fist
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  • We knew Ryan Gosling loved his trusty mutt, but now he’s spread his love of animals to the barnyard. The Gos penned a letter on behalf of PETA (side eye) to the National Milk Producers Federation this week asking them to halt the “barbaric practice” of removing calves’ horns. Get to it, milk producers. Ryan hath decreed it so!  [Yahoo News]
  • Can Lena Dunham only write male characters who are misogynists or date rapists? [Salon]
  • Street style blogger Garance Doré has very strong feelings that “vagina” is an ugly word and we should all be saying “pussy” instead. I’m pretty sure anything is better than “vajayjay.” [Fashionista]
  • Oh, Simon Doonan, what were you thinking suggesting we “bring back the Afro”? [Madame Noire]
  • Ke$ha had “eyeball sex” with Johnny Depp. It’s less gross than it sounds. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

How Do We Feel About Cows Producing Human Breast Milk?

I, too, await the cyborg overlords who will colonize the Earth, imprison us all, and incubate alien babies in our fertile wombs.

But what I cannot wrap my head around? China claims to have genetically modified cows to produce human breast milk. Yes, a “moo moo moo” cow producing milk for a “wah wah wah” human baby.

Whoa. Keep reading »

A Panda Bear That Moos

As we enter 2011, I wonder: What will be the anthemic animal of the year? The meerkat? The mini-pony? No, no, no: It’s the panda cow–a frigging cow that’s bred to look like a frigging panda bear. Cute and special, just like we hope 2011 will be. [Wtop] Keep reading »

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