Posts tagged "cows"

Troubling: Cows Are Cold-Blooded Human Killers

Being an Indian who isn’t a vegetarian, despite my religion mandating it, has already put me on the shortlist for “Who’s Getting Gored in the Ass First” when the animals…

Beejoli Shah | March 13, 2015 - 5:30 pm

The Daily Squee: Little Girl Sneaks Pet Cow Into House

Five-year-old Brennan Decker thought she was being sneaky when she let her pet cow into the house, but when her mom catches her, she provides a laundry list of nonsensical…

Claire Hannum | December 11, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Saves The Cows

We knew Ryan Gosling loved his trusty mutt, but now he’s spread his love of animals to the barnyard. The Gos penned a letter on behalf of PETA (side

Jessica Wakeman | April 3, 2013 - 7:00 pm

How Do We Feel About Cows Producing Human Breast Milk?

I, too, await the cyborg overlords who will colonize the Earth, imprison us all, and incubate alien babies in our fertile wombs.

But what I cannot wrap my…

Jessica Wakeman | April 7, 2011 - 4:40 pm

A Panda Bear That Moos

As we enter 2011, I wonder: What will be the anthemic animal of the year? The meerkat? The mini-pony? No, no, no: It’s the panda cow–a frigging cow that’s bred…

Julie Gerstein | January 3, 2011 - 11:15 am