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Evening Quickies: Courtney Stodden Gets Her Own Show & REM Announces Breakup

  • My prayers have been answered: Courtney Stodden has inked a super sexy sensual deal with Merv Griffin Entertainment to do her own TV show. Yes! [Dlisted]
  • Dude, is today “Make All Of Amelia’s Dreams Come True Day”? Paula Deen is hosting a family cruise?! I know where I’ll be January 21-28, 2012 — laying on the deck of an ocean liner eating a lasagna sandwich, y’all! [Alice Travel]
  • A week after going on a date to a strip club with Kieran Culkin, Scarlett Johansson was spotted “canoodling” with her “He’s Just Not That Into You” costar Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake. Busy lady! [NY Daily News, Us Weekly]

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Grammar 101 With Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden’s Twitter, the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Courtney’s super sexy sensual tweets taught me how to take my own 140 character purple prose up a notch, but I knew there was so much more to learn from the 17-year-old wife of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. In addition to her enviable vocabulary, Courtney really knows how to assemble a complex sentence, revealing many important lessons in grammar. So, class, the bell has rung — it’s time for Grammar 101 with Professor Amelia and my assistant @CourtneyStodden. Take your seats and click onward!

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Quiz: Real Or Fake Super Sexy Sensual Erotic Courtney Stodden Tweet?

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I like to think that my Twitter followers are generally amused or enlightened by the 140 characters missives I fire of 5-20 times a day, depending on how funny/lonely I’m feeling. But upon reading the Twitter feed of Courtney Stodden, the now 17-year-old wife (yesterday was her birthday!) of 51-year-old “actor” Doug Hutchison, it is clear I need to step up my game. My tweets are nowhere near as erotic and sensuous, nor filled with as many teasingly placed winky emoticons. For example, just yesterday, Courtney tweeted:

While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!

See what I mean? Amazing. To rejuvenate my own purple prose, I decided to practice by creating this highly entertaining and, to use another of Courtney’s favorite 50 cent SAT words, invigorating quiz. As you click through this slideshow, you’ll be presented with tweets that were either written by Courtney herself, or by me trying to channel my inner Courtney. Can you tell the difference? The answer for each will be revealed on the slide that follows. Let me know how you did — and write your own Courtney-inspired tweets — in the comments!

Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchison Want A TV Show? 8 Concepts For Them.

Courtney Stodden, 16, and her husband Doug Hutchison, 51, are thoroughly enjoying their 15 minutes of fame. So, naturally they are trying to extend it. Everyone’s favorite couple with a 35-year age difference revealed on “The Morning Show” in Australia that they would like a television show. “We’ve been seduced by a lot of producers wanting to do a reality TV show and we’re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer and we’re talking about the possibility of bringing it to network,” Doug said.

His wife interjected, “It’s going to be a show like no other.”

Whatever will it be? After the jump, 8 ideas for the couple—some reality, some drama. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Channels Pam Anderson’s “Baywatch” Vibe

Courtney Stodden—the 16-year-old who says her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, is a “tiger” in bed—has posed for a new sexy photo shoot. The concept? She rocks a red “Baywatch” bathing suit and an arm band to look like her big-haired blonde brethren, Pamela Anderson. May I remind you that this girl is 16-years-old. Also, we feel sorry for her nether-regions. That suit looks like it hurts. [ONTD]

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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Doesn’t Think Doug Hutchison Is “Creepy” At All

“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s … It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man.”

Courtney Stodden‘s mom, Krista Stodden, explains how she feels about her 16-year-old daughter marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. We knew her parents had to approve of the coupling, since they wouldn’t have been able to tie the knot without parental consent, but really—Krista doesn’t find the age differential here a little strange? [ONTD]

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16-Year-Old Courtney Stodden Calls Her 51-Year-Old Husband A “Tiger” In Bed

Actress/country singer Courtney Stodden, 16, and Doug Hutchinson of “Lost,” 51, can’t stop talking about how in love they are. After stopping by “Good Morning America” last week, they sat down for an interview with E! Online. Many things will strike you as odd about this clip, aside from Courtney’s strange mugging with gritted teeth, as if she were going to inhale her husband like a tube of GoGurt. For example, the two talk about their sex life. Doug explains, “Courtney was Christian and saving herself for marriage. I’ve got to say, if there’s only one caveat to the ocean between our age difference, I wished I was a virgin when we met.”

At which point, Courtney starts laughing hysterically. “It’s fine that he wasn’t! It’s all good!” she says. “He’s a tiger!” Keep reading »

9 Infamous Cases Where Adults Fell For Underage Teens

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
We were disturbed enough by the John McCain campaign staffer who courted a 17-year-old by visiting her at her high school. But yesterday, we heard about actor Doug Hutchison, the actor from “Lost” and “The Green Mile,” and his new bride, wannabe country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden. He’s 51. She is 16. And while it’s obvious from their wedding photo that neither of them looks their age, just … EWWWW. (Also, is that really their wedding photo? Creepy.) Of course, the couple recognizes that they are unusual. “We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial,” they said in a statement. “But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.” Her parents, apparently, approve of the union. [E! Online] This is hardly the fist case where a famous adult fell for a teenager. After the jump, other folks who had relationships with someone underage.
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