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Anderson Cooper Shares And Legitimizes My Obsession With Courtney Stodden

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Sigh. In recent days, some of you have expressed a lack of understanding, an annoyance even, with my obsession with Courtney Stodden, super sexy sensual teen bride. While I think there are many legitimate reasons to watch Court’s every move — her Twitter account alone is filled with important grammar lessons! — I believe this Anderson Cooper segment alone is all the proof I need that Courtney Stodden is a hot topic worthy of coverage on The Frisky. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Booted From Pumpkin Patch For, Duh, Being Super Sexy Sensual

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This is what Courtney Stodden, World’s Greatest Teen Bride, wore to a pumpkin patch in Los Angeles this weekend. In between fondling squash, she and old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, fondled each other to the point where other patch-goers complained and the couple was given the boot. Never one to let anything ruin her super sexy sensual good mood, Stodden later tweeted, “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) ‘Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.’ John 7:24.” Which is I guess her way of saying the Big Guy approved of white go-go boots? [Gossip Cop]

7 Minutes With An Extremely Accurate/Annoying Courtney Stodden Impersonator

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Yesterday, I told you exactly what you needed in order to dress up like hot mess teen bride Courtney Stodden for Halloween. But, let’s face it, the Full Stodden cannot be achieved without mastering her giggle-y, slightly luded up vocal inflections and mannerisms. So! You should probably study this video from an amateur (cause there really isn’t any other kind) Courtney Stodden impersonator on “How to be a Gold Digger.” I am warning you, it’s like nails on a chalkboard — just like the real Courtney! [Buzzfeed]

Courtney Stodden: The Reincarnation Of Marilyn Monroe (Gag)

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I don’t know which is more frightening: the fact that Courtney Stodden thinks she’s the next Marilyn Monroe or, um, everything about this photo. [Twitter]

Halloween Inspiration Board: Super Sexy Sensual Courtney Stodden

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You guys know I have a soft spot in my heart for Courtney Stodden, the teen bride who tweets almost exclusively in alliterations and singlehandedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat. I also happen to think she would make the ultimate hot mess Halloween costume. The look requires very little in the realm of actual clothing, but I must warn you that it is physically demanding — a Courtney Stodden costume is not complete unless you’re teetering around in 8-inch platforms and giving fierce duck face all night. (Also! Don’t forget to use as many alliterations as possible in conversation! And bonus points for working in the word “cheeky.”) Click past the jump for all the deets! Keep reading »

21 Celebrity Tanning Disasters!

Teen bride Courtney Stodden, who single-handedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat, supposedly set up that beach romp photo shoot to prove to the world that her assets — i.e. her globe-like breasts — are real. But my eyes were immediately drawn to another area of her body — those abs. While I suppose there is a teeeeeeny tiny chance that six-pack is the result of going daily super sexy sensual crunching exercises, they look spray-tanned on to me. Give me a hose and I will prove it! And when I’m done with her, I’ll take down these 20 other celebrities who got a little overzealous with the spray tanner.

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Frolic On The Beach

Teen bride Courtney Stodden wants to make one thing clear; her body is all natural, baby. The 17-year-old — who recently debuted her first song, “We Are America” — staged a photoshoot on the beach with geriatric husband Doug Hutchison this weekend. Clad in only a white bikini, Stodden frolicked in the waves, got a piggyback ride from Doug, and did some canoodling in the sand. So romantic! So sensual! Such a s**tshow! [Celebuzz]

Listen Up: Courtney Stodden’s Patriotic Dance Tune “We Are America”

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Courtney Stodden is more than a teen bride with a super sexy sensual vocabulary and an upcoming reality show; she’s also a singer. Take a listen to her super patriotic — and cheesy club-worthy — song “We Are America.” Rather, “taste it,” as Courtney put it in a tweet late Friday. Okay! [Popdust]

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson’s E-Harmony Commercial

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True love knows no bounds. I mean, who are we to come between grammar expert Courtney Stodden and her new hubby Doug Hutchinson? How can we judge a couple of fame whores undeniable romantics who are just looking to make some quick cash off a reality show share their joy with the world? After all, age ain’t nothing but cause for statutory rape charges a number.

Courtney Stodden Was Aroused “For 24 Hours Straight” On Her Wedding Night

“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight.”

– Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night with Doug Hutchison in an exclusive interview with Radar Online. Stodden, of course, was 16 when she married the 51-year-old “actor” and supposedly a virgin. Of their married life, Stodden says:

“He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me. … He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago. We have to resume that.”

I’m sorry, I know it’s awful, but I cannot look away. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

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