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Courtney Stodden Gets Breast Exam To Prove Her Boobs Are Real

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If there was ever any doubt about Dr. Drew Pinsky’s legitimacy as a doctor, let this video be proof that we should continue to hold him in the highest esteem! Dr. Drew invited underage bride Courtney Stodden and her old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, on his show, “Lifechangers,” recently, to defend their pumpkin patch PDA. But while they were there, Courtney also wanted to put some rumors to rest — namely that her enormous breasts are real and not implants. (Courtney is a big proponent of the natural look, as you can see from the buckets of eye shadow, frosted lip gloss, and spray-tanned abs.) So, Dr. Drew pulled out the exam table he has available at all times because he is a doctor, and had an exam conducted on stage. Courtney even wore one of those paper gowns! The verdict: her boobs are real. Case closed! I can’t wait until next week’s pap smear. So educational.

Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is Working Hard For That “Mother Of The Year” Title

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“These people that say, ‘You could have waited,’ I really don’t understand this way of thinking. Why do parents think that kids need to have those teen years spent going out with different boys, going out in different cars, going out on the beach together alone? There’s a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years. They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking. Oh, but they’re gonna have their teen years. My daughter is safe. I know where my daughter is.”

Krista Keller, mom to teen bride Courtney Stodden, spoke to The Daily Beast about her daughter’s marriage to 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. Consider me not surprised in the slightest that Courtney’s mom has such a bizarro perspective on not just her daughter’s marriage, but the world. Sounds like in her view, the only viable outcomes for Courtney were death or a marrying a man more than three times her age. College? Imagine how dangerous that must be! Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden’s Husband Dressed Up As Courtney Stodden For Halloween

While I did a slideshow of celeb Halloween costume earlier this morning, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison (dressed up as Courtney Stodden) clearly deserve their own post. This can’t be unseen, I’m sad to report. [Celebitchy]

Courtney Stodden: “I Was The Pumpkin Patch Princess!”

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison appeared on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” yesterday — and let’s just take a moment to acknowledge how far Dr. Drew has fallen by having these two on a show called “Lifechangers” as I’m pretty sure the only life they’ve changed is mine – to discuss “The Pumpkin Patch Fiasco.” For the record, though the moms were complaining and eventually got Daisy Duke-clad Courtney booted because of “the kids” (nice air quotes, Court!), “The dads loved it!” Oh, I’m sure. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Retro Courtney Stodden & Heidi Klum’s Awesome Halloween Costume

  • Is this Courtney Stodden before she (allegedly) got plastic surgery, began singlehandedly supporting the frosted lipstick industry, and married that old guy? So pretty. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Chris Martin joked (?) on “Ellen” that wife Gwyneth Paltrow has been “a great beard for me.” [Celebuzz]
  • Lindsay Lohan is apparently going to do full-frontal nudity in her Playboy spread. I figured Hef wouldn’t dole out close to $1 million for just a glimpse of some strawberry Kisses. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Anderson Cooper Shares And Legitimizes My Obsession With Courtney Stodden

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Sigh. In recent days, some of you have expressed a lack of understanding, an annoyance even, with my obsession with Courtney Stodden, super sexy sensual teen bride. While I think there are many legitimate reasons to watch Court’s every move — her Twitter account alone is filled with important grammar lessons! — I believe this Anderson Cooper segment alone is all the proof I need that Courtney Stodden is a hot topic worthy of coverage on The Frisky. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Booted From Pumpkin Patch For, Duh, Being Super Sexy Sensual

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This is what Courtney Stodden, World’s Greatest Teen Bride, wore to a pumpkin patch in Los Angeles this weekend. In between fondling squash, she and old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, fondled each other to the point where other patch-goers complained and the couple was given the boot. Never one to let anything ruin her super sexy sensual good mood, Stodden later tweeted, “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) ‘Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.’ John 7:24.” Which is I guess her way of saying the Big Guy approved of white go-go boots? [Gossip Cop]

7 Minutes With An Extremely Accurate/Annoying Courtney Stodden Impersonator

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Yesterday, I told you exactly what you needed in order to dress up like hot mess teen bride Courtney Stodden for Halloween. But, let’s face it, the Full Stodden cannot be achieved without mastering her giggle-y, slightly luded up vocal inflections and mannerisms. So! You should probably study this video from an amateur (cause there really isn’t any other kind) Courtney Stodden impersonator on “How to be a Gold Digger.” I am warning you, it’s like nails on a chalkboard — just like the real Courtney! [Buzzfeed]

Courtney Stodden: The Reincarnation Of Marilyn Monroe (Gag)

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Courtney Stodden on Marilyn Monroe prints photo

I don’t know which is more frightening: the fact that Courtney Stodden thinks she’s the next Marilyn Monroe or, um, everything about this photo. [Twitter]

Halloween Inspiration Board: Super Sexy Sensual Courtney Stodden

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You guys know I have a soft spot in my heart for Courtney Stodden, the teen bride who tweets almost exclusively in alliterations and singlehandedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat. I also happen to think she would make the ultimate hot mess Halloween costume. The look requires very little in the realm of actual clothing, but I must warn you that it is physically demanding — a Courtney Stodden costume is not complete unless you’re teetering around in 8-inch platforms and giving fierce duck face all night. (Also! Don’t forget to use as many alliterations as possible in conversation! And bonus points for working in the word “cheeky.”) Click past the jump for all the deets! Keep reading »