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Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I’m pretty sure Norma… More »


Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, “Lady and the Tramp,” because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,” More »


Floor Flashing: Courtney Stodden Tries To Start New Internet Trend, I Abide

When Courtney Stodden asks her Twitter followers to do something, they listen. Or, rather, I listen. Check out my attempt at “floor flashing” after the jump. … More »


Courtney Stodden Grinds On Santa

Yesterday, I showed you photos of Courtney Stodden frolicking in the snow with Santa, aka Doug Hutchison. Well, now there’s video. I know. Thank goodness, right? Warning: It may upset your tummy. I suggest popping a Alka Seltzer first. … More »


Courtney Stodden Gets Into The Christmas Spirit By Straddling Santa

Hey wait! That’s not Santa — that’s creepy Doug Hutchison, Courtney’s much-much-older husband. Hard to tell though, as I’m pretty sure Doug is closer to Santa’s age than he is to Courtney’s. Anyway, I just love Courtney’s yuletide spirit. It’s enough to get Scrooge in the mood for egg nog, wrapping presents, and kissing under… More »


Christmas Miracle: Courtney Stodden Is Doing The 12 Days Of Christmas

In case you couldn’t tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like “sweet Santa of seduction,” “Santa of Ravishment,” and “Mr. Moist Saint Nick.” And if that doesn’t convince you… More »


Here Is Another Photo Of Courtney Stodden Dressed Inappropriately

Courtney Stodden, underage bride and alliteration enthusiast, continues her mission to bring back classic Hollywood glamour with this ensemble. KAH-POW! Look out, Tinseltown! Stodden is here to stay! … More »


Check Out Courtney Stodden’s Latest Inappropriate Outfit


Why Doug Hutchinson Is Conflicted About Playing A Character Who Seduces An Underage Girl

“I know it’s gonna surprise a lot of people to hear this … but Doug [Hutchinson] was legitimately concerned about some of the sexual content and how people might not be able to separate who he is as a person from the character he was playing.”
— Director Richard O’ Sullivan on Doug Hutchinson’s… More »


Courtney Stodden Is Bringing Back Old Hollywood Glamour

Courtney Stodden has been laying sorta low the last few weeks, going to church in miniskirts and whatnot, but she’s back on my radar this week after sitting down for an interview with The Fab Life. Court tells the website the obvious, which is that her career aspiration is to bring back classic Old Hollywood… More »


Morning Quickies: What Courtney Stodden Wears To Church

This is Courtney Stodden’s church outfit. Men across L.A. are yelling, “Praise the Lord!” I understand where you’re coming from, Court. My high school boyfriend’s dad once sent me home to change because my dress was too short for temple. [Celebitchy]
Pippa Middleton was photographed sitting next to a dude at a tennis… More »


15 Celebs We’re Thankful For This Year

It’s that time of year … time to sit around the dinner table with our loved ones, carve some turkey, and give thanks for the celebs who made our lives better this year. … More »


Courtney Stodden Gets Breast Exam To Prove Her Boobs Are Real

If there was ever any doubt about Dr. Drew Pinsky’s legitimacy as a doctor, let this video be proof that we should continue to hold him in the highest esteem! Dr. Drew invited underage bride Courtney Stodden and her old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, on his show, “Lifechangers,” recently, to defend their pumpkin patch PDA. But… More »


Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is Working Hard For That “Mother Of The Year” Title

“These people that say, ‘You could have waited,’ I really don’t understand this way of thinking. Why do parents think that kids need to have those teen years spent going out with different boys, going out in different cars, going out on the beach together alone? There’s a lot of bad stuff that happens in… More »


Courtney Stodden’s Husband Dressed Up As Courtney Stodden For Halloween

While I did a slideshow of celeb Halloween costume earlier this morning, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison (dressed up as Courtney Stodden) clearly deserve their own post. This can’t be unseen, I’m sad to report. [Celebitchy] … More »


Courtney Stodden: “I Was The Pumpkin Patch Princess!”

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison appeared on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” yesterday — and let’s just take a moment to acknowledge how far Dr. Drew has fallen by having these two on a show called “Lifechangers” as I’m pretty sure the only life they’ve changed is mine — to discuss “The Pumpkin Patch Fiasco.” For the record,… More »


Hot Links: Retro Courtney Stodden & Heidi Klum’s Awesome Halloween Costume

Is this Courtney Stodden before she (allegedly) got plastic surgery, began singlehandedly supporting the frosted lipstick industry, and married that old guy? So pretty. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Chris Martin joked (?) on “Ellen” that wife Gwyneth Paltrow has been “a great beard for me.” [Celebuzz]
Lindsay Lohan is apparently going to do… More »


Anderson Cooper Shares And Legitimizes My Obsession With Courtney Stodden

Sigh. In recent days, some of you have expressed a lack of understanding, an annoyance even, with my obsession with Courtney Stodden, super sexy sensual teen bride. While I think there are many legitimate reasons to watch Court’s every move — her Twitter account alone is filled with important grammar lessons! — I believe this Anderson Cooper… More »