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9 Ladies Who Were Rejected By Playboy

One day after her 18th birthday, Courtney Stodden tweeted, “No to porn … yes to Playboy ;) xxx.” Only Playboy’s not making any offers according to TMZ. A “source” says she’s been rejected by the magazine because she’s too “enhanced” for an 18-year-old. I believe they are referring to that time she went on Dr. Drew’s show to prove her breasts were au natural and kind of, sort of, failed the sonogram.

Anyhow, according to Courtney’s Twitter feed, TMZ “got it wrong” and we should “stay tuned ;) xxx.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if Courtney’s naked body will be gracing an upcoming issue of Playboy. [Celebitchy]

In the meantime, click through to see some other women who were told to “keep it on.”

Courtney Stodden Is Old Enough To Do Real Porn & Squeezing Boobs For A Cause

Dealbreaker: waterworks
He wanted her to pee on him. Read More »
  • Courtney Stodden turned 18 this week. For most of us, that means we can vote or get an anal tattoo if we feel like it. For Courtney, it means she got an Italian Greyhound puppy named Dourtney and tons of porno offers. So far she hasn’t accepted any. [The Stir]
  • This is the pop culture retrospective you’ve been waiting for: A brief history of the blow job in pop music. Both highly informative and fun. [LA Weekly]
  • A Japanese porn channel threw a breast squeezing benefit to raise money for AIDS charities. Awfully clever. [Huffington Post]
  • A Texas dude broke his penis after taking Virilis male enhancing sex pills and is now suing them. [ABC] Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden’s Sham Marriage Might Be Sham Disintegrating

Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Court's Reality Show
God bless! Courtney Stodden is filming a reality show about her life. Read More »
Courtney's Breast Exam
Stodden insists her breasts are legit. Watch »
Grammar With Court
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  • Courtney Stodden, 17, and her 52-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson have been cast on VH1′s “Couples Rehab,” which means their sham marriage may be on the rocks. You guys! This would the biggest breakup since Robsten! Bigger even! [Rolls eyes.] [TMZ]
  • “Ghostbusters 3″ news: Dan Ackroyd says production will begin next year, but Bill Murray will not be involved in the film. Lame. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Katie Couric is dating a new dude: financier John Molner. What is it with these famous women dating men whose job title is “financier”? Where can an average girl like me find one of those? [People]
  • Heidi Montag “wouldn’t really recommend” that you have 10 plastic surgeries all at once like she did. So now you know not to do that. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Courtney Stodden Is Filming A Reality Show

Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
So Glamorous (Not!)
Courtney Stodden as Marilyn Monroe
Courtney Stodden channels Marilyn Monroe. Or tries to, anyway. Read More »
Ridiculous Tennis Game
Courtney Stodden plays tennis half-naked, as she is wont to do. Read More »
  • Courtney Stodden is filming a reality show. God bless indeed! [Twitter.com/CourtneyStodden]
  • New couple alert: Amanda Seyfried and “Dexter”‘s Desmond Harrington are a new item. I prefer to think of Amanda as “Blake Lively of the West Coast.” [Betty Confidential]
  • Tom Cruise brought Suri to Disney World and there’s an adorable pic of her dressed like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid.” [Crushable]
  • An arrest warrant has been issued for Cuba Gooding, Jr. after he allegedly shoved a female bartender. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Meet Miss Wheelchair USA Tasha Schuh! [The FW] Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Vs. Kate Upton In Battle Of The Cat Daddy

Kate Sucks A Popsicle
Sexy Celebs Sucking On Popsicles
Plus 17 more ladies cooling down with ice pops. Read More »
Grammar With Court
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Kate's Ass-less Shorts
Not sure that these are going to become a trend. Read More »
Who Does The Best Cat Daddy?

Today in incredibly important celebrity dance off news, teen bride Courtney Stodden is ready to throw down against model Kate Upton in a Battle Of The Cat Daddy. The “cat daddy,” for those who are not in the know, is a dance move. Upton got a whole mess of attention when she did the cat daddy on set with pervy photog Terry Richardson. Stodden seems to believe she can do it better. You be the judge! Both videos are above. I’d say Kate has more natural rhythm, but Courtney gets points for enthusiasm.

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Courtney Stodden Is Proud To Be A Skankily Dressed American!

Courtney's Breast Exam
Stodden insists her breasts are legit. Watch »
Courtney's Mission
She wants to bring back classic Hollywood glamour, duh. Read More »
Cooper On Courtney
Anderson Cooper shares our obsession with Stodden. Read More »
Courtney Veggie Porn
Courtney Stodden discovers a tomatopeen. Watch »

Happy 4th of July! It wouldn’t be a national holiday without a themed Courtney Stodden photo shoot! Here, everyone’s favorite teen bride, frosted lip gloss addict, and kitten impersonator shows she’s proud to live in a country that allows her to make a sizable living at such things. See a few more photos after the jump and the rest over at Celebuzz! [Photo: Coleman-Rayner] Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Serves Up A Predictably Ridiculous Tennis Photo Shoot

Courtney Tweet Quiz
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Grammar With Court
See what Courtney Stodden's tweets can teach you about grammar! Read More »
Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Courtney Veggie Porn
Courtney Stodden discovers a tomatopeen. Watch »

The only person who could possible rival Coco in the “staged photoshoot” arena is Courtney Stodden, who performed her version of a strenuous tennis match in front of the cameras. Here’s one shot and you can see the rest over at Celebuzz, each more ridiculous than the last. [Photo: Coleman-Rayner]

Courtney Stodden’s SeXXXy Tribute To Marilyn Monroe

Grammar With Court
See what Courtney Stodden's tweets can teach you about grammar! Read More »
Doug Does Courtney
Dressing like your wife on Halloween -- romantic? Read More »
Courtney's Breast Exam
Stodden insists her breasts are legit. Watch »
Courtney Stodden as Marilyn Monroe
Courtney Stodden Epitomizes Glamour

I know just what you need this afternoon: Courtney Stodden in soft focus, sexily reading on the couch, sexily applying lipstick, and sexily stroking flowers down her arm, all done up like Marilyn Monroe. Of course, Court put her super-sexy-sensual twist on her Marilyn Monroe tribute. That twist being six-inch stripper heels. Watch your back, Michelle Williams. [YouTube]

Courtney Stodden Channels Hello Kitty

Crazy About Courtney
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Courtney Veggie Porn
Courtney Stodden discovers a tomatopeen. Watch »
Grammar With Court
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I’m literally speechless after watching this video of Courtney Stodden channelling Hello Kitty. Either she’s certifiable or she has a bright future as a performance artist. The girl has no inhibitions. It’s quite remarkable, actually. Her and James Franco should collaborate. [You Tube]

American Treasure Courtney Stodden Channels Bo Derek In Latest Photo Shoot

Crazy About Courtney
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Courtney Tweet Quiz
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Doug Does Courtney
Dressing like your wife on Halloween -- romantic? Read More »

We almost didn’t recognize Courtney Stodden without her signature lucite heels and creepy human husband appendage Doug Hutchison. But then, the teeny tiny bikini and overly tanned face gave it away — that’s our Courtney! And in her most recent photo shoot, she’s channeling Bo Derek from the classic ’70s flick “10.” Seeing as Court-Court wasn’t even born when “10″ came out, we’re gonna bet that this was Doug’s idea. [Buzzfeed]