One day after her 18th birthday, Courtney Stodden tweeted, “No to porn … yes to Playboy ;) xxx.” Only Playboy’s not making any offers according to TMZ. A “source” says she’s been rejected by the magazine because she’s too “enhanced” for an 18-year-old. I believe they are referring to that time she went on Dr. Drew’s show to prove her breasts were au natural and kind of, sort of, failed the sonogram.
Anyhow, according to Courtney’s Twitter feed, TMZ “got it wrong” and we should “stay tuned ;) xxx.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if Courtney’s naked body will be gracing an upcoming issue of Playboy. [Celebitchy]
In the meantime, click through to see some other women who were told to “keep it on.”
Today in incredibly important celebrity dance off news, teen bride Courtney Stodden is ready to throw down against model Kate Upton in a Battle Of The Cat Daddy. The “cat daddy,” for those who are not in the know, is a dance move. Upton got a whole mess of attention when she did the cat daddy on set with pervy photog Terry Richardson. Stodden seems to believe she can do it better. You be the judge! Both videos are above. I’d say Kate has more natural rhythm, but Courtney gets points for enthusiasm.
Happy 4th of July! It wouldn’t be a national holiday without a themed Courtney Stodden photo shoot! Here, everyone’s favorite teen bride, frosted lip gloss addict, and kitten impersonator shows she’s proud to live in a country that allows her to make a sizable living at such things. See a few more photos after the jump and the rest over at Celebuzz! [Photo: Coleman-Rayner] Keep reading »
The only person who could possible rival Coco in the “staged photoshoot” arena is Courtney Stodden, who performed her version of a strenuous tennis match in front of the cameras. Here’s one shot and you can see the rest over at Celebuzz, each more ridiculous than the last. [Photo: Coleman-Rayner]
I know just what you need this afternoon: Courtney Stodden in soft focus, sexily reading on the couch, sexily applying lipstick, and sexily stroking flowers down her arm, all done up like Marilyn Monroe. Of course, Court put her super-sexy-sensual twist on her Marilyn Monroe tribute. That twist being six-inch stripper heels. Watch your back, Michelle Williams. [YouTube]
I’m literally speechless after watching this video of Courtney Stodden channelling Hello Kitty. Either she’s certifiable or she has a bright future as a performance artist. The girl has no inhibitions. It’s quite remarkable, actually. Her and James Franco should collaborate. [You Tube]
We almost didn’t recognize Courtney Stodden without her signature lucite heels and creepy human husband appendage Doug Hutchison. But then, the teeny tiny bikini and overly tanned face gave it away — that’s our Courtney! And in her most recent photo shoot, she’s channeling Bo Derek from the classic ’70s flick “10.” Seeing as Court-Court wasn’t even born when “10″ came out, we’re gonna bet that this was Doug’s idea. [Buzzfeed]