Posts tagged "courtney stodden"

Courtney Stodden Vs. Kate Upton In Battle Of The Cat Daddy

Today in incredibly important celebrity dance off news, teen bride Courtney Stodden is ready to throw down against model Kate Upton in a Battle Of The Cat Daddy. The "cat daddy," for those who are not in the know, is a dance move. Upton got a whole mess of attention when she did the cat…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 9, 2012

Courtney Stodden Is Proud To Be A Skankily Dressed American!

Happy 4th of July! It wouldn't be a national holiday without a themed Courtney Stodden photo shoot! Here, everyone's favorite teen bride, frosted lip gloss addict, and kitten impersonator shows she's proud to live in a country that allows her to make a sizable living at such things. See a few more photos after the…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 4, 2012

Courtney Stodden Serves Up A Predictably Ridiculous Tennis Photo Shoot

The only person who could possible rival Coco in the "staged photoshoot" arena is Courtney Stodden, who performed her version of a strenuous tennis match in front of the cameras. Here's one shot and you can see the rest over at Celebuzz, each more ridiculous than the last. [Photo: Coleman-Rayner]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 25, 2012

Courtney Stodden’s SeXXXy Tribute To Marilyn Monroe

I know just what you need this afternoon: Courtney Stodden in soft focus, sexily reading on the couch, sexily applying lipstick, and sexily stroking flowers down her arm, all done up like Marilyn Monroe. Of course, Court put her super-sexy-sensual twist on her Marilyn Monroe tribute. That twist being six-inch stripper heels. Watch your back,…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2012

Courtney Stodden Channels Hello Kitty

I'm literally speechless after watching this video of Courtney Stodden channelling Hello Kitty. Either she's certifiable or she has a bright future as a performance artist. The girl has no inhibitions. It's quite remarkable, actually. Her and James Franco should collaborate. [You Tube]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 21, 2012

American Treasure Courtney Stodden Channels Bo Derek In Latest Photo Shoot

We almost didn't recognize Courtney Stodden without her signature lucite heels and creepy human husband appendage Doug Hutchison. But then, the teeny tiny bikini and overly tanned face gave it away -- that's our Courtney! And in her most recent photo shoot, she's channeling Bo Derek from the classic '70s flick "10." Seeing a…
By: Julie Gerstein / May 17, 2012

“Tanorexic” Kim Kardashian & 21 Other Celebrity Tanning Disasters

Wherever there is controversy, Kim Kardashian can be found close nearby whining, "Why are you not paying attention to me?" So naturally when Tanning Mom started grabbing headlines with her baked-to-a-crisp skin, Kim could not handle it. This weekend Kim tweeted a pic of super-tanned self with the headline, "The tannerexic [sic] mom has some serious competition!!!
By: The Frisky / May 15, 2012

Courtney Stodden Bares All

Add Courtney Stodden to the list of celebs who are proudly going sans fards. The inexplicably famous teen bride kicked off her lucite heels and scrubbed away the heavy-duty eyeliner and frosted lipgloss for a bare-faced bathtub photo shoot. Only a stubborn layer of spray tan remained! Verdict: I think she should lose the makeu…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2012

Courtney Stodden Releases New Single “Reality”

Teen bride Courtney Stodden is still trying to be a pop star -- and has a new single to prove it. The 17-year-old, who's married to 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison, released a new song today called "Reality." With lyrics like "the moment our eyes met, my heart skipped a beat" and "I wanna dance tonight, till we lose control," Stodde…
By: TooFab / April 30, 2012

Veggie Food Porn Brought To You By Courtney Stodden

Well, well, well. Look what Courtney Stodden found at the grocery store when she was shopping for some "sexy veggies."  A super sensual tomato with a penis!  Naturally, the occasion was worthy of its own video (and an entire tube of frosted lip gloss). But this isn't all about the tomato penis. There is a teaching…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 17, 2012

The Real March Madness, Round Two: “My Strange Addiction”‘s Pee Drinker Vs. Teen Bride Courtney Stodden

In Round One of our Real March Madness, Carrie, the cancer-stricken woman who treated her illness with medically-unproven "urine therapy," won the "Strange Addiction" matchup, while Courtney Stodden trounced Courtney Love in the battle of the Crazy Courtneys. Now the pair face off in Round Two. If they have anything in common, besides being nutso,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 28, 2012

Courtney Stodden Shills For PETA, Makes Us Feel Weird About Animal Rights

Look, there's no doubt I support animal rights. I'm a vegan. I don't wear fur and only wear vintage leather. However, I feel very strange about animal rights organization PETA using Courtney Stodden as their spokeslady. I mean, it's great that Courtney adopted her dog Bazaar from a shelter eight years ago, and "saturates"…
By: Julie Gerstein / March 28, 2012

Courtney Stodden Goes Rollerskating

When she's not busy fighting Courtney Love for the title of Craziest Courtney in our Real March Madness poll, Courtney Stodden coasting. The teen bride and and frosted lip gloss enthusiast strapped on a pair of skates and went for roll with creepy hubby…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 23, 2012

The Real March Madness: Courtney Stodden Vs. Courtney Love

Love her or hate her, you can't deny that in less than two years, Courtney Stodden has gone from complete unknown to wildly embarrassing campy teen sexpot. This girl does virtually everything in lucite heels -- including R-rated makeouts with aging hubby and famewhore Doug Hutchinson in a pumpkin patch --…
By: Julie Gerstein / March 21, 2012

Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I'm pretty sure…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 18, 2012

Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, "Lady and the Tramp," because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,”…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 14, 2012

Floor Flashing: Courtney Stodden Tries To Start New Internet Trend, I Abide

When Courtney Stodden asks her Twitter followers to do something, they listen. Or, rather, I listen. Check out my attempt at "floor flashing" after the jump.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 3, 2012

Courtney Stodden Grinds On Santa

Yesterday, I showed you photos of Courtney Stodden frolicking in the snow with Santa, aka Doug Hutchison. Well, now there's video. I know. Thank goodness, right? Warning: It may upset your tummy. I suggest popping a Alka Seltzer first.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 21, 2011

Courtney Stodden Gets Into The Christmas Spirit By Straddling Santa

Hey wait! That's not Santa -- that's creepy Doug Hutchison, Courtney's much-much-older husband. Hard to tell though, as I'm pretty sure Doug is closer to Santa's age than he is to Courtney's. Anyway, I just love Courtney's yuletide spirit. It's enough to get Scrooge in the mood for egg nog, wrapping presents, and kissing under…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 20, 2011

Christmas Miracle: Courtney Stodden Is Doing The 12 Days Of Christmas

In case you couldn’t tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like “sweet Santa of seduction,” “Santa of Ravishment,” and “Mr. Moist Saint Nick.” And if that doesn’t convince you…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / December 19, 2011