“Bachelor” Ben Fiiiiinally Realizes Courtney Was A Batcrackers Crazy Woman
If you're like us -- well, except Amelia -- you watched this latest season of "The Bachelor" cringing and hoping that bachelor Ben Flajnik wouldn't pick resident sociopath/model Courtney Robertson. Ben's flagrant disregard of the crazytown facts regarding "winning"-obsessed Courtney was mindblowing, but nonetheless, the couple seemed pretty happy after the show. But alas, their…
The Real March Madness, Round Two: Arizona Vs. Courtney Robertson
After Round One of our Real March Madness competition, Courtney Robertson's man-ipulating ways stole Phaedra Parks' relatively harmless thunder. Meanwhile, Arizona's desire to allow doctors to lie to pregnant women about fetal birth defects trumped Virginia, with their fetal personhood and transvaginal ultrasound bills. At the end of the day, which is the crazier threat?
The Real March Madness: Phaedra Parks Vs. Courtney Robertson
The thing that defines these two reality show nutters is their penchant for ridiculous one-liners. “I was as crazy as a vampire in sunlight,” "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Phaedra Parks proclaimed about giving birth. "Winning!" Courtney Robertson cried as she capably seduced "Bachelor" Ben Flajnik. But that is where the similarities in their craziness end.
The Most Embarrassing Moment Of “The Bachelor” Finale
Soooo. I sat through two long ass hours of the most boring not controversial "Bachelor" finale ever. Really, the only part I wanted to see was "After the Final Rose." So I had to watch. The only thing that kept me slogging through was Amelia's company and that bottle of wine we were working on.
How To Manipulate A Man Like Courtney From “The Bachelor”
As a fan of reality TV competition shows, I always, without fail, root for the villain. The villain is usually the smartest and most strategic, attributes that entertain and impress me far more than physical strength or niceness. Stick me in front of an episode of any reality TV show and I will be cheering…
Winning! Courtney’s Guide To Being A Villain On “The Bachelor”
This season of The Bachelor has truly belonged to 28-year-old model Courtney Robertson, who'll be battling it out with Lindzi Cox for Ben's final rose next week. Courtney has been in the spotlight since day one, whether she was skinny-dipping with Ben, surprising him with a practice wedding on a date, or just making snide comments about her fellow…
Sneak Peek: “Bachelor” Rejects Confront Courtney & Ben
Hooray! Tonight is my favorite episode of every "Bachelor" season -- "The Women Tell All" aka "The Women Confront Each Other Over The Ways They Feel They Were Insulted"! I am mostly excited to see how Courtney handles what is sure to be an onslaught of hate from her fellow bachelorettes -- after all, she…
“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson Tries On A Wedding Dress — Is She The One For Ben?
Well what do we have here? Courtney Robertson from "The Bachelor" was spotted trying on wedding dresses in Los Angeles yesterday. Of course, she is a model, so this theoretically could be for a photo shoot. Still most of you think Courtney is Ben's final pick. On this week's episode, Courtney tried to rehabilitate her bad-girl image, apologizing…
“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson Practices For Her Big Moment With Ben
"Bachelor" contestant Courtney Roberstson has done this whole engagement thing before. Photos from her Hearts of Fire diamond ad campaign hit Life & Style this week. Well at least we know what she'll look like when Ben Flajnik pops the question. And I believe he will, as much as it pains me to acknowledge that.
Courtney From “The Bachelor” Plagiarizes Carrie On “Sex And The City”
When it comes to reality TV competition shows, I tend to root for the evil genius. That's why I am basically the only person watching this season of "The Bachelor" that is firmly on Team Courtney. Courtney Robertson has been unflinchingly cunning in her efforts to win dopey Ben Flajnik's heart and unlike "unlikable" contestant…
“Bachelor” Contestant Courtney Robertson Gets Auto-Tuned
I know, auto-tuning kind of peaked with Antoine Dodson's "Bed Intruder," but I think this auto-tuned video of "Bachelor" contestant Courtney Robertson signifies a resurgence of the trend. A very appropriate use of auto-tuning. Favorite thing: Ben as a puppet. Absolutely stinking brilliant. If he ends up with this chick, I am officially boycotting "The…
“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson In A Caesars Palace Commercial
Before she made a name for herself as the token crazy bitch on this season of "The Bachelor," Courtney Robertson (or "Cuntney" as Amelia lovingly [Really! -- Editor] refers to her), appeared in this "routinely spectacular" Caesars Palace commercial. I may be interpreting the story line incorrectly, but is she supposed to be a working girl?