Teen bride Courtney Stodden, who single-handedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat, supposedly set up that beach romp photo shoot to prove to the world that her assets — i.e. her globe-like breasts — are real. But my eyes were immediately drawn to another area of her body — those abs. While I suppose there is a teeeeeeny tiny chance that six-pack is the result of going daily super sexy sensual crunching exercises, they look spray-tanned on to me. Give me a hose and I will prove it! And when I’m done with her, I’ll take down these 20 other celebrities who got a little overzealous with the spray tanner.
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Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Frolic On The Beach
Teen bride Courtney Stodden wants to make one thing clear; her body is all natural, baby. The 17-year-old — who recently debuted her first song, “We Are America” — staged a photoshoot on the beach with geriatric husband Doug Hutchison this weekend. Clad in only a white bikini, Stodden frolicked in the waves, got a piggyback ride from Doug, and did some canoodling in the sand. So romantic! So sensual! Such a s**tshow! [Celebuzz]
Listen Up: Courtney Stodden’s Patriotic Dance Tune “We Are America”
Courtney Stodden is more than a teen bride with a super sexy sensual vocabulary and an upcoming reality show; she’s also a singer. Take a listen to her super patriotic — and cheesy club-worthy — song “We Are America.” Rather, “taste it,” as Courtney put it in a tweet late Friday. Okay! [Popdust]
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson’s E-Harmony Commercial
True love knows no bounds. I mean, who are we to come between grammar expert Courtney Stodden and her new hubby Doug Hutchinson? How can we judge a couple of fame whores undeniable romantics who are just looking to make some quick cash off a reality show share their joy with the world? After all, age ain’t nothing but cause for statutory rape charges a number.
Courtney Stodden Was Aroused “For 24 Hours Straight” On Her Wedding Night
“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight.”
– Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night with Doug Hutchison in an exclusive interview with Radar Online. Stodden, of course, was 16 when she married the 51-year-old “actor” and supposedly a virgin. Of their married life, Stodden says:
“He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me. … He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago. We have to resume that.”
I’m sorry, I know it’s awful, but I cannot look away. [Radar Online] Keep reading »
Evening Quickies: Courtney Stodden Gets Her Own Show & REM Announces Breakup
- My prayers have been answered: Courtney Stodden has inked a super sexy sensual deal with Merv Griffin Entertainment to do her own TV show. Yes! [Dlisted]
- Dude, is today “Make All Of Amelia’s Dreams Come True Day”? Paula Deen is hosting a family cruise?! I know where I’ll be January 21-28, 2012 — laying on the deck of an ocean liner eating a lasagna sandwich, y’all! [Alice Travel]
- A week after going on a date to a strip club with Kieran Culkin, Scarlett Johansson was spotted “canoodling” with her “He’s Just Not That Into You” costar Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake. Busy lady! [NY Daily News, Us Weekly]
Grammar 101 With Courtney Stodden
Courtney Stodden’s Twitter, the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Courtney’s super sexy sensual tweets taught me how to take my own 140 character purple prose up a notch, but I knew there was so much more to learn from the 17-year-old wife of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. In addition to her enviable vocabulary, Courtney really knows how to assemble a complex sentence, revealing many important lessons in grammar. So, class, the bell has rung — it’s time for Grammar 101 with Professor Amelia and my assistant @CourtneyStodden. Take your seats and click onward!
Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchison Want A TV Show? 8 Concepts For Them.
Courtney Stodden, 16, and her husband Doug Hutchison, 51, are thoroughly enjoying their 15 minutes of fame. So, naturally they are trying to extend it. Everyone’s favorite couple with a 35-year age difference revealed on “The Morning Show” in Australia that they would like a television show. “We’ve been seduced by a lot of producers wanting to do a reality TV show and we’re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer and we’re talking about the possibility of bringing it to network,” Doug said.
His wife interjected, “It’s going to be a show like no other.”
Whatever will it be? After the jump, 8 ideas for the couple—some reality, some drama. Keep reading »
Courtney Stodden Channels Pam Anderson’s “Baywatch” Vibe
Courtney Stodden—the 16-year-old who says her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, is a “tiger” in bed—has posed for a new sexy photo shoot. The concept? She rocks a red “Baywatch” bathing suit and an arm band to look like her big-haired blonde brethren, Pamela Anderson. May I remind you that this girl is 16-years-old. Also, we feel sorry for her nether-regions. That suit looks like it hurts. [ONTD]
One more horrifying image after the jump. Keep reading »
