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Courtney Stodden Shills For PETA, Makes Us Feel Weird About Animal Rights

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Look, there’s no doubt I support animal rights. I’m a vegan. I don’t wear fur and only wear vintage leather. However, I feel very strange about animal rights organization PETA using Courtney Stodden as their spokeslady. I mean, it’s great that Courtney adopted her dog Bazaar from a shelter eight years ago, and “saturates” him with love. And also great that she claims she’s never eaten a hamburger and has recently become a vegetarian. But uh, is the lucite heels wearing, 17-year-old child bride really the best spokesperson for animals? Was Jason Lee or Alicia Silverstone busy that day?

Courtney Stodden Goes Rollerskating

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When she’s not busy fighting Courtney Love for the title of Craziest Courtney in our Real March Madness poll, Courtney Stodden coasting. The teen bride and and frosted lip gloss enthusiast strapped on a pair of skates and went for roll with creepy hubby Doug Hutchison this week. Check out more exclusive photos at the link. [Celebuzz]

The Real March Madness: Courtney Stodden Vs. Courtney Love

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Love her or hate her, you can’t deny that in less than two years, Courtney Stodden has gone from complete unknown to wildly embarrassing campy teen sexpot. This girl does virtually everything in lucite heels — including R-rated makeouts with aging hubby and famewhore Doug Hutchinson in a pumpkin patch –  and has a penchant for borderline pornagraphic tweeting. And God, do we love her for it. But then there’s Courtney Love, who has been Bringing It since C. Stodden was in diapers. Literally. (Don’t you hate it when people overstate like that?) So, which is the biggest C-word? And by C-word, we mean, crazy Courtney, of course.

Who Is The Crazier Courtney?

  • Courtney Stodden takes the coo-coo cake! (56%, 486 Votes)
  • Courtney Love is the battiest of them all! (44%, 383 Votes)

Total Voters: 867

Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I’m pretty sure Norma Jean is rolling over in her grave. Seriously: stick a fork in this look ’cause it’s done.

Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, “Lady and the Tramp,” because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,” but I think it’s a safe bet to say that Doug Hutchison is no tramp. I mean, Courtney’s probably the first chick he’s ever slept with (and that still triggers my gag reflex, even after Chocolate! Cheerios!), so there’s that, too. Read more…

Floor Flashing: Courtney Stodden Tries To Start New Internet Trend, I Abide

When Courtney Stodden asks her Twitter followers to do something, they listen. Or, rather, I listen. Check out my attempt at “floor flashing” after the jump. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Grinds On Santa

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Yesterday, I showed you photos of Courtney Stodden frolicking in the snow with Santa, aka Doug Hutchison. Well, now there’s video. I know. Thank goodness, right? Warning: It may upset your tummy. I suggest popping a Alka Seltzer first.

Courtney Stodden Gets Into The Christmas Spirit By Straddling Santa

Hey wait! That’s not Santa — that’s creepy Doug Hutchison, Courtney’s much-much-older husband. Hard to tell though, as I’m pretty sure Doug is closer to Santa’s age than he is to Courtney’s. Anyway, I just love Courtney’s yuletide spirit. It’s enough to get Scrooge in the mood for egg nog, wrapping presents, and kissing under the mistletoe. Nice work, Courtney! [Daily Mail UK]

Christmas Miracle: Courtney Stodden Is Doing The 12 Days Of Christmas

In case you couldn’t tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like “sweet Santa of seduction,” “Santa of Ravishment,” and “Mr. Moist Saint Nick.” And if that doesn’t convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she’s doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it’s wonderful. Read more…

Here Is Another Photo Of Courtney Stodden Dressed Inappropriately

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Courtney Stodden, underage bride and alliteration enthusiast, continues her mission to bring back classic Hollywood glamour with this ensemble. KAH-POW! Look out, Tinseltown! Stodden is here to stay!

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