She says she wasn’t, but I think the spring issue of Girls and Corpses confirms that Courtney Stodden was indeed rejected by Playboy. Don’t let Hugh Hefner shit on your dreams, Court because you’re killing it on this cover. Literally. [Dlisted]
I’ve got a taste for salty and sour; sugar is not really my thing. That’s especially true now that I’ve seen these photos from Courtney Stodden’s music video shoot for her song “Reality,” in which the once-underage bride (of “Lost”‘s Doug Hutchison) dons a jelly bean-covered bra. Sticky. According to Celebuzz — which has a lot more exclusive pics — Courtney’s video features the blonde tart grinding on a hot-bodied “nerd” type. Is this supposed to be a comment on the dynamic between her and Doug? “It’ll be pretty sexy, pretty hot — a lot of kissing, straddling,” she said. Clearly, Court is pushing artistic boundaries with this one. See one more pic after the jump! [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
“I thought these photos would be a fun way to spread Christmas cheer. I think the pictures turned out fun and sexy!”
–Courtney Stodden on her super sexy sensual E! Entertainment photo shoot. You can see the full photo spread here. Spoiler alert: there’s one of Court covered in fake snow. I guess this is what she meant when she said she wanted to do tasteful nudity. [ONTD]
Halloween is just days away, and if you’re like us, you probably haven’t got the time, money or inclination to put too much effort into the holiday. But we’re betting you’ve got a thing or two in your closet already that — with a few minor tweaks — you can turn into a readymade costume. We’ve got six awesome options for you this Halloween — no effort required.
Courtney Stodden, the finally legal wife of decrepit actor Doug Hutchison and current star of “Couples Therapy,” a show in which I’m bizarrely invested, is one of the most ridiculous people on the planet. My favorite thing about her is the way she abuses alliteration in her Twitter posts. In the above Funny Or Die video, Courtney reads some of these super sexy sensual tweets aloud in her most super sexy sensual voice. On a related note, I feel icky. [Funny Or Die]
Here’s an uncomfortable treat for you, Dr. Jenn Burman of “Couples Therapy” talked to Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison about their marriage on “Access Hollywood” yesterday. In case you had any doubts about the validity of this marriage going into this season of “Couples Therapy,” you can put those to bed.
These two are “organic” soul mates who live life to the fullest and their marriage is 100 percent real and endorsed (kind of) by Dr. Jenn Burman, their TV marriage therapist. The couples’ biggest therapeutic issue, according to Dr. Jenn, is not that Courtney sometimes calls Doug “Dad,” or that they are 34 years apart in age, or that Courtney’s brain and body hasn’t finished developing yet, or that Courtney doesn’t have any friends her age, it’s that Doug lost everything when he married her and now they are enmeshed.
I will refrain for being judgey, or discussing how dirty this interview made me feel, because Billy Bush does all the work for me. He used the word pedophile, not me. [Access Hollywood]
What do you do if you’re a D-list celebrity couple whose union is on the brink of collapse under the glare of the spotlight? Why, you agree to hash out your disagreements in the presence of other D-list celebrity couples also on the brink of collapse on VH1′s new show “Couples Therapy,” of course! Among the couples who have moved into the “Couples Therapy” house is Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, married for just over a year, whose troubles have nothing to do with their 35-year age difference, but her insistence on dressing provocatively and reveling in the attention it brings them. Look, I know I have to suspend my disbelief for a show like this, because reality TV is never completely real, but I am just not buying Courtney and Doug’s strife. I mean, he willingly dresses up as pervy Santa Claus to her slutty Mrs. Claus in Christmas-themed photoshoots. Anyway, putting aside the fact that they each obviously need therapy for their own separate issues not couples therapy (because they shouldn’t be a couple, I mean, right?), I’m glad they’re on this show if only because I can’t get enough of Courtney Stodden. Sometimes I feel like if I just stare long and hard enough, I will understand her. Keep reading »
I’ll admit, I didn’t watch VH1′s first season of “Couples Therapy” but I will be watching this season, which premieres October 3rd, as Dr. Jenn Berman and a team of shrinks try to help celebrity couples with their marital issues. The D-list cast includes Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson (and possibly their new pup Dourtney?), former “Real Housewives Of New York City” cast members Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen, reality star Shayne and Nik Lamas-Richie and more. I’m dying to get inside those marriages. Just dying. Actually, I’m most excited for Alex and Simon. They’re relationship has been making me twitch for years. Bathing suits, fights and lots of crying! Yessss! This looks the kind of trashy TV I can’t resist. [ONTD]