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Courtney Stodden Has A New Man & He’s Just As Old As The One From Before

Courtney Stodden and Edward Lozzi

Earlier this month, we learned one of the greatest couples of the 21st century, Courtney Stodden and her literal old man Doug Hutchinson, 53, were amicably splitting up. But weep not, America. Nineteen-year-old Court has wasted no time finding yet another guy many multiples older than her age to squire her around D-list red carpets. Meet Edward Lozzi, 53, a publicist and ex-boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith. Stop there, that’s all I need to know about this person. Jeez. At this point I’m not entirely convinced Courtney isn’t going to come after my 70-year-old dad. (Please no.) [Global Grind] [Image via Splash News]

Courtney Stodden Says She Is A “True Feminist,” Also Doesn’t Read Or Write

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Miley Is A Feminist
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“I think that whether a woman or anybody quite frankly wants to wear combat boots or eight inch heels, I think that’s their prerogative. I think if somebody feels comfortable a certain way with their life choices, how they look, regardless of what it is, if they are not hurting themselves or other people I think it’s fine, it’s fair game. Have at it, enjoy your life, look the way you want to look. I happen to feel comfortable like this, I like the way I look, I love the way I look. I think that’s all that matters. I think that can empower other people too from hearing that. I know people might think this is funny but I actually feel that I am a true feminist because I believe in women looking the way they want to look, I think real women support women.”

This is how Courtney Stodden, Patron Saint Of Frosted Lip Gloss, responded to Bethenney Frankel’s question, “How are you going to take back your youth?” on an episode of her talk show. On one hand, I’m totally with Courtney on not shaming women for how they choose to dress or alter their appearance. On the other hand, “I choose my choice” feminism is kind of a cop out. Also, I have a hard time accepting Courtney Stodden as a bastion of feminism when, in the same interview, she claimed, “I don’t read or write.” Maybe Courtney and Miley Cyrus should start a Biggest True Feminists In The World Book Club and read some, like, bell hooks and The Beauty Myth and shit. Just a thought. [Celebitchy]

Report: Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Are Calling It Quits

Grammar With Court
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Pumpkin Patch PDA
Courtney Stodden: too super sexy sensual for pumpkin pickin'. Read More »
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Just yesterday, I wondered out loud why I hadn’t yet seen photos of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison all dolled up for Halloween. Ever since the then-16-year-old bride and the then-50-year-old D-list actor married — with her parents permission — a few years ago, the PDA-happy pair has taken the holiday very seriously. Remember the year he dressed up as her for Halloween? Horrifying and delightful! So it was with sadness that Halloween 2013 passed without their usual costume-clad photoshoot. And now we (perhaps) know why. Keep reading »

Watch What Happens When RuPaul Takes Courtney Stodden For A Ride

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Courtney's Legal!
Courtney Stodden is old enough to do porn or pose for "Playboy." Read More »
Courtney Does Marilyn
Courtney Stodden on Marilyn Monroe prints photo
Courtney Stodden puts her paws in Marilyn Monroe's handprints. Read More »
RuPaul Drives Courtney Stodden
Get that muthafucking paycheck!

Obviously, I’m obsessed with RuPaul’s new web series “RuPaul Drives,” where he picks up different celebs and gives them rides home. In this week’s episode, Courtney Stodden is his passenger of honor. These two in car together are just as entertaining as you’d expect. Ru offers her some fatherly advice — like, he thinks that she should do a web series about pancakes, emulate Marilyn Monroe’s career (minus the early death, presumably) and get “that muthafucking check” by making a movie like “Elvira Mistress of the Dark,” only starring Courtney. You can always count on Ru to give his squirrelfriends solid advice. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Want To Be Boning More

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Wants To Be Boning More
"Frisk the hell out of me, baby!"

I’m sorry if this video ruins your breakfast, but I can’t watch it alone. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, who famously got married when she was only 16 years old, are two years into their union and are looking to be proactive in their approach to keeping thing spicy. So they’re putting themselves through the “Passion and Pleasure” program created by “sexologist” Ava Cadell, in order to increase the amount they’re having sex and expand their, ahem, sexual repetoire at the same time. In this introductory video, Court and Doug explains to Cadell what’s missing from their sexual relationship and pronounce their commitment to this “exploration.” I can’t promise you won’t dry heave a little.

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Hey! Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape Too — Plus A Brief History Of Why We’re Obsessed With Boobs

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  • Stop paying attention to Farrah Abraham’s sex tape because Courtney Stodden says she has one too! Shrug. [Celebuzz]
  • Today in things science confirmed that I already knew: musicians get more girls. Yup. That’s pretty much how I spent my 20s. [Newser]
  • Everyone loves boobs. Yes, that’s a fact. But have you ever wondered why? Here’s a brief history of why boobs are so fascinating to us. [Nerve] Keep reading »
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