country music

This Idiot Comedian-Turned-Country Singer Tries To Offend But Is Just Stupid

Some dude named Wheeler Walker Jr. has decided to try his way with Country music by putting out an album called ‘Redneck Shit.’ Alright.

Esteemed titles from this musical triumph include: “Which One O’ You Queers Gonna Suck My Dick?” “Fuck You Bitch,” “Better Off Beatin’ Off,” and “Can’t Fuck You Off My… More »


Obvious Dating Study Reveals Democrats Like To Smoke Weed, Republicans Like Guns

The juiciest and most important piece of information I gleaned from this lite-study is that while Democrats are 30% more likely to have casual sex (hell yeah), Republicans are 50% more likely to have sex outside? More »


It’s “Ode To Billie Joe” Day, So Let’s Hear It For Bobbie Gentry

It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty delta day…

This is, of course, the opening to Bobbie Gentry’s “Ode To Billie Joe” — and the first thing that popped into my head this morning when I woke up this morning and saw what day it was. The day Billie Joe McCallister jumped… More »


13 Of Country Music’s Hottest Cowboys

For those of you who think country music isn’t for you, here are 13 reasons you need to stop what you’re doing and try it. From country vet Tim McGraw to newcomers like Sam Hunt, country music has some of the sexiest men on the planet who can rock the hell out of a cowboy… More »


Carrie Underwood Releases “Something In The Water” Music Video, Takes Me To Church

I’m not a religious person, but if there’s anyone in this world who can convert me, it’s my fantasy girlfriend Carrie Underwood. Last night, my ultimate girl crush hosted the CMA Awards with Brad Paisley (and totally killed it, unlike last year, which was rough) before releasing the new music video for her controversial song… More »


Not Surprising: Tim McGraw And Faith Hill’s 12-Year-Old Can Sing, Y’All

No disrespect to my own parents or anything, but I’m still having trouble coping with the fact that I was not created by country music power couple Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. There are, however, three girls who were, and now I have one more reason to be jealous of them. The pair’s youngest daughter,… More »


Watch 10 Killer Performances From “Nashville” That Have Us Pumped For Season 3

Last night was the Season 3 premiere of “Nashville,” and, as usual, it had me at the edge of my bed, wine in hand and slack-jawed. The story lines just keep getting better and better, and, if possible, the stars’ musical performances are doing the same. From Hayden Panettiere and Connie Britton to Lennon and… More »


The Christian Country Song “God Made Girls” By RaeLynn Is A Hot Feminist Mess

Hoo boy. Have you heard that song “God Made Girls” by the country singer RaeLynn? She appeared as Racheal Lynn Woodward on season two of “The Voice” on Blake Shelton’s team. It’s a cheesy feel-good song like “Butterfly Kisses” for the millennial generation with just a pinch of Taylor Swift.

To be completely… More »


5 Alter Egos That Only Come Out When I Listen To Country Music

My favorite thing about country music is the focus on storytelling. Country songs are full of vivid characters and tales of heartbreak and hi-jinks. I think this is why, sometimes when I’m listening to country, I start feeling like a different character myself. The funny thing is, it’s not necessarily the character featured in the… More »


10 Ways We Would Like To Comfort Luke Bryan After His Fall

If you didn’t yet hear the sad news, Luke Bryan fell off a stage while doing some intense hip gyrating during a concert in Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday. He managed to get back up and finish the song, but later took to Twitter to reveal he’d needed to get stitches after the show. Our reaction? More »


Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Watch “The Normal Heart,” Listen To Dolly Parton’s Latest & Try Jamaican Veggie Patties

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do,More »


These Kids Have An Important Message About Drinking And Falling In Love

In light of songs like “Donkey” (shudder) taking over the mainstream country airwaves, I feel the need to even things out a bit by presenting some evidence that good country music is still being made, even if radio stations insist on plugging their ears and yelling “LALALALA” when confronted with any artist that’s not Florida… More »


Build Your Bunkers Now: This Is Going To Be The Biggest Country Hit Of The Summer

There’s a disturbing buzz building in Nashville right now. It’s reminiscent of the sound of the T-Rex approaching in “Jurassic Park.” At first, it’s just a faint vibration, then a loud, sickening THUMP, then a deafening roar, and suddenly you’re stuck between its jaws, being eaten alive, and there’s nothing you can do about it. More »


Watch This: Carrie Underwood’s Epic Cover Of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You”

Last night, I went to a benefit concert called, “All For The Hall,” which was put together by Vince Gill and Keith Urban to benefit the Country Music Hall of Fame. Reba was there, and Brett Eldredge, Kacey Musgraves, Lee Ann Womack, Ronnie Milsap, Deana Carter, David Nail, Mary Chapin Carpenter, and Brantley Gilbert (who,… More »


Want: Willie Nelson’s Old Tour Bus (Which Is Now For Sale On Craigslist)

In the market for a new set of wheels? Want something that will set you apart from your friends and their lame-ass Volkswagen Jettas and Honda CR-Vs? How about this 1983 Eagle bus? It comes with crushed velvet curtains, stained glass windows, some sweet airbrush artwork, and gets a cool 7 MPG highway. Need more… More »


15 Life Lessons We Learned From Tim McGraw Songs

Contrary to popular belief, Tim McGraw is more than just sex on a stick. In his 24-year career as one of country music’s greatest singers, he’s racked up three Grammys, 14 ACM Awards, 11 CMA Awards, 10 American Music Awards, 3 People’s Choice Awards, and the prestigious Katie And Winona Award For Country Music DILF… More »


11 Emerging Country & Folk Artists We’re Obsessed With

Country music is currently dominated by vapid “bro country” bands and pop-infused megastars like Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood. If mainstream country isn’t you thing, we can’t blame you (although we do encourage you to check out Luke Bryan’s butt, which transcends all genres). However, if you’ve been writing country off completely, you’re seriously missing… More »


Lingerie Style Inspiration: Shakira’s Sexy Red Corset Dress From The ACM Awards

Out of all the gorgeous gowns I saw on the red carpet and on stage at last night’s ACM Awards, the Kristian Aadnevik corset dress Shakira wore to perform “Medicine” with Blake Shelton was my absolute favorite. My reaction to it was a combination of “Oh my God she looks amazing,” and “Oh my God I want to be wearing… More »


Stevie Nicks Performs “Rhiannon” With Lady Antebellum, Kills It At The ACMs

I was totally in my element watching last night’s Academy of Country Music Awards, basking in the hotness that is Luke Bryan and contemplating my love-hate relationship with Taylor Swift, when Stevie Nicks showed up and totally changed the game. She took the stage with Lady Antebellum for a medley of Lady A’s tune “Golden,” and—… More »


Watch The Dixie Chicks Slay Miley’s “Wrecking Ball”

I happen to think Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks has one of the most glorious voices currently in music, so I am not the slightest bit surprised that the band killed Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” at a concert in London recently. I mean, no offense to Miley, who I happen to think really shows… More »


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