Posts tagged "cougars"

Jennifer Aniston Is A Puma

Jennifer Aniston will star in the upcoming film "Pumas," directed by Wayne McClammy (yes, that is his name and it's already funnier than this movie could ever be), about two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and "take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations." "Pumas," for those not…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2009

Cougars Go Gaga For Glambert

The secret’s out: cougars want to claw “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert, says blogger and self-proclaimed Lambert-lover Joan Raymond at Newsweek.com. According to her, confident women over the age of 40 are obsessed with the 27-year-old newly-outed singer. Overall, her reasons make sense, but the thing is, nothing she says explains why older women would…

By: Daniela Guernica / June 11, 2009

Hide Your Sons! The Hyena Comes Out To Prey

Just as soon as we've tired of hearing, using, typing, writing the word "cougar," a new type of female has emerged from the forest. According to Dr. Jennifer Austin Leigh, the "number one teen girl expert in America," men have another feline to worry about -- the "hyena." "Hyena" describes a much younger woman/girl, who…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 17, 2009

When Cougars Attack: The Too Hot For Teacher Trend

The term cougar has become a status symbol, synonymous with women of a certain income bracket, age, and beauty. While it is seemly an honor to be pretty and powerful enough to bed a younger man, lately it’s also been misinterpreted and become outright predatory. With Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher” being consummated all over…

By: Simcha / February 25, 2009

Blame It On Madonna

For the March issue of W, Madonna gets all cougar-esque and heads to Rio de Janeiro for some hot and heavy time with boy toy Jesus Luz. Purportedly, Madonna and Jesus (with those names, they're surely a match made in heaven -- or, well, celebrity hell) were or are dating or canoodling or humping or…

By: Susannah Breslin / February 9, 2009

Demi & Ashton Are Trying To Spawn

All that Demi wants is another baby! “We’d be delighted if it happened,” Mrs. Kutcher said. “We are doing lots of practicing. And you can’t complain about practicing with him!” Hm, sound like 30-year-old Ashton’s probably just using a baby as an excuse to do it a lot. 
But hopefully there will be an heir…

By: Simcha / December 22, 2008

Quickies!: Whose Camel Toe Is This?

Camel toes are embarrassing, especially for celebs. [Perez Hilton] Test your knowledge on pubic hair. [Dear Sugar] A Mary Jane smoker is arrested every 38 seconds. [Asylum]…

By: Annika Harris / September 25, 2008

Quickies!: Dara Torres Makes A Splash At Fashion Week, Angelina Jolie Doll Goes For 2,000 Pounds

Olympic swimmer Dara Torres walked the catwalk during Charles Nolan's fashion show on Sunday. [Asylum] A doll in the likeness of Angelina Jolie sold for 2,000 pounds on eBay. [MarieClaire.co.uk] "Just Stand Up," the charity tune featuring 15 of the hottest singers out right now (Mariah, Rihanna, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Leona Lewis, etc., etc.,…

By: Annika Harris / September 8, 2008

Sarah On Sarah: Haskins Targets Palin & P.A.N.T.H.E.R.S.

Whether Sarah Palin is a politician you already support or don't support, this video from Current's Sarah Haskins (Sarah, I am still waiting for you to return that note I sent you, where I asked "Will you be my best friend? Check 'Yes' or 'No'.) is hilarious. Will Palin help McCain seize the P.A.N.T.H.E.R. vote?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 6, 2008

Quickies!: Cougar Den Guide

Check out your state's cougar dens. [Tango] Sex with an ex can be done, if you do it right. [College Candy] Stock your cabinet with these 25 beauty essentials and you'll be beautifully prepared for gorgeous days ahead. [Shine.yahoo] A sailor trod water for 12 hours after he was knocked off a sailboat. [Asylum] Here'…

By: Annika Harris / August 20, 2008

Quickies!: Mary-Kate Olsen Keeps Quiet On Heath Ledger

Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution. [New York Post] A production company is developing a reality show focusing on the lives of five New York City cougars. [New York Post] It's important to tell…

By: Annika Harris / August 4, 2008

The Daily Hotness: Matt Damon

The Sexiest Man Alive is about to spawn. Matt Damon has a wife (sniff), and the dark and lovely Luciana is knocked up again. The couple was seen at the Empire Awards in London yesterday with the hottest accessory in Hollywood: the baby bump. While Matt picked up an award for the Bourne Ultimatum, there…

By: Simcha / March 10, 2008

What’s New Pussycat?

Sixty-something Sex Bomb Tom Jones has taken out a whopping $7 million insurance policy on his chest hair. While we’re not sure if that includes the trail that leads to the Golden Girls' promise land, we are sure that it is a waste of money. What’s he afraid of -- a waxident? The insurance company,…

By: Simcha / February 8, 2008

Elle MacPherson: Model Eats Arm Candy

The new black is cougar -- from Demi Moore to Halle Berry, boy toys are the hot red carpet accessory. And the always in fashion supermodel Elle MacPherson, 44, has been spotted with the stylish Vito Maria Schnabel, acclaimed director Julian Schnabel’s son. The 21-year old artist/actor is expected to escort Elle to an award…

By: Simcha / February 5, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Naked Flights, Cougars Find Love, And Online Dating Science

A German travel agency is offering a flight for nudists. For about $735, passengers can fly from Erfurt, Germany to Baltic Sea resort Usedom in the nude. They’ll have to keep their clothes before boarding and disembarking, but who can resist "flying free?" [Yahoo!] Pretty soon there will be loads of Demi/Ashton-type couples running around.

By: Catherine Strawn / January 30, 2008
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