October 31 is just around the corner, so I’ve begun looking for the perfect Halloween costume to trump last year’s “Sexy French Fries.” While browsing Yandy.com— which basically has every scandalous costume known to man— I found a ton of totally non-sexy characters and things that have been sexed up and, for some reason, turned into Halloween costumes. I’m all for slutty animals and sexy storybook characters, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere. Probably here.
This Halloween, the ladies of The Frisky opted to dress up as various sexual foods and scandalous animals, proving that we are, by far, the least shameful people in the entire office— maybe even in the tri-state area.
Anywho, we want to see YOUR costumes … and your kids’ costumes … and your pets’ costumes. Basically, we’re giving you the opportunity to show off your homemade Macklemore ensemble before that fifteen bucks you spent at the thrift store becomes a distant memory in a haze of vodka sodas and fun-size Snickers bars.
The best part? The photos you share will show up right here, instantaneously in our gallery for all to see (and then you can brag about it and tell your friends you’re famous). Keep reading »
Is there anything more sad, more desperate, more pathetically adorable than a cat forced to wear a costume? No, probably not. Which is why we totally love the Algonquin Hotel’s annual Copy Cats Round Table. The round table is meant as a feline homage to all of the literary greats that have passed through the Algonquins vaunted doors, like Dorothy Parker and Alexander Woollcott. What that has to do with dressing your cat up like a fairy, I don’t know, but I don’t question greatness. I just laugh and appreciate it for what it is. More cats in costumes after the jump! [Flavorwire]
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On the fourth day of Catsmas, my true love gave to me …
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As impressive as this In-N-Out Burger cubicle costume is, I’ve gotta say that unless the person who works in there was distributing double-doubles to their coworkers, this is really nothing but a cruel tease. [Neatorama]
Looking for a Halloween costume that’s sure to win the Most Adorkable award? Dress up as a twee Hollywood starlet! All you have to do is clip on some bangs, adorn yourself in bows and polka dots, and strum a toy ukulele throughout the night. Bonus: if you play your cards right, you might get to bang Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Most these pieces can be found for cheap at thrift stores, but in case you’d rather do your shopping online, we’ve got everything you’ll need, after the jump! Keep reading »