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Could I Get Those TPS Reports Animal Style?
As impressive as this In-N-Out Burger cubicle costume is, I’ve gotta say that unless the person who works in there was distributing double-doubles to their coworkers, this is really nothing but a cruel tease. [Neatorama]
Halloween Costume Inspiration: Twee Hollywood Starlet
Looking for a Halloween costume that’s sure to win the Most Adorkable award? Dress up as a twee Hollywood starlet! All you have to do is clip on some bangs, adorn yourself in bows and polka dots, and strum a toy ukulele throughout the night. Bonus: if you play your cards right, you might get to bang Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Most these pieces can be found for cheap at thrift stores, but in case you’d rather do your shopping online, we’ve got everything you’ll need, after the jump! Keep reading »
18 Cats Who Really Don’t Care About Your Halloween Party
Surprise, surprise: Cats really don’t care about your Halloween. That doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at them in stupid costumes, though. So, here are 18 cats all dressed up and totally miserable about it.
Astrology 101: Halloween Costumes For Each Sign
Still deciding on your costume for this year’s spate of Halloween parties? Not to worry–we’ve gathered some astrological inspiration and matched up 12 classic costumes with the zodiac sign that’s best suited to rock ‘em. Which sign would make a great sassy flapper girl? How about a spandex-clad superhero? Or an exquisite doppelganger for Marie Antoinette? Click through to find out!
Halloween Costume Inspiration: Jayne Mansfield
First there was Marilyn, and then there was Jayne. Busty, (bottle) blonde, and ribald, Mansfield became known as the “Working Man’s Monroe” for both her physical likeness to Norma Jeane and her own brand of salacious, exaggeratedly sexual appeal. “Hollywood’s smartest dumb blonde” had a genius IQ and was fluent in five languages, but she knew full well that the public didn’t care about her brains; rather, they were far more interested in her 40-21-35 dimensions.
A pledged member ― the High Priestess, in fact ― of Anton LaVey’s Church of Satan, it was rumored that Jayne sold her soul for fame and fortune and suffered the consequences: a grisly car accident death that saw the stunning young actress and American sex symbol nearly decapitated, while her three children under the age of 5, including her now-famous daughter, Mariska Hargitay, looked on from the backseat. Beautiful, brilliant, bizarre: Mansfield lives on as one of the most fascinating pop figures of the last century. Whatever you do, don’t forget a touch of pink. Keep reading »
Halloween Costume Inspiration: Kristen Stewart At Her Finest
Rest assured, you’ve got a couple of weeks to prepare your costume before the Halloween party invitations start rolling in, but why don’t we start off with something that’s especially easy to, um, swallow should you find yourself in a spectacular rush come October 30? Mid-scandal Kristen Stewart is only the easiest, most timely costume ever, and all you really need is some greasy hair and a pair of sweatpants to pull it off — bonus points if you can find a married man willing to bend you over a fence, and maybe some other stuff. Plus, you can probably find all of the required items already in your closet… or your boyfriend’s. Or your married director’s. Just fling your hair, bite your lip, and go! Keep reading »
Frisky Readers Share Their Best Pet Costumes!
We asked and you came through! We’ve got some of your best pet costumes and adorable animals on view. Click through to check out all the cute furballs. Keep reading »
7 Popular Halloween Costumes: What They Say About Your Sex Life
Sometime after Jack-o-Lantern Trick-or-Treat buckets and bobbing for apples, Halloween became the holiday for grown-ups. As such, adult themes have cleverly meandered their way into the festivities. Choosing a Halloween costume may seem like a mundane endeavor. But the crazy get-up you choose to wear on October 31st speaks volumes about your inner sex kitten. Keep reading »
Just Be Yourself This Halloween
Momma always told me to be myself. Maybe I’ll take her advice this Halloween and wear my Facebook profile as a dress.The best part is that all 697 of your friends will be at the same Halloween party as you. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
