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Emma Stone Proves It’s Possible To Love Her Even More

Emma Is Way Charming
Color us shocked that she's the most adorable spokesmodel of all time. Read More »
Emma On Heartbreak
Like most of us, it made her puke. Read More »

Cosmopolitan: What makeup do you think guys like on a girl?

Emma Stone: I could care less. I think women should wear whatever makeup they want for themselves. Makeup should be fun.

– Well said, Emma Stone. Well said. [Cosmopolitan]

20 Things We Learned From Women’s Magazines That Scarred Us For Life

White Women, Black Magazines
essence
Should white women be on the covers of black mags? Read More »
Vag Magazine
"These skirts need to be more feminist!" Read More »
Mag Rejects Lesbians
Anne Almasy brides Weddings Unveiled
Ad depicting lesbian couple rejected, then welcomed, by wedding mag. Read More »

The other day, I realized that I always put on my underwear with such intense concentration and anxiety that you’d think it was some kind of perverted carnival game. Why? Because I read in Cosmopolitan like six years ago that if you let your feet touch the crotch part of your panties while you’re putting them on, you will get some horrible vaginal foot fungus (it was discussed in an article called, like, “THE LATEST WOMEN’S HEALTH SCARE YOUR DOCTOR WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT).

The truth is, between the smoky eye tutorials and charming Taylor Swift profiles, women’s magazines also excel at scaring the shit out of you. I asked the rest of The Frisky staff about the freaky things they’d learned from years of reading lady mags, and we came up with the following list. Feel free to add your own in the comments! Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Goes Bra-Less On The Cover Of Cosmopolitan

Not gonna lie, I have a soft spot for Miley Cyrus. I like that “Party in the USA” song and I admire the way she’s rebelled against being the big-haired pop princess goodie-goodie Disney no doubt wanted her to be. My love for her will come to a screeching halt if she has a baby before I do (looking kind of likely considering she’s engaged already) but until then, Miley gets my thumbs up. Here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan, sans bra, incase you didn’t get the picture that she’s not a little girl anymore. Check out a few more pics after the jump… Keep reading »

Miley's Chocha Moment
Did Miley forget her pants? Read More »

7 Psychotic Pieces Of Relationship Advice From Cosmo

We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There’s like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh that stuff off as cheap entertainment not to be taken seriously, but what if they actually did listen to all of the advice?

It’d pretty much turn into a nightmare of paranoia and petty revenge. After all, according to various Cosmo articles…

#7: He Shares the Details of His Day, Therefore He Must Be Hiding Something

Men just aren’t as communicative as women, especially when they’re stressed. So, let’s say a guy makes a conscious decision to share more. That’s solid advice, no matter the source. When she asks him about his day, instead of just saying, “fine,” he can tell her in detail about his argument with Sarah, the lady from HR. Read more…

7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You In The Hospital

You’ve walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you’ve checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it’s all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.

But littered amongst their mildly kinky and often impractical advice (“wear a wet t-shirt to bed!”) you get horrifying tips that border on genital mutilation.

Think we’re kidding? As we speak, Cosmo is advising women to… Keep reading »

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Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems

Weird Places I've Wanked
Sometimes you've just got to heed nature's call. Read More »
Masturbation Homework
masturbation photo
A human sexuality professor assigned his students to keep sex journals. Read More »
Stop Jerking Off?
Do couples stop masturbating when they're in a relationship? Read More »
Masturbation Flowchart
Is now a good time to masturbate? Read More »

Let’s get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan‘s October 2012 issue: “Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They’re with her vacuum cleaner.”

Julie*, whose name has been changed of course, continues:

One time, I was straddling it and noticed it felt good. The intense vibrations against my clitoris sent me over the edge and it’s become the only way I can get off.

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Cosmopolitan Guru Kate White’s First Book Was Inspired By “Law & Order”

RIP: Helen Gurley Brown
Cosmopolitan's founding editor has passed away at age 90. Read More »
Style Inspiration: Books!
Style Inspiration Taken From The Books Of Four Very Famous Literary Ladies
Steal the style of 4 famous literary characters! Read More »

“I wanted to become an author for as long as I can remember. I wrote stories and plays and poems all the time I was growing up. I’ve just always felt the urge to write. It’s not something I can stop doing. I just feel wired to want to create stories. As the career path of editor opened up for me, the opportunity of being an author started to recede a bit, making me panic. I just resolved to somehow make the time. I gave up goals like learning tennis or a second language or ever having a killer body in order to make the time to write … The muse for my first published book was the TV show “Law and Order.”  Re-runs of the series used to be on every night at 11 and that’s when I wrote—after my kids and husband were in bed. The sound helped keep me from passing out from sheer fatigue, and since I’d seen every episode a zillion times, it wasn’t a distraction. I probably should have dedicated that book to Assistant District Attorney Jack McCoy.”

Kate White on what inspires her to write. Read the rest of the soon-to-be former editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan’s interview about her latest book and the one thing in life she wishes she could do over on Kate-Book.com, the website for, about and by Kates.

The Soapbox: Where Helen Gurley Brown Got Feminism Wrong

RIP: Helen Gurley Brown
Cosmopolitan's founding editor has passed away at age 90. Read More »
HGB: Fun and Fearless
Helen Gurley Brown photo
Ten fun and fearless facts about Helen Gurley Brown Read More »
Helen Booted From Cosmo
How Helen Gurley Brown got booted from Cosmopolitan mag. Read More »

When Helen Gurley Brown passed away earlier this week at the age of 90, female journalists and writers came out en masse to laud Brown for her contributions to the sexual liberation of women and heralded her a feminist icon.

It’s true that Brown’s incredible 32-year reign at Cosmopolitan marked a sea change for women’s publications, offering a fresh, sexually liberated image of women “having it all” (which in Brown’s world meant sex, money and power). Brown wanted women to harness their femininity to get ahead, and many took to her female-forward, pro-sex message. But let’s not pretend Helen Gurley Brown’s “stiletto feminism” — to borrow a phrase from Washington Post writer Kathleen Parker — wasn’t also problematic. Keep reading »

10 Fun, Fearless Facts About Helen Gurley Brown

RIP Helen
Cosmopolitan's Helen Gurley Brown has died. Read More »
Helen Booted From Cosmo
How Helen Gurley Brown got booted from Cosmopolitan mag. Read More »
Cosmo Sex Advice
Can you tell the real advice from the fake BS we made up? Read More »
Helen Gurley Brown photo

Rivulets of mascara are streaming from big, false lashed-eyes everywhere: yesterday legendary Cosmopolitan editor Helen Gurley Brown died in New York City at age 90.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Brown’s influence as a feminist and sex-positive editor of a major women’s magazine has left an indelible imprint on our popular culture, including on ladyblogs like The Frisky. (Yes, even though some of those Cosmo sex tips are dopey.) She may not have always gotten the respect she deserved in her lifetime — and there will no doubt be Cosmo detractors upon her death — but I would like to share with you some facts from this incredible woman’s life. In fact, she was declared a living legend by the New York Landmarks Conservancy!

Helen Gurley Brown is an editor, writer and woman whom I truly look up to for her ball-busting ways … here’s why.

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