Posts tagged "conveyor belt of love"

ABC’s “Conveyor Belt Of Love” Will Bring About The End Of The World

Last night, Amelia introduced me to a television show where fashion-forward harridans-in-training reject a stream of desperate men, shucking and jiving for their approval. These men were delivered to these reclining prima donnas via conveyor belt -- a literal conveyor belt. As if they were stepping off an assembly line from the Freshly Scrubbed Emo…

By: John DeVore / January 5, 2010

ABC’S “Conveyor Belt Of Love” Turns Dating Into A Manly Meat Market

You know how when you walk into a bar around closing time, when everyone's trying to decide who tonight's one-night-stand is gonna be, you feel like a piece of meat being sized up for dinner? Well, I guess ABC does, because they're planning this amazingly questionable show called "Conveyor Belt of Love." The concept i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 11, 2009