John Oliver: Cadbury Creme Eggs Are An Illuminati Conspiracy, Obvs
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Texas GOP Official Accuses Karl Rove, Both Bushes, Obama, Etc. Of Wacky Gay Sex Scandals
Texas Republican Chairman Robert Morrow sits down for an interview…and it gets real weird.
Trump Considers Possibility That Obama Had Scalia Murdered
At least a tinfoil hat will cover up that hair.
B.o.B. Responds To Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Schooling About The Flat Earth With A Diss Track
Petty is as petty does.
Rapper B.o.B. Insists The Earth Is Flat, Illuminati Helpless To Stop Him
Looks like the illuminati has no pull on Twitter somehow, despite controlling the world.
I Swear To God, Hoverboards Are Going To Kill Us All
Hoverboards were made by the Illuminati! Do your research!
Is This An 800-Year-Old Nokia Cellphone Left By Time Traveling Aliens?
We’re gonna say it’s probably a hoax.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Feathers Unruffled By GOOP MRKT Robbery: “It’s Good Publicity”
There’s that silver lining,
Here Are Some Things Donald Trump’s New BFF Alex Jones Believes
New World Order, Illuminati and FEMA Camps, oh my!
O’Reilly Henchman Jesse Watters Totally Proves “Liberal Bias” At Cornell
Is it a conspiracy, or could there possibly be a different reason why smart people vote differently than Bill O’Reilly and his fanbase.
Planned Parenthood To Stop Accepting Reimbursements For Fetal Tissue
Cecile Richards is calling anti-choicers on their bluff.