conspiracy theories

John Oliver: Cadbury Creme Eggs Are An Illuminati Conspiracy, Obvs

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! More »


Texas GOP Official Accuses Karl Rove, Both Bushes, Obama, Etc. Of Wacky Gay Sex Scandals

Texas Republican Chairman Robert Morrow sits down for an interview…and it gets real weird. More »


Trump Considers Possibility That Obama Had Scalia Murdered

At least a tinfoil hat will cover up that hair. More »


B.o.B. Responds To Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Schooling About The Flat Earth With A Diss Track

Petty is as petty does. More »


Rapper B.o.B. Insists The Earth Is Flat, Illuminati Helpless To Stop Him

Looks like the illuminati has no pull on Twitter somehow, despite controlling the world. More »


I Swear To God, Hoverboards Are Going To Kill Us All

Hoverboards were made by the Illuminati! Do your research! More »


Is This An 800-Year-Old Nokia Cellphone Left By Time Traveling Aliens?

We’re gonna say it’s probably a hoax. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Feathers Unruffled By GOOP MRKT Robbery: “It’s Good Publicity”

There’s that silver lining, More »


Here Are Some Things Donald Trump’s New BFF Alex Jones Believes

New World Order, Illuminati and FEMA Camps, oh my! More »


O’Reilly Henchman Jesse Watters Totally Proves “Liberal Bias” At Cornell

Is it a conspiracy, or could there possibly be a different reason why smart people vote differently than Bill O’Reilly and his fanbase. More »


Demi Lovato’s Secret Basement-Dwelling Twin Poot Lovato Is The Best Conspiracy Theory Ever

I BELIEVE. More »


Planned Parenthood To Stop Accepting Reimbursements For Fetal Tissue

Cecile Richards is calling anti-choicers on their bluff. More »


Sheriff In Charge Of Oregon Massacre Probe Is An Anti-Gun Control Conspiracy Theorist

The sheriff at the heart of the Oregon school massacre that took place at Umpqua Community College is kind of a scary gun nut that explains the systematic problem we have in this country.

Sheriff John Hanlin is firmly and vocally anti-gun control, believing that guns don’t have anything to do with the… More »


The Soapbox: Spreading Unsubstantiated Theories About Sandra Bland’s Death Won’t Bring Her Justice

Though there has been plenty of sound reporting on the facts of the case, there has also been no shortage of conspiracy theories circulating the internet — including one that claims Bland was lying on the ground in her mug shot photo, the insinuation being that the young woman was dead already.More »


Sorry, Kylie Jenner, Chemtrails Are Not Real

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! There’s no such thing as “chemtrails!” More »


32 Percent Of Republicans Think Obama Is Trying To Invade Texas

No one is planning to invade Texas. More »


Ted Cruz Takes Insane “Jade Helm” Conspiracy Theory Very Seriously

Some wingnuts think President Obama is trying to murder Texas or something.  More »


Conspiracy Theorists Think The Rapper Pitbull Predicted The Malaysian Airlines Crash/Disappearance 2 Years Ago

Welp, now I’ve heard everything. A few conspiracy theorists have decided that the rapper Pitbull predicted the Malaysian Airlines plane crash/disappearance two years ago in his song “Get It Started” (above). These folks with too much time on their hands — i.e. YouTube commenters — say the lyrics to the song makes references to certain aspects of… More »


6 Celebrities With Completely Weird Ideas About Science

One of the weirder bits of news making headlines this week was that our beloved Red on “Orange Is The New Black” may be a little bit kooky in real life. Why would I say such a thing? Because the actress Kate Mulgrew has narrated a documentary with some pretty kooky beliefs about science:  namely,… More »


16 Fashion World Conspiracy Theories

1. Celebrities Are Paid To Be There: It turns out that celebrities’ seeming love for the fashion industry — actresses wearing De la Renta dresses or sitting front row at fashion shows — might not be so genuine after all. Designer Nicole Farhi broke a long standing secret in the fashion world: that celebrities are paid… More »


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