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Very Disturbing Frat Activities At Columbia, Including Something Called “Poonspeeding”

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If you don’t want to know about “poonspeeding,” I respect that. But you already know about butt chugging, so what the hell? You might as well know what the fine, young gentleman of Columbia University are getting up to. Without being judgmental of those who have found great value in frat life (my brother was in a frat and he is a top notch, respectful-of-women human being), I will say, that one of the reasons I chose to go to NYU was because of their lack of Greek life. According to a leaked scavenger hunt sheet from one of Columbia’s Pi Kappa Alpha pledges, there are many “tasks” to be completed for points. These range from dumb (Piss on Church of Scientology: 5 pts) to questionable (Baby Cat: 20 pts) to blatantly disrespectful to women (Video of pledges piggy-back racing on fat girls: 10 pts). The most offensive, including an awful thing called “poonspeeding,” after the jump. Keep reading »

Columbia Professor, Emlyn Hughes, Starts Off The Semester With A Strip Tease And Other Insanity

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"Erase all the garbage from your brain!"

Science has proven that memory is tied to emotion. The more intensity of emotion, the stronger the memory. But I’m not here to teach you about the limbic system. I’m here to discuss how quantum mechanics professor Emlyn Hughes kicked off his “Frontiers of Science” course. Hughes got the semester going with a strip tease to “Drop It Like It’s Hot,” then he got dressed, rocked himself in the fetal position while images of 9/11, Hitler and more flashed on a screen in the background. He finished his intro by Samurai chopping some stuffed animals with a sword. Finally, he turned off the music and said:

“In order to learn quantum mechanics you have strip to your[self] raw, erase all the garbage from your brain, and start all over again. Um … nothing you have learned your life up to now has in any way helped you prepare for this. Because everything you do in your everyday life is totally opposite what you learn in quantum mechanics.”

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Could You Find True Love With A Columbia Student? DateMySchool Thinks So

Of all the arbitrary ways online dating sites seek to play matchmaker — pairing together Jews, bookworms, music fans, French bikers, or female inmates — the premise of DateMySchool.com is no better or worse. DateMySchool claims to “facilitate meeting of students from different departments within the same school and between different universities” by only allowing singles to join through their verified school emails. Keep reading »

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