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10 Reasons Why Colonel Mustard Is The Love Of My Life

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This is Colonel Mustard. He’s often the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. In the evening, he likes to sit on my chest while I’m in bed and trying to read a book. He’ll swat at the pages until I pet him, and when I do, he purrs like a lawn mower tearing down some tall grass. In the morning, he follows me into the bathroom and talks to me while I’m trying to brush my teeth. He is a small, furry, very demanding child.

I have had Mustard — he also goes by Moo Moo, Moutard, The Colonel, The Kern-Dog and Dijonaisse (when he’s feeling saucy)  — for going on three years. He was a rescue that I took on as a foster, but when I saw his huge paws — he’s got 7 toes on each front paw and six on the back — I knew I had to keep him. He sheds a lot, and twice yearly, he gets his bushy Maine Coon fur shaved into a lion cut. He also talks a lot. Like, all the time. And when he’s not talking, he’s purring, very loudly. It is crazy. Keep reading »

A Litter Box With A Good Look

As you might have noticed from my “What Are We Wearing?” post last Friday, I am the proud owner of a monster cat named Colonel Mustard. I also have a less monster-ed but still epically large cat named Pony. They are both big-boned and, okay, eat quite a bit, and as such, they both poop — a lot. And the Colonel does not understand the concept of burying his poop; he’s a weirdo, I know. The sleek, well-designed and super efficient litter boxes from ModKat are heads and cat tails above your standard pet store box. And they come with a reusable inner liner! Sadly, I’m a bit too poor to be throwing $180 away on a litter box right now, but a girl can dream (of litter boxes) can’t she?

[$180.00 ModKat]
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