You know you were curious about what would happen when Coco’s ass and aerial yoga made each other’s acquaintance. Well, here you go. I happen to know that this pose is called Monkey. I know this because I’ve done aerial yoga. But my butt never looks quite like that. Coincidentally, “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen just came on my Spotify mix. As Freddie Mercury says, “Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go ’round.” Indeed. [Buzzfeed]
If you’re a celebrity with a particularly noteworthy asset, it must be frustrating to hear rumors that the body part you’re most known for isn’t even real. Thank god for sonogram technology! Now celebs like Coco can go on national TV and have their butts scanned by a doctor and declared authentic. In your face, rumormongers! [Buzzfeed]
Coco — you know, the wife of rapper Ice-T — recently posted this photo to her Twitter, in which she’s laying naked alongside her nephew, prompting much outrage over the appropriateness of her lack of attire around a baby. But I gotta say, forget the nudity — that poor baby’s life is obviously in danger! He is just within a few inches of being smothered by Coco’s massive rack. His access to oxygen depends on Coco’s head remaining propped up by her left arm as she sleeps. Hello?! Coco, clothes or no clothes, be careful with those jugs. They’re dangerous! [ONTD]
Wait just a minute. Kim Zolciak, J-Woww, and Coco in the same SVEDKA_GRL costume? Do I smell a small fee associated with the wearing of the this skin-tight catsuit? For all you non-reality stars … if you’re looking to draw attention to your boobs and vagina this Halloween, the SVEDKA_GRL costume, designed by Richie Rich, is available for $40 at Ricky’s.
Jessica can juggle. Kate can solve a Rubik’s Cube. I can touch my tongue to my chin and play “Mary Had A Little Lamb” on the piano with my big toe. Coco can balance a can on her ass. What’s your secret talent? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Okay, okay, I’ll admit, my fascination with Coco, the booty-tastic wife of rapper and “Law & Order: SVU” star Ice-T is partly (mostly) about her butt, and the things she can do with it. So when I discovered that Miss Coco launched her own clothing line, appropriately called Licious, well, I had to see what kind of butt-enhancing fashions she’d created — and she didn’t disappoint. Coco’s site is rife with the kind of skin tight clothes we’ve come to expect — and love — from her. Do you suppose she wears those zipper-front pleather pants to the Walmart with Ice? I hope so. [Licious] Keep reading »