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Model Smuggles Cocaine Inside Fake Breasts And Butt

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It turns out that fake butts and boobs are really versatile — and operate as great storage units. A 33-year-old Italian model was arrested and charged with smuggling more than five pounds of cocaine in her fake breasts and in her fake butt. Security officers stopped the woman at the airport after she failed to explain what she had been doing during her trip to South America. The woman apparently thought that wearing a tight fitting shirt would help get her through customs faster (ah, that old gem), but it only served to draw more attention to her, um, illegal assets. “They stopped her for questioning because she was so alluring and her story about why she was in South America just fell apart,” said Antonio Di Greco, police chief at Fiumicino airport. The woman, whose identity has been concealed, was charged with international drug trafficking and is currently being held at the Rome airport. So much for those implants paying for themselves. [SF Gate]

Do You Lie About Your Drug Use?

Teens lie. That’s nothing new. But a new study found that teens lie rather profusely when it comes to their drug use. According to researchers from Wayne State University and the National Institute on Drug Abuse, teens lied about their drug use, even when hair samples proved otherwise. Apparently, it was more important for these teens to report drug use that they believed was consistent with their peers than to be truthful. Of course, it’s unlikely that a heroin addict is going to want to be forthcoming about their drug use if everyone else in the room has only smoked marijuana. And that got us thinking: do adults lie about drug use in the same way kids do? Depending on whom you’re friends with, illicit drug use can be either a badge of honor or a definite taboo. Have you ever felt the need to tone down or talk up your drug use to fit in? Keep reading »

Falling In Love Gets You High

Fascinating new information about the science of love! Apparently, the feeling of falling in love is similar to the “euphoria” of taking cocaine, not that I know anything about that. According to a Syracuse University study, when a person “falls in love,” 12 parts of the brain work together to release crazy amounts of dopamine, oxytocin, adrenaline and vasopression, which, uh, I guess also happens when you’re channeling Tony Montana and snorting a mountain of coke. And it happens quick — that perfect cocktail of chemicals release in only about a fifth of a second. Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Busted For Cocaine In Las Vegas

Las Vegas police arrested Paris Hilton for cocaine possession on Friday night after she and her boyfriend, nightclub owner Cy Waits, arose suspicion during a traffic stop for “hotboxing” their car. This is the third time this summer Paris has been busted for drugs: In July, Paris was caught with marijuana at the World Cup in South Africa, and she was also held by police in Corisca when they found pot in her purse. Paris managed to escape charges both times, but a cocaine bust might not go away so easily. Cute mug shot, though! [People] Keep reading »

Elisabetta Canalis, Girlfriend Of George Clooney, Named In Cocaine Scandal

George Clooney‘s Italian actress girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, has already made headlines for claiming Jennifer Aniston looks like raggedy old Iggy Pop and playing a nun who flashes her boobies in a film. Now court documents reveal that a prostitute employed by The Club, a nightclub in Milan, Italy, gave verbal testimony in October 2008 claiming she had done cocaine with Clooney’s girl.

We are shocked. Cocaine and prostitutes, and Charlie Sheen is not even involved? Keep reading »

A Study Shows That A Breakup Feels Like Cocaine Withdrawal

Ending a relationship is never fun, but it’s definitely worse when you are the one getting your heart broken. After being scorned, many find that the road to recovery involves a lot of sobbing, Facebook stalking, and limited contact with the outside world. Why is it that withdrawal from a relationship can cause such extreme emotions and actions? Well, researchers think it may be because we are actually addicted to love. A recent study published in the Journal of Neurophysiology shows that the same part of the brain is activated when someone feels rejected romantically as when someone is craving cocaine. Keep reading »

Which “Jersey Shore” Cast Member Is A Cokehead?

You guys aren’t going to believe this one. In addition to drinking themselves into oblivion and getting into fights with random strangers, the cast members of “Jersey Shore” allegedly also do drugs. Oh wait, that’s not unbelievable in the slightest. Still, a source has leaked to Radar that one cast member in particular has a cocaine problem, and went to great lengths to buy the stuff in Miami without being caught on camera. “Miami is obviously a big drug city and when this cast member want to score, it wasn’t hard,” said the source. “A lot of things were done in code. Other people knew about it but no one ratted out this person.” Annoyingly, the gossip site won’t either. “RadarOnline.com knows the identity of the star, but has chosen not to name the cast member,” the article reads. So who do we think it is? Here’s hoping it’s not our beloved Snooki. My money is on Pauly D—hey, the dude spends 90 percent of his time up all hours at clubs—or J-Woww—just because she’s so skinny. Who do you think it is? [Radar Online] Keep reading »

Pam Grier Had A Cocaine Problem And Didn’t Even Know It

In the book Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, Pam Grier recounts a conversation she had with her gynecologist in the ’70s. A little questioning from her doc yielded the source of the cocaine residue coating Pam’s cervix and vagina — allegedly Richard Pryor! Check out the retelling of this story from an excerpt of her book after the jump. Keep reading »

Quotable: Lindsay Lohan Talks Cocaine

“I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. … I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It’s a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate. I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed. When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month?’”

Lindsay Lohan, on things that should come as a shock to no one [The Sun UK]
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Cocaine In Space?

This NASA scandal isn’t nearly as juicy as the Astronaut Love Triangle/Diaper Incident of 2007, but it’s still pretty interesting. NASA says that it found a small baggie of cocaine by a bathroom in a hangar for the space shuttle Discovery, which will be launching in March. Naturally, they’ll be investigating this to the high heavens, and are in the process of drug testing all 200 employees who had access to the hangar. Chances are it was some low-level paper pusher’s, but the scandal-lover in me hopes an astronaut was trying to sneak it in so they could have a coke-fueled orgy while weightless in space. Yeah, I went there. [CNN] Keep reading »