Amelia: Eek! American Apparel has dog hoodies now!
Jessica: Amelia, no.
Amelia: What? Lucca gets cold sometimes during the winter and these are only $16!
Jessica: That’s not what I mean. Dov Charney [CEO of American Apparel] is gross and he shows 17-year-old girls his penis!
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.