Posts tagged "clocky alarm clock"

Crave: Clocky Alarm Clock

Your average morning goes something like this: 7:20 a.m.: Beep beep beep! 7:21 a.m.: Snooze 7:30 a.m.: Beep beep! 7:31 a.m.: Snooze, motherf**ker. 7:33 a.m.: Wonderful dream in which you and Jake Gyllenhaal are on a deserted beach, and he looks at you intensely, cups your chin, leans in and—beep beep!!!—oh, come on! You have…

By: Leonora Epstein / September 8, 2009