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Female Olympian’s ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’ Proves We’re All Still A Bunch of Prudes

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Russian speedskater Olga Graf earned herself a bronze medal in Sunday’s women’s 3000 meter race, and then celebrated with what’s being heralded as a massive “wardrobe malfunction.”In what turned out to be the least revealing flashing of all time, Graf unzipped her suit after winning, and flashed a bit of chest. At this point, I can’t even remember what she won or who she is because all I can think about is the possibility of seeing a bare chested woman. Read more on The Gloss…

If You Commit A Crime, Distract The Victim With Your Boobs

Death By Breast
A woman killed her boyfriend with her boobs. Read More »

The boob tip of the day comes to us straight from a woman in San Francisco. When an argument over a parking spot in the Haight district escalated, the woman intentionally rammed her car into the man’s who would not let her have the parking spot. The woman, who was wearing a super, low-cut dress, drove away, leaving the man to deal with the accident. The victim remembered nothing. He didn’t know what kind of car she was driving, the license plate number or even what the woman looked like. He was, however, “able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” said the police. This is so good to know. When in doubt, use your boobs to detract from your bad behavior. I’m sure the victim will have plenty of fun picking boobs out of a police lineup. [Hypervocal[Cleavage photo from Shutterstock]

Quiz: Boobs Or Butt? Guess The Type Of Celeb Cleavage!

Boobs and ass crack. You’d think it’d be easy to tell these two types of celebrity cleavage apart. But sometimes, given an odd angle, a creative outfit or plastic surgery, it can be more difficult than you think. Click through and see how well you can decipher the celebrity and their cleave. Good luck! You’re gonna need it.

Kat Dennings And Christina Hendricks Are Cleavage Twins

Move over Christina Hendricks, there are a new cleavage queen on the red carpet. Kat Dennings showed that her girls have some gravitas of their own at last night’s Television Critics Association party. I can’t stop looking. Seriously, I am in awe. Is there a bra that makes this shape happen? If so, please share this top secret boob info with its bitty titty committee. We’d be grateful.  [Buzzfeed[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

102ZZZ Boobs
The size sounds fake, but size 102ZZZ actually exist. Read More »

Boob Ogling Is Good For Men’s Health


There was supposedly a study done in Germany where men were instructed to refrain from looking at boobies for five years while others were encouraged to ogle for at least 10 minutes a day. The ones who boob gazed were found to have lower heart rates and lower blood pressure. While I happily support a little inconspicuous breast worship every now and then, this study has to be a joke. Are we sure this wasn’t an Onion piece that got misinterpreted by some doofuses at FOX? Who were the men who agreed to go five years without looking at boobs? Clearly they were gay, total masochists, or complete liars. [Buzzfeed]

UPDATE: And, lo and behold, this story is indeed a hoax. Apparently, it’s an internet scam that originated in 1999 and resurfaced for another go-round this week. [Business Insider] Keep reading »

Cher & Christina Aguilera Have A Battle Of The Boobs

Despite the London cold, both Cher and Christina Aguilera had their extreme cleavage on display while attending the UK premiere of “Burlesque.” Whether that’s a good or bad thing is totally up to you. [12/13/10] Keep reading »

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