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Lean And Mean In The New Year

The days and weeks during the holiday season are a blur of over-indulging. But as you head into the new year, the last thing you want to feel is rundown, tired, and bloated. BluePrint Cleanse system offers three levels of cleansing intensity, so even if you’re a burgers-and-fries type of lady, you’ll find a delicious, filling, and easy cleanse that’s right for you. And they deliver their one-, two-, or three-day cleanses straight to your house, so you don’t have to deal with buying a zillion fruits and veggies and making it yourself. Fast, easy and effective — just how we like it.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Detoxes For The Millionth Time

Overzealous health insani-turd Gwyneth Paltrow is detoxing yet again. In January, she wrote, “I like to do fasts and detoxes a couple of times during the year.” Well, this sure is proving true. She’s just finishing up a three-week stint on Dr. Alejandro Junger’s Clean program, which she describes and advocates in the latest GOOP newsletter. We can get behind the part of this plan where she got lots of massages and clocked a bunch of hours in the sauna. But giving up caffeine, dairy, and all processed foods—not so sure about that. And we’re seriously opposed to the part of this program that lets you have two liquid “meals” per day with only one meal of actual food in between. She seems pretty happy with the results. “I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly [sic] fun and delicious ‘relax and enjoy life phase’ about a month ago,” she said. Doesn’t it seem like every time this stick thin actress puts something remotely food-like in her mouth she goes all detoxorexic? “Enjoy life phase”—that’s just called being a normal person, Goopy. [GOOP via People] Keep reading »

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