Dear Valentino LoSauro,
I’ve been waiting for Edward Scissorhands to give me a haircut since 1990. I know you don’t look like Johnny Depp, and I don’t look that much like Winona Ryder, but I’d like you to give me a haircut with your Clawz. (I like to put “Z”s on the endz…
Inside the mag, Kim talks about the first time she “met” Caitlyn Jenner and explains where the hell Rob is.
He Vogues especially well.
Plus, a bonus shot of Chris Christie’s epic moose knuckle!