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Only You Can Prevent Animal Merkins From Becoming A Trend

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Last week I told you about “The Real Housewives of New York City”‘s Cindy Barshop’s diabolical plan to cover our vaginas in fur and feathers at her Completely Bare salon. Here’s a video demonstration of how the Foxy Bikini and Carnivale merkin procedures are done. For the record, I don’t really feel the need to “change it up down there” with a pink “fluffed” pubic wig made of fox fur. I’m not eager to have my privates look like a peacock. And no, I don’t think plumage makes the UPA (upper p**sy area) look slimmer. This is embarrassing. And I suspect both merkins would be uncomfie underneath a pair of panties. Please don’t let animal vagina become a trend. I beg you. [Buzzfeed]

Former “Real Housewife” Cindy Barshop Explains, In Detail, Just How Her New Real-Fur And Feather Vaginal Decorations Work

PETA’s outrage over Completely Bare spa owner Cindy Barshop’s “foxy bikini” and “carnivale bikini” treatments has certainly kept the former “Real Housewives of New York City” star’s phones busy. “It’s like I cured cancer,” she says of the response she’s gotten to the new procedures, which involve affixing real fur and real feathers (not both at once) to women’s vaginas with a glue that keeps the stuff stuck there for at least three days. With vaginal waxing practically a staple of the twentysomething woman’s beauty and grooming routine, and semi-permanent vaginal decoration only growing in weirdness and popularity (some might say Nicole Kidman looked like a big vagazzle in her Golden Globes outfit), I rang up Cindy to find out just what goes on during these procedures. Apparently, they’re too new for her to give us statistics on how many customers get them done, but she did provide a lot of other information. Read more…

10 Other Great Uses For The Merkin

If you haven’t heard of a merkin, you are in for a treat. “The Real Housewives of New York City”‘s Cindy Barshop is bringing back the merkin, a wig (yes, a wig) for the pubic area. Cindy believes she has a winner here with her “foxy bikini.” Apparently women around the world are screaming with excitement because you can now buy a real fox fur Merkin for only $225. But really, who would actually buy a pube wig?

Gawker.com accurately described this product as something in a “nightmare porno from the id of Dr. Seuss.” That or it’s those trees from Horton Hears a Who. While Cindy might be upset, I think there are much better uses for the fox-furred work of art. Here are some of my ideas, but I’m sure you can get creative and come up with hundreds more. Read more…

“Real Housewife” Cindy Barshop Wants Us To Wear Fox Fur And Feather Merkins

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Vajazzling is so 2010. According to Completely Bare owner and “Real Housewives of New York City” cast member Cindy Barshop, it’s all about merkins this season. Her two new lines of luxury pubic wigs will be sold at Completely Bare waxing salons for outrageous prices. Yay! The first, called Foxy Bikini, is a combo wax job/pubic wig treatment wherein the woman is waxed bare and her original pubic hair is replaced with a wig made of fox fur that comes in various shades. Including pink! The other is the Carnivale Bikini, which is a vaginal headdress made of brightly colored feathers. “Feathers aren’t just for birds anymore … they’re also perfect for vaginas,” Cindy said. Um, I strongly disagree with this statement. I am not wearing fox fur or feathers down there. Et toi, ladies? [TMZ]

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