Maybe it’s discriminatory to say, but there’s really nothing hotter than two guys making out. And last night marked the first glimpse into Chuck Bass‘s blooming bisexuality on “Gossip Girl”, which was brief but oh so beautiful. There have been shockingly few gay kisses on television, but we’ve rounded up the ones that made history.

Many of us have long suspected that despite his womanizing ways, Chuck Bass may not actually be interested in the ladies. How many high school guys do you know (besides “NYC Prep” co-star PC) who can pull off a scarf? Well, Chuck at least tries men on for size in the upcoming season. According to EW.com’s Ausiello Files, several insiders have confirmed the cast is currently shooting an episode in which Ed Westwick kisses Neal Bledsoe, who is guest-starring as “Josh Ellis,” NYU’s head of freshman affairs. College is a time for experimentation, after all. [EW]

Born: June 27, 1987, Stevenage, Hertfordshire, England, UK
Sun Sign (Basic Self): Cancer
Ascendant (Social Façade): Unknown
Moon (Emotions): Cancer

Earlier this week, I let you in on how to be the Palin family for Halloween. Now, here’s the scoop on how to be two of pop culture’s most famous couples—Juno/Paulie Bleeker and Blair Waldorf/Chuck Bass. Yeah, we know, Chuck and Blair aren’t officially a couple, but they’ve gotten down and dirty in the past and their sexual chemistry is heating up this season. So after the jump, find costumes for these characters that you can totally re-use after Halloween. And remember, some of these items you can probably find in your own closet or your local thrift store, so spending a lot of money is unnecessary.

Last night’s episode was a total re-enactment of the favorite teen movie “Cruel Intentions.”  Blair was Kathryn, conniving bitch with a secret sexual side, Chuck was Sebastian, the bad boy with a secret good heart, and Vanessa was Annette, the do-gooder who the bad boy tries to persuade.  There was a bet for Chuck to destroy Vanessa, and the reward being sex with Blair.  Just like in the movie, there was a bet for Sebastian to destroy Annette, with a reward of sleeping with Kathryn.  In the end, the boy wins the bet but decides he doesn’t want the girl.  He wants more.

1950s James Dean as “Jim Stark” in Rebel Without A Cause
In this classic flick about a troubled teenager with a drinking problem, James Dean makes everything look sexy from low self esteem to his red windbreaker.  Too cool for school, his character, Jim Stark, fights with his teachers, bullies, his dad, his girlfriend, and even the police.  We’d kill for 7 minutes in heaven with this blue-eyed star that still makes us swoon.
Honorable Mentions: Elvis in “Jailhouse Rock”, Marlon Brando in “The Wild One”
*Well, since the 1950’s.

Josh Schwartz is certainly turning up the heat.  The media has been buzzing about the first three episodes of this season’s “Gossip Girl” as the best, but episode four had my best friend and I squealing from shock and awe.

First things first, OMFG Lord Marcus is banging his step mom Lady Catherine? Ew. Seriously, my jaw hit the coffee table—an awesome twist that I never saw coming.  And Vanessa, you sly little bitch, intending to catch Nate and Catherine doing the dirty-dirty, but catching that shocker instead…good thing you thought to snap that photo.

Ed Westwick’s character’s costumes just keep getting sillier. And we love it. This guy is the playboy of St. Jude’s School for Boys and he’s dressed like the biggest dandy. Love it. [Filming Gossip Girl, Queens, NY, 8/21/08]

Today’s New York Times Style Section article “Shorts Crack the Code” says it’s okay and increasingly common for men to wear shorts to work. We don’t support this fad because:

1. Forests of leg hair.
2. Dangling bits.
3. The existence of air conditioning.
4. Shorts + loafers = douche.
5. Even Chuck Bass can’t pull them off.

This does nothing to dispel those gay rumors, that’s all we’re gonna say. [On the set of Gossip Girl, Far Rockaway Beach, New York, 6/27/08]

With The Hills back on MTV tonight, we might be over the real life rich kids on Gossip Girl...or so we thought! Rumor has it that one of the main male characters will be coming out of the closet on the upcoming season. Suh-weet! Our money is on Chuck Bass, because there are too many rumors about Chace Crawford (Nate) being gay in real life. Besides, self-loathing would totally explain why Chuck is such a girl-hating bastard. [Perez Hilton]