Posts tagged "christmas"

Happy Horny Holidays: Ugly Christmas Sweaters Might Actually Get You Laid

HO! HO! HO!  Elfowicz here (that's my Christmas persona) to deliver some good news. In honor of the impending, almost holiday season, Trojan condoms conducted a poll to find out what kind of cheer co-workers were spreading at their company Christmas parties. (Yes,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 4, 2013

Be The Talk Of Your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party This Year

If you're the type who finds joy in getting in on the ugly sweater game come mid-December, listen up: a company called Digital Dudz has just taken your humble holiday activity to the next level, and now anything is possible. Each sweater features a pocket-like window in the stomach area for your smartphone, so all…
By: Rachel Krause / December 4, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 4: OhMiBod Lovelife Smile Discreet Vibrator

Why We Love It: A fan favorite, this discreet little vibrator is perfect for a woman on the move. It has 7 different pulsation settings and allows you two hours of playtime. It’s particularly quiet, which means you can get it on without anyone knowing. And doesn’t everybody love a dirty little secret? [$59, …
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 4, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 3: (Win This!) We-Vibe 4 Couples Vibrator

Why We Love It: Aside from being the No.1 couples vibrator, it’s 100% waterproof and comes with a wireless remote control to help you reach climax at your own pace. She wears it during sex for extra stimulation to the G-spot and the clitoris, and together you share the vibe. It fits snuggly in all body…
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 3, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 2: Make Me Over Vibrator

Why We Love It: Designed to look like a tasteful powder puff, this vibe comes concealed in a compact mirror. You can slip this bad boy in your handbag and take it with you wherever you go, this way you’re prepared if the mood strikes! It even has a strap on the back for easier…
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 2, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 1: Muse Rabbit Massager

Why We Love It: It’s a clitoral stimulator shaped like a cute bunny, so duh. It’s small enough to fit in your palm, but powerful enough for 10 function controls to vibrate through his cute floppy ears. Oh, and did we mention his eyes, eyebrows and smile light up? That’s certainly something to grin about. [$79.95, …
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 1, 2013

This Family’s House Is A Record-Breaking Winter Wonderland

This Australian home holds the Guinness World Record for the most Christmas lights on a residential property. The home's owner took a week off to install the 502,165 lights on his house. What a winter wonderland. [ITN]…
By: Claire Hannum / November 29, 2013

Care To Put George W. Bush’s Artwork On Your Christmas Tree?

As if the holidays weren't reason enough to fight with your neo-con relatives about politics, now you can have George W. Bush right on your tree. The George W. Bush Presidential Center in Texas is selling Christmas tree ornaments emblazoned with a painting of a red cardinal by Dubya himself. He is a…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 22, 2013

“It’s A Wonderful Life” Is Getting A Sequel

I'm pretty sure that just about everyone has seen the 1946 classic movie "It's A Wonderful Life," or at least dozed through it while strung out on eggnog at some relative's house for the holidays. In 2015, this Christmas fixture will get a sequel.
By: Claire Hannum / November 19, 2013

These Men Can Play “Jingle Bells” With Their Penises

Nothing says peace on Earth, sugar cookies and Grandma like Christmas carols played with bells attached to a dude's junk, amirite? Kmart's holiday commercial features six male models shaking bells on their penises — hidden beneath their Joe Boxers, of course — to the tune of "Jingle Bells." The gag is subtle enough that little…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 18, 2013

Happy Holidays, Now What’s Your Favorite Sex Toy?

The holiday season is approaching, which means towering feasts of carbohydrates, presents wrapped tied up with shiny ribbons and movie nights in front of the fireplace are near! What could possibly make you feel better than that? Sex toys. And lots of 'em. Every day through the month of…
By: Katie Oldenburg / November 11, 2013

Your Holiday Season Emotional Bootcamp Starts Today

Now that Halloween is over, the festive tidal wave of Thanksgiving and Christmas is beginning to build. It might seem a bit early to be discussing the holidays, but it's never too soon to start preparing for the emotional onslaught they bring. Your mom is already calling to guilt trip you about…
By: Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 5, 2013

Meet The Lovely People Who Support Blackface For Christmas

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like racism! A popular Facebook page is determined to uphold the longstanding Dutch tradition of wearing blackface for Christmas celebrations. Zwarte Piet, or "Black Pete," is Santa’s helper in Dutch folklore, and while the character began in the 1700s as a demonic servant, nowadays he's pretty much just Santa's bud.
By: The Gloss / October 26, 2013

Sarah Palin Is Writing Christmas Book Called “A Happy Holiday IS A Merry Christmas”

Sarah Palin has somehow  gotten another book deal, this time pandering to the tiny amount of people who do not understand that one of America's founding principles is freedom of religion. A Happy Holiday IS A Merry Christmas, which is out this November, will be a defense of "our faith" and rant about the "politically correct…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2013

Have Yourself A Very Murray Christmas!

A day late, we know, but it's still time to get Murray this holiday season, with a special Christmas greeting straight from Bill Murray to you! Murray is starring in the new film "Hyde Park On Hudson," as Franklin D. Roosevelt, so of course he did the most presidential thing ever and posed for a…
By: Julie Gerstein / December 26, 2012

8-Year-Old Accused Of Stealing Christmas Presents

When several packages containing Christmas presents went missing from the doorsteps of a subdivision in Clermont, Florida, some of the residents decided to do something about it. Two neighbors conspired with a hidden camera and some decoy boxes and caught the culprit on camera -- an 8-year-old girl. But before you feel sorry for her,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 25, 2012

Girl Talk: Why Do I Feel So Depressed Around The Holidays?

The irony about people who cope with depression is that some of us are actually quite happy people. We are not, contrary to stereotype, slogging through life with the weight of one thousand sorrows dragging behind us. I may feel things intensely, sure. But I'm not someone whose blue-colored glasses see everyone screwed up and the…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 24, 2012

Ermagerd, It’s The 12 Memes Of Christmas!

How many ways is the "12 Memes of Christmas" better than the original carol? Well, for one, the original "12 Days of Christmas" doesn't include a major cameo from Grumpy Cat. And it certainly doesn't feature the "Ermagerd Girl," who's pretty obsessed with her "Gersebermp Berks." There's also no photobombing stingray, Nyan cat or…
By: Julie Gerstein / December 21, 2012

DIY Holiday: 8 Easy Ways To Spruce Up Plain Brown Wrapping Paper

One way to streamline your holiday to-do list (and save money) is to wrap all your presents in simple brown butcher paper. The minimalist look can be fine on its own, but just in case you want to add a little something extra, I rounded up eight simple DIY projects to help spruce up holiday…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 21, 2012

The 2012 Frisky Give Guide: Free Arts For Abused Children

This holiday season, The Frisky staff is committed to giving back. Throughout the month of December we’ll be telling you about some of the charities and nonprofits that we support, why they’re important to us, and how you can support them too, if you’re so inclined.  Who they are: Free Arts For Abused Childre…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 21, 2012
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