Courtney Stodden isn’t the only one getting into the Christmas spirit! Heidi Klum tweeted this photo of herself wearing a Santa costume — but where are her pants? It’s cold in the North Pole. Oh, and here are some other celeb Santas — some dressed more appropriately for the weather than others.
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3 Modernized Christmas Carols To Celebrate Awkward Family Time
1st Holiday With His Folks
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Christmas carols are nice, but they’re a little out of touch with the realities of modern life, don’t you think? I mean, red-nosed reindeer, frosty snowmen, jingling bells, and little drummer boys? Whatever. I think it’s time for an update. Ready to sing about real holiday topics like awkward political discussions, chaste sleeping arrangements, and horrifically bad gifts? Read on for three modernized Christmas carols! Keep reading »
Holiday Survival Guide: 6 Tips For Dealing With The Holidays When You’ve Lost A Loved One
1st Holiday With His Folks
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The holidays suck extra hard when you’re trying to cope with the loss of a family member, even if you’re not a Grinch by nature. However you define your family, once someone that was an integral part of your warm and fuzzy celebrations is missing, winter brings a feeling of doom and gloom that all the vitamin D in the world can’t fix. Keep reading »
6 Tips For The Token Jew At Christmas Dinner
1st Holiday With His Folks
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On Bed Sharing
How to share a bed with your bf at the parent's house without epic awkwardness. Read More »
Happy first night of Hanukkah, fellow members of Tribe! On that note, I’d like to take a few minutes to talk about Christmas. Christmas dinner specifically. Whether it was due to interfaith dating or a lack of funds to travel home for the holidays, I’ve found myself at a number of Christmas celebrations. The nice thing about Hanukkah is that it’s not the most serious of Jewish holidays and there’s eight nights of it. So you can multitask — light your menorah at sundown and scarf down a few latkes one night, head over to Christmas dinner another. Should you be invited for Christmas, you must be prepared, especially if you are the only Jew in attendance . After the jump, some tips for the Jew at Christmas dinner. Keep reading »
The Drunkest Night Before Christmas
Funny or Die’s drunk retelling of “The Night Before Christmas” is like no other Christmas tale you’ve heard. Drunk Allan McLeod recites the poem while Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes attempt to act it out. It looks like someone dipped into the Christmas brandy early. [Funny or Die]
Cameltoe Is The New Mistletoe
I mean really, it’s antediluvian, not to mention totally cliche, to steal a kiss under the mistletoe. That was so last century. Way more romantic (and modern) than mistletoe is cameltoe. A new mobile app, Under the Cameltoe, allows you to log on, pick from a variety of genitals in too-tight garments, hold that “toe” up, and kiss your sweetie underneath it. Romantic!
Courtney Stodden Gets Into The Christmas Spirit By Straddling Santa
Hey wait! That’s not Santa — that’s creepy Doug Hutchison, Courtney’s much-much-older husband. Hard to tell though, as I’m pretty sure Doug is closer to Santa’s age than he is to Courtney’s. Anyway, I just love Courtney’s yuletide spirit. It’s enough to get Scrooge in the mood for egg nog, wrapping presents, and kissing under the mistletoe. Nice work, Courtney! [Daily Mail UK]
Now Is The Cat Santa Suit Of Our Discontent
There may be nothing cats hate more than wearing clothes. That’s because cats, unlike dogs, absolutely feel humiliation and embarrassment in a real way. You can see it on their little cat faces, and read it in the way that they stalk around with utter disdain whenever they see the offending humans that made them wear the reindeer ears or, in this particular cat’s case, the Santa suit. [Buzzfeed]
Teddy Bear The Porcupine Celebrates Christmas With Us
He may not be cuddly, but his Christmas spirit gives us the warm fuzzies.
Holiday Gift Guide: For The Animal-Obsessed
He never goes anywhere without his dog. The background pic on her phone is her kitten. We’ve all got friends and family that are animal obsessed, and finding gifts that they’ll love — be they meowing cat CDs, monkey hats or horse dresses — has never been easier. Click through for our gift guide to make any animal lover happy.
