Why We Love It: It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your somebunny special (see what we did there?). This little kit includes a personal mini massager, a Screaming O vibrating ring, three One® condoms and three Wet® personal lubricant packs. So if you’re traveling for the holidays, you have no excuse not to get it on. [$24.99, Bunnyjuice] Keep reading »
I loooove the holidays. But that doesn’t make the lead-up any less of a bitch. The older I get, the more I find how unforgiving this season can be. When I was a little girl, I never understood why some of the grown-ups in my life seemed to dread it so much.
An English professor once told me that the biggest theme of my life is trying to resist disillusionment even though the world makes no effort to hide what an ugly, unfair place it can be. Call me melodramatic, but is there any better way to describe the typical struggle we face when it comes to getting through the holidays? On the surface, it’s a happy, cheerful time of year. We want to enjoy it, but on the other hand, it’s pretty damn treacherous. Spending time in close quarters with family members that you only see once a year is stressful. So is the pressure to pick out the perfect gifts, to be a great hostess, and to somehow make your bank account survive it all. Keep reading »
We always have high hopes for the romantic and sexual potential of the holidays. Snow is falling, fires are burning (both literally and figuratively), and we’re ready to get it on! Sadly though, like so many other aspects of the holidays, the reality of our yuletide hookups often looks much, much different than our expectations, and not in a good way. Let’s break down the divergence of fantasy and reality in painfully graphic detail, shall we? Keep reading »
It’s no secret that we love cats around here. (And you, too, Lucca!) What better way to show our love to our feline friends than to decorate our Christmas trees and tabletops with some kitty cheer?
Just, um, maybe not these ones.
[Image of cat wearing a Santa Claus hat via Shutterstock]
Why We Love It: You’ve seen couples massagers that vibrate, but have you ever seen one that also rotates? Nope. That’s because this is the first remote-controlled one to combine the two. She wears it during sex, and the shaft rotates and vibrates within, causing out-of-this-world sensations for both. [$199, LELO] Keep reading »
Still looking for a gift for that special person in your life? Feeling the clock tick down to Christmas and dreading a trip to the mall? Don’t fret! We’ve got ideas for non-material gifts for each sign that require little or no planning, money, or lead time. Give them an experience, a perfect day, or a practical favor inspired by their zodiac sign. Here’s the low-down: Keep reading »