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“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 18: Icicles #24 Hand Blown Glass Massager

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Why We Love It: I love an easy cleanup, and you can tidy up after sexytime by throwing this dildo in the dishwasher (just don’t actually throw it)! Made of hand-blown icicle glass, this serpent-themed toy is made to play hard. Freeze it in the fridge for a cool sensation or heat it up in the microwave for warm pleasure. [$49.99, Adult Vibe Toys] Keep reading »

Deck Your Halls With This Christmas Ornament Cat “Fascinator” From Etsy

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If there’s one thing that I know about cats it’s that they LOVE to wear things on their heads. That’s why you see so many cats being walked down the street wearing hats. In keeping with the Christmas*** spirit, Etsy user NotSoKittyShop has crafted a special holiday fascinator made from styrofoam balls and glitter to deck your cat in festive cheer just like you deck your halls! The fascinator features 10 faux ornaments which hang from kitty’s head, spreading joy to the world. Or just your living room. Doesn’t this little guy look full of joy? [Etsy.com/NotSoKittyShop]

*** If you have a Jewish, Muslim or Hindu cat or a cat who appreciates astronomy, you can instead buy your kitty a solar system fascinator.

How To Sidestep Various Awkward Mistletoe Situations

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Pucker up, people! It’s Christmas time, which means some of you unfortunate folks are bound to find yourselves standing uncomfortably beneath the mistletoe with someone you’d rather not kiss. Thankfully for you, we’ve compiled a list of awkward, yet realistic, mistletoe scenarios, from bosses to bad breath, and how you should proceed when you find yourself beneath that sprig of branches and berries with a strange mouth coming at you. Keep reading »

Holiday Gift Guide: For The Ridiculously Rich Person Who Has Everything

At a loss for what to purchase for a friend who already has a Bulgari watch, a Birkin bag, and a closet filled with Chanel? Well, have we got something for you, with an emphasis on the ridiculous in “ridiculously rich.” We’ve got the beat on what to buy for your closest, coolest, most prosperous pals … provided, of course, you’ve got your own budget to burn.

Santa’s Elves Join The Obamas For Adorable Holiday Photo

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Dating Don'ts: How To Be Single During The Holidays
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Here’s the Obama family posing on Sunday evening with five adorable little kids who are past or current patients at the Children’s National Medical Center. Gosh, whoever thought to put these kids in elf costumes deserves a raise. [NBC News] [Photo: Getty Images]

This Family’s “Christmas Jammies” Rap Is A Gift To The World

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The most exciting thing to be found in a traditional Christmas newsletter is usually a clever pun or the audacious use of Comic Sans in multiple colors. The Holderness family decided it was time to shake up the Christmas newsletter format, so they made theirs in video form, while wearing matching “Xmas Jammies,” and rapped about all their important life updates — including a triathlon, a bit part in “Iron Man 3,” a dance recital, and a vasectomy — to the tune of Will Smith’s “Welcome To Miami.” And, well, it’s just as corny and hilarious and amazing as it sounds. [YouTube]

I’m Sorry, But 277 Christmas Trees Is Too Many

I’m not looking to shit on anyone’s insane holiday spirit, but I’m sorry, having 277 Christmas trees in your house, like Maryland woman Renetta Zanco does, seems excessive. Saying that her house looks “like Macy’s department store” would be an understatement. Zanco, who often spends 10 hours a days Christmasing her house from top to tail, has 28 trees displayed in her bathroom alone — including one that is made of toilet paper rolls and one that lives in the shower during the holiday season. (I’m curious about how that works.) Keep reading »

7 Rules For Spontaneous Gifting

Between growing up Jewish and having a birthday two days before Christmas, it became ingrained in me that holiday presents only happen sometimes. In my world, gifts are never a guarantee, they are a pleasant surprise. Some years, I would get one Hanukkah present, some years I would get 8 and some years, especially when I got older, none. I got a lot of combo holiday/birthday presents. I got a lot of people who skipped over my holiday/ birthday present altogether either because A) who cares about Hanukkah? or B) they were so consumed with the drama of Christmas that they forgot my birthday existed. That’s perfectly understandable. I haven’t been upset about it since middle school. In fact, it birthed my holiday alter ego. Her name is Elfowicz and she is a spontaneous gifter. Keep reading »

Dating Don’ts: How To Be Single During The Holidays

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Dating Don'ts: How To Be Single During The Holidays

Theres something about twinkly lights and snowflakes falling on a hushed street that can send even the most confident woman into a free-fall, scrambling for the nearest warm body to spend the holidays with. This time of year lends itself nicely to reflection, to family, to untold amounts of love and cheer and wassailing, but can also very easily be horribly, awfully depressing. If you find yourself pushing through throngs of rosy-cheeked, hand holding couples stopping to kiss under every available sprig of mistletoe, don’t despair. Don’t get mired in the “woe-is-me-I-need-a-man” blues.This is a time for reflection, but it’s also the best present the universe could ever give you — built in downtime, for you to think about what you want and how you want it. Keep reading »

What I’m Gifting: Amelia’s Christmas Shopping List

In addition to telling you what we really want to find under the tree, we’re also sharing what we’re gifting our loved ones with for Christmas this year. Click on through to see what I’m buying for my mom, my brother, and a couple friends, as well as (imaginary) presents for The Frisky staff!

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