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I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty "Fifty Shades Of Santa" Commercial
Keep Your Handcuffs Away From Me, Santa

In a new ad for Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called “Fifty Shades Of Santa.” To say that I’m not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but Santa pulls a bunch of goodies out of his sack, including a cock ring, butt plug, handcuffs, a whip and other seXXXy gifts, all while maintaining this creepy grin on his face.  Check out the spot and tell me I’m not the only one who now sees Santa in a TOTALLY different light. I no longer want him stuffing my stocking this year. [Happy Place]

7 Things That Will Happen When You’re Home For The Holidays

7 Things That Will Happen When You're Home For The Holidays

You get off the airplane and into the backseat of your dad’s car and say to yourself, “Why the heck did I ever leave this place?” Everything is exactly how you remember it.

Your childhood room is still stuffed with decorations from sophomore year of high school. A ratty desktop computer with dial up Internet, a wall lined with Clay Aiken posters, Bop Bop a giraffe stuffed animal that looks like it’s been through a war. That shopping center down the street still has your favorite Italian restaurant, where the garlic rolls are served with steam sliding off the top. And any drive around town has you passing by spots where you spent late nights loitering with friends. Read more on Huffington Post Women…

 

Who Knew Christmas Decorations Could Be Weaponized?

Want to hear a story about Christmas decorations that escalates very quickly? Then you’re in the right place, because we’re about to go down Bonkers Lane!

In Ross Township, Pennsylvania, Fairley Road is a cul-de-sac with one house in the middle. The house in the middle of the cul-de-sac belongs to Bill Ansell, who, once upon a time, had a beautiful, dazzling display of Christmas decorations. Then, one Thanksgiving, one of his neighbors asked him to turn it off while she and her family had dinner, because it was so bright that it was interrupting her meal.

And that, friends, crossed a line. Keep reading »

Listen To These Audiobooks On Your Flight Home For The Holidays

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Now that “Serial” is over, what the hell are you going to listen to on your flight back to your family’s house for the holidays? My flight from New York City to my mom’s house is surprisingly quick, but it’s just long enough for boredom to start creeping in if you don’t come prepared with a book. If you’re more of the listening type, Audiobooks.com put together a nifty list of their audiobook titles that can be heard in full by the time you land, and I’m thinking of giving it a try. The books are grouped by the duration of some of the most popular travel routes in the US, which you can adapt based on the length of your own flight!

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13 Totes Adorbs Gifts For Your Internet-Obsessed Frenz

13 Totes Adorbs Gifts For Your Internet-Obsessed Frenz

If you’re struggling with what to get your Reddit-obsessed friends for the holidays this year, maybe it’s time to admit who you are and go all in on Internet jokes.

You don’t even need to create your own. Many of the Internet memes you already love have been transformed into everything from clothing to gadgets, thanks to the creative types at Etsy and Zazzle. Read more on Huffington Post Weird News…

Christmas Crunk: 11 Cocktails To Inspire Holiday Cheer

Goodness knows the holidays can be stressful for a lot of reasons — shopping, spending time with your family, travel, being needled into conversations you don’t want to have, attending parties when you’re an introvert and would really just like to stay home but you don’t want to insult your friends, and so on, and so on. To help you unwind and cheer up, here are 11 cocktails that taste like Christmas and help you get past your anxiety-inducers and find the reason for the season! (If the reason for the season is delicious booze.)

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