Dear Paul Little AKA The Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character,
I am a huge fan of “Home Alone.” I quote it constantly. I went to see it at a movie theater a couple weeks ago and sat next to an old man who had never seen it and it was hilarious. It’s obvious you share my “Home Alone” obsession, because you decided to forego a traditional Christmas card this year, and instead sent your friends this video of your face superimposed onto every single character in “Home Alone.” I must say all your impressions are pretty solid, although I feel like my Uncle Frank is slightly better than yours. Shall we get together for a plain cheese pizza sometime and find out?
He’s making a list and checkin’ it twice, but whether you ended up on Santa’s “Nice” or “Naughty” list doesn’t really matter. There are plenty of presents to go around! So, whether you’re looking to tone it down or spice things up this Christmas, there’s a gift for that, and we’re here to help. Here’s what to give that mischievous person in your life (and some “nice” alternatives, in case you’re saving your naughty for the new year).
“When you are in receipt of this letter, I will have already lost my battle to ovarian cancer.” So began a letter written by Brenda Schmitz, a mother of four who had passed away in 2011. A month before she died, Brenda gave the letter to a friend and asked her to keep it a secret until her husband, David, had found love again, at which point the friend was instructed to mail the letter to Des Moines radio station Star 102.5. Why the radio station? Because every year, Star partners with local businesses to grant listeners’ Christmas wishes, and Brenda had some very specific wishes in mind for her husband, his new wife-to-be, and their family. Here’s an excerpt of her beautiful letter: Keep reading »
Subtext of the Giudice family Christmas card: We’re not guilty! Everything’s great! We’re still rich enough to afford a field full of poinsettias. Frightening.
I just started working at a boutique on the weekends, and I’m having a blast. This weekend was particularly entertaining, because we had a steady stream of men wander into the shop looking to buy gifts for their wives and girlfriends. It didn’t take long before I noticed that the vast majority of these last-minute male shoppers fit into one of 10 categories. If you brave the stores today, you’ll easily be able to spot them, and if you’ve ever worked retail during the holidays, you already know the guys I’m talking about. They are as follows: Keep reading »
Need a little Christmas right this very minute? Yeah, me, too. This flashmob of people doing the Christmas dance from ”A Charlie Brown Christmas” — right down to the exact dance moves from the cartoon — should do the trick. And it was filmed right near The Frisky’s offices! [YouTube]
Despite the fact that Christmas is supposed to be a time filled with cheer and merriment, more often than not, the holidays are stressful. It’s exhausting, expensive, cold, and not enough eggnog in the world will make you feel better about the hundreds of bucks you spent on presents for your co-worker’s baby, kids’ teachers and various family members.
So this year, when my mom asked for bath beads, candles and pajamas (like she does every year), I threw out her Christmas list and decided to go rogue. Keep reading »
Why We Love It: Because sometimes you just need some really good oral sex— and this is a toy for both men and women! Ten velvety-soft silicone “tongues” move in a rapid flicker that mimic oral sex for use on your clit, nipples, anus, perineum, balls or penis. It may look a little frightening, but trust us … don’t judge a book by it’s cover. It barely makes a sound and is also splash proof, in case you want a shower buddy. [$59, Babeland] Keep reading »
It’s that magical time of year when we all gather together with our friends and family and rewatch the Christmas movies that we’ve all seen fourteen thousand times. Snuggled under a blanket, with a mug of hot cocoa in our hands, it certainly does feels like the most wonderful time of year. In an effort to add to the magic, we took it upon ourselves to recut “The Santa Clause” as a thriller. Because if you think about it, the movie’s actually full of heart stopping action. Seriously.
Man finds dead Santa Clause. Man steals his clothes right away. Man turns into Santa Clause. Man fails to convince doctors that his extreme weight gain and more extreme facial hair growth speed is of medical concern. Man kidnaps son. Man convinces his ex- wife he is Santa Clause and she still prefers boring dude with bad taste in sweaters. Man never gets his weight back under control.
Did reading that put you on the edge of your seat? Well wait until you watch “The Santa Clause: A Christmas Thriller” on Crushable …
Why We Love It: It’s the vibrator Charlotte fell in love with on “Sex and the City”! This is the elastomer version of the original Rabbit Pearl from SATC, which has a rotating shaft for your G-spot, shuffling pearls to arouse your opening and a vibrating rabbit for clit stimulation. Rabbits are a masturbation staple for the ladies! [$79.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »