There’s no such thing as too much holiday cheer. It’s everywhere — from our streets and our offices to our homes and, of course, our social feeds. As if you needed one more reason to embrace the season, we’re bringing you Christmas quotes straight from Instagram. You’ll find lines from your favorite songs, movies, and more, with lovely art to match. Read all 12 quotes on Tres Sugar…
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It’s that time of year again … when you make out with Santa and have no idea what his real name was. To give you a picture of all those naughty shenanigans happening this time of year, we bring you Missed Connections from SantaCon, Santa speedo events, and more inappropriate holiday moments. Be warned: these six Santas would make your childhood self cry. Read them all on TresSugar …
In addition to telling you what we really want to find under the tree, we’re also sharing what we’re gifting our loved ones with for Christmas this year. Click on through to see some of the gifts I’m buying for my roommate, my mom, my husband and my little nieces!
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Dear Paul Little AKA The Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character,
I am a huge fan of “Home Alone.” I quote it constantly. I went to see it at a movie theater a couple weeks ago and sat next to an old man who had never seen it and it was hilarious. It’s obvious you share my “Home Alone” obsession, because you decided to forego a traditional Christmas card this year, and instead sent your friends this video of your face superimposed onto every single character in “Home Alone.” I must say all your impressions are pretty solid, although I feel like my Uncle Frank is slightly better than yours. Shall we get together for a plain cheese pizza sometime and find out?