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Happy Horny Holidays: Ugly Christmas Sweaters Might Actually Get You Laid

HO! HO! HO!  Elfowicz here (that’s my Christmas persona) to deliver some good news. In honor of the impending, almost holiday season, Trojan condoms conducted a poll to find out what kind of cheer co-workers were spreading at their company Christmas parties. (Yes, cheer meaning SEX.) Since yours should be happening this week or next (unless your company is cheap and they are skipping the festivities this year –those jerks!), I thought you’d like to know that wearing an ugly Christmas sweater might not exclude you from getting some sugar under the mistletoe (or in the supply closet).  Keep reading »

Be The Talk Of Your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party This Year

A History Of The Ugly Christmas Sweater

If you’re the type who finds joy in getting in on the ugly sweater game come mid-December, listen up: a company called Digital Dudz has just taken your humble holiday activity to the next level, and now anything is possible. Each sweater features a pocket-like window in the stomach area for your smartphone, so all you have to do is download the corresponding app, stick it in the pocket, and head off to give Grandma the biggest surprise of her life. Or at least of the 2013 holiday season. You don’t know what Grandma saw sixty years ago. Nobody does. [Fashionista]

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 4: OhMiBod Lovelife Smile Discreet Vibrator

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Why We Love It: A fan favorite, this discreet little vibrator is perfect for a woman on the move. It has 7 different pulsation settings and allows you two hours of playtime. It’s particularly quiet, which means you can get it on without anyone knowing. And doesn’t everybody love a dirty little secret? [$59, OhMiBod] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 3: (Win This!) We-Vibe 4 Couples Vibrator

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Why We Love It: Aside from being the No.1 couples vibrator, it’s 100% waterproof and comes with a wireless remote control to help you reach climax at your own pace. She wears it during sex for extra stimulation to the G-spot and the clitoris, and together you share the vibe. It fits snuggly in all body types, and is pretty damn awesome if you ask us. [$159.99, We-Vibe]

Enter below for a chance to win it!  Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 2: Make Me Over Vibrator

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Why We Love It: Designed to look like a tasteful powder puff, this vibe comes concealed in a compact mirror. You can slip this bad boy in your handbag and take it with you wherever you go, this way you’re prepared if the mood strikes! It even has a strap on the back for easier handling. Pardon me while I go freshen up… [$89.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 1: Muse Rabbit Massager

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Why We Love It: It’s a clitoral stimulator shaped like a cute bunny, so duh. It’s small enough to fit in your palm, but powerful enough for 10 function controls to vibrate through his cute floppy ears. Oh, and did we mention his eyes, eyebrows and smile light up? That’s certainly something to grin about. [$79.95, AdamAndEve.com] Keep reading »

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