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“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 8: Tenga Egg Variety Six Pack

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Why We Love It: This one’s for the men! These stretchable masturbators slip over the shaft, each revealing a different sensation, regardless of his size. The set includes 6 eggs with different insides: various-sized nubs, delicate ribs, a web structure, bi-directional wedges, swirling patterns, and wavy ribs. Enjoy! [$39.99, Bunnyjuice] Keep reading »

10 Holiday Inspired Baby Names That Make My Skin Crawl

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I’ve known a few Noelles and Hollys in my day, so the trend of giving your baby a name inspired by the season when it was born—especially a magical season like Christmas—isn’t anything new. And we’ve all heard seasonal names like April, Summer, and Autumn before. (Secret confession: Autumn was my number one, all-time favorite name for a girl, no matter what season she was born in, but now I have two boys!)

But even with baby naming, you can have too much of a good thing. Read more on The Gloss…

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 7: Cleo Bath Body Massager

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Why We Love It: Tub time is always better when you can get off, am I right? This totally waterproof silicone vibrator has a suction cup base that will mount to any flat surface, making underwater masturbation your new best friend. Just try not to turn into a prune… [$89.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

This Zentai Santa Suit Is Definitely Not Mall Appropriate

XMas Sweaters Are Sexy?
Ugly Christmas Sweaters Might Actually Get You Laid
Ugly Christmas sweaters just might get you laid. Read More »

Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the Santa Claus 2nd Skin Suit. He delivers packages instead of presents. Now available for purchase anywhere costumes are sold. Not appropriate to be worn around children. [Laughing Squid]

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 6: Sex & Mischief Feathered Nipple Clamps

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Why We Love It: Nothing says naughty and nice quite like nipple clamps. Not only can you adjust the intensity of these rubber-tipped clamps, but you’ll feel the feathers tickle your skin as you squirm. Double the pleasure, double the fun. [$12.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 5: (Win This!) Under The Bed Restraints

Day 5 Bed Restraints

Why We Love It: No Boy Scout knots or hardware necessary here! We all love a little bit of kinky fuckery (“50 Shades,” anyone?), and these easy-to-use restraints are a step in the right direction. Just slide the restraints under your mattress, slip your sub into the cushy cuffs and they’ll be at your mercy in no time. [$58, Babeland]

Enter below for a chance to win it!  Keep reading »

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