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10 Holiday Inspired Baby Names That Make My Skin Crawl

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I’ve known a few Noelles and Hollys in my day, so the trend of giving your baby a name inspired by the season when it was born—especially a magical season like Christmas—isn’t anything new. And we’ve all heard seasonal names like April, Summer, and Autumn before. (Secret confession: Autumn was my number one, all-time favorite name for a girl, no matter what season she was born in, but now I have two boys!)

But even with baby naming, you can have too much of a good thing. Read more on The Gloss…

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 7: Cleo Bath Body Massager

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Why We Love It: Tub time is always better when you can get off, am I right? This totally waterproof silicone vibrator has a suction cup base that will mount to any flat surface, making underwater masturbation your new best friend. Just try not to turn into a prune… [$89.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

This Zentai Santa Suit Is Definitely Not Mall Appropriate

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Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the Santa Claus 2nd Skin Suit. He delivers packages instead of presents. Now available for purchase anywhere costumes are sold. Not appropriate to be worn around children. [Laughing Squid]

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 6: Sex & Mischief Feathered Nipple Clamps

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Why We Love It: Nothing says naughty and nice quite like nipple clamps. Not only can you adjust the intensity of these rubber-tipped clamps, but you’ll feel the feathers tickle your skin as you squirm. Double the pleasure, double the fun. [$12.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 5: (Win This!) Under The Bed Restraints

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Why We Love It: No Boy Scout knots or hardware necessary here! We all love a little bit of kinky fuckery (“50 Shades,” anyone?), and these easy-to-use restraints are a step in the right direction. Just slide the restraints under your mattress, slip your sub into the cushy cuffs and they’ll be at your mercy in no time. [$58, Babeland]

Enter below for a chance to win it!  Keep reading »

Oh No! Rockefeller Center Fired Its Skating Santa Without Warning

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Mall Santa arrested for sexually groping an elf. Read More »
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Christmas in New York City would be nothing without Rockefeller Center, home of the renowned 80-foot Christmas tree and the ice skating rink that doubles as the planet’s favorite wedding proposal location. It’s a place full of traditions, but this year may see the absence of a favorite — the rink’s beloved Skating Santa.

Paul Chernosky, Rockefeller Center’s Santa extraordinaire, has spent the past 15 holiday seasons making families smile and taking pictures with skaters. However, Grinch-like management changes this year have caused Paul to be fired without warning.

Paul was shocked by the sudden job loss:

“I was always told in the past that as long as I wanted the job I had it. … I felt very appreciated and praised for my work, and then all of a sudden: boom. The rug was just pulled out from under my feet.” Keep reading »

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