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Let’s Make Some Christmas Cookies For Singles!

Christmas Cookies For Singles
"Half a teaspoon of your own tears..."

Single this holiday season? Me too! And so is the hilarious Akilah Hughes, who you might remember from her awesome “Meet Your First Black Girlfriend” video. She’s ridin’ solo, and in this video, shows you how to make Christmas cookies for singles, no fucks to give about any exes, nope none. [YouTube]

The “Elf” Yourself Christmas Checklist For Holiday Cheer Revival

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Let’s be honest: Sometimes getting into the holiday spirit is no easy feat. But if there’s one person who knows how to bring out the best in us, it’s Buddy the Elf.

So do everyone a favor and give yourself the Elf treatment this December. By performing just a few simple tasks, you can kiss your inner cottonheaded ninnimuggins goodbye and spread some Christmas cheer, ya heard?

Simply complete this “Elf Yourself” checklist and you’re on your way to obnoxious merriment… Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 13: Fun Factory Bendy Beads

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Why We Love It: No butts about it, these anal beads are perfect for both beginners and pros. The bead sizes graduate in size and the handle on the end makes it perfect for solo or partner play. Also, there’s no need to worry about rigidity, because these beads are made of matte-textured silicon. In a word, they’re FantASStic. [$34.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

Frisky Eats: 10 Totally Over-The-Top Christmas Foods

Seeing these chocolate champagne gold-dusted Christmas cronuts (say that three times fast!) being hailed as the ultimate Christmas pastry put us in the mood to seek out even more OTTCF (Over The Top Christmas Foods). And oh boy, did we find some doozies. Click through to check out the craziest Christmas treats the internet has to offer, some of which will make you hungry, some of which will make you dry heave, and some of which will you make you do both at the same time, which is quite an impressive feat.

What I Really Want: Rachel’s Christmas List

What Rachel Really Wants For Christmas

Still on the hunt for a last-minute gift for that hard-to-buy-for lady in your life? Not sure what to ask for yourself? Don’t worry, The Frisky staff is here to help! We’ll be compiling our Christmas lists (along with some pertinent stats) to help you get inspired. Or just take a voyeuristic peek into our deepest consumerist desires. Either way.

Name: Rachel
Age: Old enough, but barely
Zodiac Sign: Taurus/Gemini cusp
Favorite Movie: “Natural Born Killers”
Signature Drink: All the wine
Primary Interests: Cats, hibernation, fine dining, vain pursuits, books on books on books, heated intellectual and existential discourse, sedatives

What I Really Want: Keep reading »

Holiday Gift Guide: 9 Pass-Aggro Presents For People You’re Obligated To Buy For

Buying presents for people you actually like is hard enough. When you’re forced to buy for someone who is undeserving of your holiday thoughtfulness (and hard-earned cash), browsing the generic gift section at Target feels like pulling teeth. But alas, we all have people on our Christmas lists who we kinda wish didn’t exist, yet we are obligated to buy gifts for anyway. Not that we endorse being passive-aggressive, but sometimes it’s necessary to make a statement to your evil granny who is fond of pointing out how much weight you’ve gained. Enjoy the worst part of your holiday shopping by gifting her with something that will leave her speechless for once. Click through for some present ideas for the people on your list who you love to hate.

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