christmas

Baby, It’s Consensual Outside

“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is the most squirmy of Christmas songs. It’s supposed to be a cute duet between a woman and a man who wants her to stay longer,…

Jessica Wakeman | November 27, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Online Retail Therapy: Tons Of Cyber Monday Deals Await!

If the thought of going to the mall on Black Friday completely freaked you out, take heart. Today is the second biggest holiday shopping day of the year, but you…

Julie Gerstein | November 26, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Men Are Merry-Less in Sexist Christmas Ad

Add one more advertisement to the slew of commercials stereotyping men and women. Asda, a British supermarket, debuted a new ad for the Christmas holidays, featuring a mother running herself…

Daley Quinn | November 15, 2012 - 2:40 pm

10 Tips For Having Sex After Huge Holiday Meals

Dan Savage suggests fucking before dinner. And yeah, that’s probably the best policy when it comes to huge holiday meals like Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. But if you can’t make…

The Frisky | November 15, 2012 - 9:00 am

A Cookie Cake That Accurately Describes November’s Mood

Is it already Christmas where you live? It seems December 25 comes earlier and earlier each year. As a Jew, I kind of love it, because hello, cookies, pine tree…

Julie Gerstein | November 5, 2012 - 8:30 am

The World’s Littlest Toilet Lover Gets A New Bowl For Christmas

Little Dustin Kruses knows a good toilet when he sees one on a Kohler Design Center Tour (sponsored by Kohler). His obsession started with port-a-potties and grew into a full-fledged…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2011 - 3:40 pm

The Money Shot: Christmas Is Busting Out All Over

Should someone tell the Johnson family that they have a very merry penis on their front lawn?  Nah. Might as well let Christmas keep coming until New Year’s. [Sofa Pizza]…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2011 - 12:40 pm

What Was The Best Holiday Gift You Received?

It’s fun to receive a gift you ask for, but, in my opinion, it’s more fun to receive a gift you didn’t ask for, and be astounded by how well…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2011 - 11:20 am

A Positive Holiday Statement On Chinese/Jewish Relations

Wherever your Chinese restaurant may be, please know that the Chinese Restaurant Association of America (if that in fact exists) supports your consumptions of Chinese food on Christmas. [Happy Place] …

Julie Gerstein | December 25, 2011 - 2:00 pm

10 Completely Miserable Christmas Cats

There’s nothing cats hate more than being dressed up in festive costumes. Seriously? Look at the miserable kitty faces in this collection of Santa cats — the disdain is practically dripping…

Julie Gerstein | December 25, 2011 - 12:00 pm

It’s A Christmas Meh-ricle

You’re not feeling Christmas? Chances are you’re not not feeling Christmas as much as these homeowners. [Passive Aggressive Notes] …

Julie Gerstein | December 25, 2011 - 9:00 am

20 Incredibly Festive Christmas Manicures

Happy Christmas Eve! I fell down an insane nail art rabbit hole and have emerged covered in tinsel, Christmas lights, and gilded snowflakes. People are serious about their nail art,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 24, 2011 - 1:00 pm

It’s Time To Cry: Anonymous Donors Are Paying For Strangers’ Layaways

Well, isn’t this sweet: some wonderful people are anonymously offering to pay for strangers’ layaway items at random Kmarts across the country. The Kmart layaway program, which helps struggling families pay for items…

Julie Gerstein | December 24, 2011 - 9:00 am

Mind Of Man: The Gift That Will Get You Laid

The current historic economic nosedive has two unintended consequences. One of them is that hobos just aren’t really cute anymore. Maybe they never were. All these years I thought they…

John DeVore | December 23, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Sarah Palin Pooh-Poohs The Obama Christmas Card

Sarah Palin has a beef with the presidential Christmas card: a simple portrait of the Obamas’ dog Bo by the fireplace with the line “From our family to yours, may…

Jessica Wakeman | December 22, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Heidi Klum Goes Pantsless As Santa Claus

Courtney Stodden isn’t the only one getting into the Christmas spirit! Heidi Klum tweeted this photo of herself wearing a Santa costume — but where are her pants? It’s cold…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 21, 2011 - 3:42 pm

3 Modernized Christmas Carols To Celebrate Awkward Family Time

Christmas carols are nice, but they’re a little out of touch with the realities of modern life, don’t you think? I mean, red-nosed reindeer, frosty snowmen, jingling bells, and little…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 21, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Holiday Survival Guide: 6 Tips For Dealing With The Holidays When You’ve Lost A Loved One

The holidays suck extra hard when you’re trying to cope with the loss of a family member, even if you’re not a Grinch by nature. However you define your family,…

Jenni Miller | December 21, 2011 - 10:00 am

6 Tips For The Token Jew At Christmas Dinner

Happy first night of Hanukkah, fellow members of Tribe! On that note, I’d like to take a few minutes to talk about Christmas. Christmas dinner specifically. Whether it was due…

Ami Angelowicz | December 20, 2011 - 4:00 pm

The Drunkest Night Before Christmas

Funny or Die’s drunk retelling of “The Night Before Christmas” is like no other Christmas tale you’ve heard. Drunk Allan McLeod recites the poem while Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and…

Julie Gerstein | December 20, 2011 - 3:00 pm
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