I’m going to make some sweeping generalizations about Australians. They have very cute, but oft-difficult-to-discern accents. They all come from places with silly names like Dingawoomba. Some of them drink a lot. They are sick of fielding questions about kangaroos. And most importantly, they love their snacks. Brits have their Marmite. The Quebecois have their poutine. Australians have a proud tradition of tastsy snackery that I had no idea about until I married one. And it’s not just snacks! Our friends Down Under have some pretty great skincare, beauty products, clothes, and pop culture. Oh yes, Australians are more than just cute koalas and Crocodile Dundee jokes. Keep reading »
Single this holiday season? Me too! And so is the hilarious Akilah Hughes, who you might remember from her awesome “Meet Your First Black Girlfriend” video. She’s ridin’ solo, and in this video, shows you how to make Christmas cookies for singles, no fucks to give about any exes, nope none. [YouTube]
Let’s be honest: Sometimes getting into the holiday spirit is no easy feat. But if there’s one person who knows how to bring out the best in us, it’s Buddy the Elf.
So do everyone a favor and give yourself the Elf treatment this December. By performing just a few simple tasks, you can kiss your inner cottonheaded ninnimuggins goodbye and spread some Christmas cheer, ya heard?
Simply complete this “Elf Yourself” checklist and you’re on your way to obnoxious merriment… Keep reading »
Why We Love It: No butts about it, these anal beads are perfect for both beginners and pros. The bead sizes graduate in size and the handle on the end makes it perfect for solo or partner play. Also, there’s no need to worry about rigidity, because these beads are made of matte-textured silicon. In a word, they’re FantASStic. [$34.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »
Seeing these chocolate champagne gold-dusted Christmas cronuts (say that three times fast!) being hailed as the ultimate Christmas pastry put us in the mood to seek out even more OTTCF (Over The Top Christmas Foods). And oh boy, did we find some doozies. Click through to check out the craziest Christmas treats the internet has to offer, some of which will make you hungry, some of which will make you dry heave, and some of which will you make you do both at the same time, which is quite an impressive feat.
Still on the hunt for a last-minute gift for that hard-to-buy-for lady in your life? Not sure what to ask for yourself? Don’t worry, The Frisky staff is here to help! We’ll be compiling our Christmas lists (along with some pertinent stats) to help you get inspired. Or just take a voyeuristic peek into our deepest consumerist desires. Either way.
Age: Old enough, but barely
Zodiac Sign: Taurus/Gemini cusp
Favorite Movie: “Natural Born Killers”
Signature Drink: All the wine
Primary Interests: Cats, hibernation, fine dining, vain pursuits, books on books on books, heated intellectual and existential discourse, sedatives
What I Really Want: Keep reading »