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“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 7: Cleo Bath Body Massager

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Why We Love It: Tub time is always better when you can get off, am I right? This totally waterproof silicone vibrator has a suction cup base that will mount to any flat surface, making underwater masturbation your new best friend. Just try not to turn into a prune… [$89.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

This Zentai Santa Suit Is Definitely Not Mall Appropriate

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Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the Santa Claus 2nd Skin Suit. He delivers packages instead of presents. Now available for purchase anywhere costumes are sold. Not appropriate to be worn around children. [Laughing Squid]

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 6: Sex & Mischief Feathered Nipple Clamps

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Why We Love It: Nothing says naughty and nice quite like nipple clamps. Not only can you adjust the intensity of these rubber-tipped clamps, but you’ll feel the feathers tickle your skin as you squirm. Double the pleasure, double the fun. [$12.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 5: (Win This!) Under The Bed Restraints

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Why We Love It: No Boy Scout knots or hardware necessary here! We all love a little bit of kinky fuckery (“50 Shades,” anyone?), and these easy-to-use restraints are a step in the right direction. Just slide the restraints under your mattress, slip your sub into the cushy cuffs and they’ll be at your mercy in no time. [$58, Babeland]

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Oh No! Rockefeller Center Fired Its Skating Santa Without Warning

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Christmas in New York City would be nothing without Rockefeller Center, home of the renowned 80-foot Christmas tree and the ice skating rink that doubles as the planet’s favorite wedding proposal location. It’s a place full of traditions, but this year may see the absence of a favorite — the rink’s beloved Skating Santa.

Paul Chernosky, Rockefeller Center’s Santa extraordinaire, has spent the past 15 holiday seasons making families smile and taking pictures with skaters. However, Grinch-like management changes this year have caused Paul to be fired without warning.

Paul was shocked by the sudden job loss:

“I was always told in the past that as long as I wanted the job I had it. … I felt very appreciated and praised for my work, and then all of a sudden: boom. The rug was just pulled out from under my feet.” Keep reading »

Happy Horny Holidays: Ugly Christmas Sweaters Might Actually Get You Laid

HO! HO! HO!  Elfowicz here (that’s my Christmas persona) to deliver some good news. In honor of the impending, almost holiday season, Trojan condoms conducted a poll to find out what kind of cheer co-workers were spreading at their company Christmas parties. (Yes, cheer meaning SEX.) Since yours should be happening this week or next (unless your company is cheap and they are skipping the festivities this year –those jerks!), I thought you’d like to know that wearing an ugly Christmas sweater might not exclude you from getting some sugar under the mistletoe (or in the supply closet).  Keep reading »

Be The Talk Of Your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party This Year

A History Of The Ugly Christmas Sweater

If you’re the type who finds joy in getting in on the ugly sweater game come mid-December, listen up: a company called Digital Dudz has just taken your humble holiday activity to the next level, and now anything is possible. Each sweater features a pocket-like window in the stomach area for your smartphone, so all you have to do is download the corresponding app, stick it in the pocket, and head off to give Grandma the biggest surprise of her life. Or at least of the 2013 holiday season. You don’t know what Grandma saw sixty years ago. Nobody does. [Fashionista]

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 4: OhMiBod Lovelife Smile Discreet Vibrator

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Why We Love It: A fan favorite, this discreet little vibrator is perfect for a woman on the move. It has 7 different pulsation settings and allows you two hours of playtime. It’s particularly quiet, which means you can get it on without anyone knowing. And doesn’t everybody love a dirty little secret? [$59, OhMiBod] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 3: (Win This!) We-Vibe 4 Couples Vibrator

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Why We Love It: Aside from being the No.1 couples vibrator, it’s 100% waterproof and comes with a wireless remote control to help you reach climax at your own pace. She wears it during sex for extra stimulation to the G-spot and the clitoris, and together you share the vibe. It fits snuggly in all body types, and is pretty damn awesome if you ask us. [$159.99, We-Vibe]

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“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 2: Make Me Over Vibrator

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Why We Love It: Designed to look like a tasteful powder puff, this vibe comes concealed in a compact mirror. You can slip this bad boy in your handbag and take it with you wherever you go, this way you’re prepared if the mood strikes! It even has a strap on the back for easier handling. Pardon me while I go freshen up… [$89.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

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