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I’ve known a few Noelles and Hollys in my day, so the trend of giving your baby a name inspired by the season when it was born—especially a magical season like Christmas—isn’t anything new. And we’ve all heard seasonal names like April, Summer, and Autumn before. (Secret confession: Autumn was my number one, all-time favorite name for a girl, no matter what season she was born in, but now I have two boys!)
But even with baby naming, you can have too much of a good thing. Read more on The Gloss…
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Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the Santa Claus 2nd Skin Suit. He delivers packages instead of presents. Now available for purchase anywhere costumes are sold. Not appropriate to be worn around children. [Laughing Squid]
Why We Love It: No Boy Scout knots or hardware necessary here! We all love a little bit of kinky fuckery (“50 Shades,” anyone?), and these easy-to-use restraints are a step in the right direction. Just slide the restraints under your mattress, slip your sub into the cushy cuffs and they’ll be at your mercy in no time. [$58, Babeland]
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Christmas in New York City would be nothing without Rockefeller Center, home of the renowned 80-foot Christmas tree and the ice skating rink that doubles as the planet’s favorite wedding proposal location. It’s a place full of traditions, but this year may see the absence of a favorite — the rink’s beloved Skating Santa.
Paul Chernosky, Rockefeller Center’s Santa extraordinaire, has spent the past 15 holiday seasons making families smile and taking pictures with skaters. However, Grinch-like management changes this year have caused Paul to be fired without warning.
Paul was shocked by the sudden job loss:
“I was always told in the past that as long as I wanted the job I had it. … I felt very appreciated and praised for my work, and then all of a sudden: boom. The rug was just pulled out from under my feet.” Keep reading »
HO! HO! HO! Elfowicz here (that’s my Christmas persona) to deliver some good news. In honor of the impending, almost holiday season, Trojan condoms conducted a poll to find out what kind of cheer co-workers were spreading at their company Christmas parties. (Yes, cheer meaning SEX.) Since yours should be happening this week or next (unless your company is cheap and they are skipping the festivities this year –those jerks!), I thought you’d like to know that wearing an ugly Christmas sweater might not exclude you from getting some sugar under the mistletoe (or in the supply closet). Keep reading »
If you’re the type who finds joy in getting in on the ugly sweater game come mid-December, listen up: a company called Digital Dudz has just taken your humble holiday activity to the next level, and now anything is possible. Each sweater features a pocket-like window in the stomach area for your smartphone, so all you have to do is download the corresponding app, stick it in the pocket, and head off to give Grandma the biggest surprise of her life. Or at least of the 2013 holiday season. You don’t know what Grandma saw sixty years ago. Nobody does. [Fashionista]
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