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Got Issues? Avoid These Seemingly Innocuous Movies This Holiday Season

Interstellar

We’ve all been there: you’re going through a rough patch in life and trying not to think about it. Your family is gathered together for the holidays and looking for a break between all the eating, so you all file into a movie theater or gather around the TV to watch a holiday classic. You thought you signed up to see something light or entertaining that has nothing to do with reality, and then out of nowhere, a depressing theme pops up. You find yourself bawling in your seat at the too-close-to-home scenario playing out onscreen. How did this happen!? The movie poster looked so cheerful! Now the rest of your day and maybe even the rest of your Christmas vacation are ruined. To help you escape this fate, I’ve put together a list of a few box office hits and annual holiday classics to avoid like the plague this season, grimly grouped by whatever tough spot you may be facing. Just stick with “Elf” and the Griswolds, friends! SPOILER ALERT: I’m going to tell you exactly what happens in every movie, so if you don’t want to know, don’t click! 

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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character (Literally Every Character)

Be My Boyfriend
Paul Little Home Alone Video Christmas Card
So Weird. So Creepy. So Funny.

Dear Paul Little AKA The Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character,

I am a huge fan of “Home Alone.” I quote it constantly. I went to see it at a movie theater a couple weeks ago and sat next to an old man who had never seen it and it was hilarious. It’s obvious you share my “Home Alone” obsession, because you decided to forego a traditional Christmas card this year, and instead sent your friends this video of your face superimposed onto every single character in “Home Alone.” I must say all your impressions are pretty solid, although I feel like my Uncle Frank is slightly better than yours. Shall we get together for a plain cheese pizza sometime and find out?

Xoxo,
Winona

“Love Actually 2″ Has Less Romance, More Wizards And Zombies

Love Actually 2 Trailer
"To me, you are perfect. As long as you're not a zombie."

Can you guys believe it’s been 10 years since “Love Actually” came out? It’s about time this Christmas classic got a sequel, don’t you think? Well, you’re in luck: the whole gang is back together in this hilarious and disturbing parody trailer for “Love Actually 2,” which catches up with the ensemble cast as they’ve whiled away the past decade killing zombies, teaching at Hogwarts, bounty hunting, threatening kidnappers, taking speech classes, and going on unexpected journeys. For the record, I would totally watch this movie if it were real. [YouTube]

The 10 Best Holiday Movies

The weather outside is kind of frightful, but chances are, you probably don’t have a fireplace that is so delightful. Instead, curl up on your couch with a mug of spiked spiked hot chocolate and one of these classic holiday movies… Keep reading »

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