Prepared to be stunned, ladies? Girls Gone Wild founder and general sleazebag Joe Francis has been left by his wife of less than two months. I know! I didn’t see it coming either. Frankly, what I did find shocking was that any woman would marry him in the first place, but I guess there’s a green zebra for everyone. So, who would marry this jerk in the first place? That’d be Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for L.A.’s KCAL9. She went to NYU, is the niece of Bill Clinton’s former chief-of-staff Mark McLarty, and she’s from Arkansas. I guess we all make mistakes. Apparently, she was Francis’ girlfriend of four years. The two were married last month in a lavish wedding held at the groom’s Mexico estate. “I’m not sure if she is still driving the S500 Mercedes he let her use or if she still has her $500K engagement ring, but she definitely moved out of his Bel Air home,” a source told Radar. Well, I guess that explains some of it. Keep reading »
“Girls Gone Wild”‘s Joe Francis is getting … married? When we heard the news this morning, we didn’t know if we were still drunk from last night, or hell had frozen over, or what. But yes: Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for CBS, is going to marry that bastard. Actually, the couple will have a domestic partnership, not a marriage. Why? Because Joe Francis has so many scruples, you see! “We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States,” Francis told gossip column Page Six. Uh, OK.
The flesh vendor proposed to McLarty while vacationing in St. Tropez and they will wed with 200 guests in September at Casa Aramara, his beachfront estate in Punta Mita, Mexico. Weirdness of weirdness, his neighbor Quincy Jones will be the best man. So, a September wedding! Very nice. That gives up plenty of time to think up some appropriate wedding gifts for a sweetie like Joe Francis … Keep reading »